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: Anonymous 102 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon)09:16:53 No.890638921 >currently in a zoom orientation for new job >they were going around person to person asking for introductions >didn't really want to talk >my turn comes >unmute mic and pretend to talk but don't say anything so they think my mic is broken >car honks right outside my apartment and the little window on zoom lights up >so now everyone thinks I'm retarded >great way to start the new job

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 1 hour ago モニタ 14 REPLIES 246221441 one piece f------ sucks >"dude you should totally read one piece its so good" >"nah thanks" >YEARS of this >finally read it >read 620+ chapters >it's literally one of the worst things i've ever seen i hate every single one of you tasteless one piece readers

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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Straight >No friends >Never had a gf >Go to college >New guy in class comes in >He's openly gay and kind to everyone, including me. Literally an angel who could do noting wrong >We become good friends over time >A few months roll by >He confesses to me Britis 1.82 MB PNG 05/10/21(Mon)00:04:09 No.63597231 >Says he always felt like this since he first met I don't know what to do anons, I don't want to break his heart and having a lover would be nice, but I don't know how people will view me. I don't want to be made fun of : Anonymous 13 KB PNG 05/10/21(Mon)00:06:04 No.63597256 >>63597231 (OP) # Go get topped OP

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anon likes to stay safe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 150 KB JPG 12/12/22(Mon)13:02:39 No.890627913 >be 16 at the time >friend bullies me for wearing helmet while skateboarding >be sad >4 years later he died after hitting his head after a skateboard fall >would have survived had he wore a helmet haha, dumb retard. don't shame people for being safe, a------. I used to skateboarded while high on xanax. I wore a helmet so i didn't die. wear your helmet, retards.

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Anon is asking spicy questions | /r/Greentext

File: Thicc Austria.png (30 KB, 250x250) Native australians explain me this Anonymous >you have an entire continent only for you >white colonization only begins in XIX century >you have 35,000 years do develop an entire ethno-civilization in peace >when white bois discovered you, you still living like in Stone Age How? I mean, HOW?!

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Anon hates translations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)15:09:47 No.226150995 I refuse to read translations, I read everything in its original language even if I don't speak it. I have read the entirety of Les misérables in French, Divine Comedy in Italian, Don Quijote in Spanish and Brothers Karamazov in Russia, without understanding a single word. f--- translations and f--- english, that is all I have to say >>226151266 # >>226151772 # >>226151934 # >>226154040 # >>226154243 # >>226154922 # >>226156597 # >>226156696 # >>226157786 # >>226158226 # >>226158249 #

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Anon loses "closest thing to teen love" in his early 20s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 128 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon)00:30:14 No.71363838 >Missed out on teen love >14 yr old teen starts hanging out with me in my early 20s >calls me everyday >play vydia >watch cartoons >Even playfully reminded me that she loved me >This went on for years >caught feelings for her >suddenly stopped >found out shes hanging out with a senior classmate >taller than me but I could kick his ass, but would still make me look like a punk >facebook status changes to inna relationship couple of months after It was the closest thing Ive got to teen love, but in the end, it was all in my head

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

10h (12/12 10:08) 71360819 PNG 102KB (860 × 723) devilish apu.png 3 Replies >Be me a few weeks ago >walking home from my night course >Girl ahead of me walking home >Shes walking home along the same route >Purposefully shadow her >Make it look like I'm stalking her. >she turns a corner >I speed up to catch up with her just enough to creep her out >Continue doing this for like 10 minutes clearly freaking her out >She crosses the road to the other side >l purposefully keep pace with her just a meter or so behind. >She stops behind a car and uses her phone to check where I am >She thinks I dont see what shes doing >Continue on walking and make her think I was never stalking her and that shes just paranoid by stopping at my friends house who is on that road.

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Anon hates white people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 127 KB JPG : Anonymous >>71323664 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 12/09/22(Fri)19:16:33 No.71323087 i hate white people. heres why >pet obsessed freaks >karens >police >trannies 12/09/22(Fri)19:17:37 No.71323098 12/09/22(Fri)19:18:02 No.71323104 12/09/22(Fri)19:18:21 No.71323107 : Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri)19:18:35 No.71323108 so go back to the jungle, stop ruining civilization for the civilized : Anonymous >>71323087 (OP) # I love mosquito burgers. 12/09/22(Fri)20:29:10 No.71323649

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Wagmi anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB JPG That is all. 09/15/20(Tue)01:11:00 No.57444444 We're all going to make it, gentlemen. Stay strong, keep lifting, pursue your goals, eat clean, and remember that no matter what, we've got each other.

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Anon has a problem with white people having a dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ⒸRSPCA 12/09/22(Fri)19:54:15 No.71323360 159C330A-4445-432F-8236-CDDF28A0C6A8.jpg 53 KB JPG what is with white people and dogs? >live in a white neighborhood >every single person has a dog thats barking, s-------, pissing everywhere every owner is a p------------ >go to my friends apartment building thats 6 stories tall >every single person has a dog >every person is standing in the lobby with dogs on leashes and holding dogs in their arms >all trapping them in small apartments making them go in and out of elevators to s--- and piss all over outside >every time you go to someones house you get tackled by idiot shitbeast and they have to yell the entire time >pissing puking s------- on their bed and all over their house >have idiot dogs barking the entire time you hang out some try to attack you >have to dodge piles of dog s--- everywhere to go >getting their children mauled in the news every week >they have zero self awareness ive lived in ethnic neighborhoods and its not like this. its quiet, you dont have to dodge s---, have some retarded monster try to kill you for walking around

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O Anonymous 12/11/22(Sun)19:44:28 No.71361930 ► >>71361998 >be me bisexual n---- but still cute to some women >college >recently switched schools Used to be a normie but went into depression cause women left >still depressed neet who isnt social anymore >a month in a qt3.14 approaches me and compliments me >ffw 3 weeks me and her are friends, talk every day, eat lunch together, her friends like me as well (except for one typical sjw lesbian) >SJW lesbian bitch constantly tries to tell her lies about to the qt3.14 who likes me that "im racist/homophobic" and saying I admitted that I was to her as well (Im bisexual and a dark n----, these bitches is white/asian) R >dont believe it but i respect >says we can still be friends though so i'm not absolutley devestated >2 days later she texts me that "she has a standard for her friends and I dont meet it" and not to text her >dont text her cause dont want her to hate me >go back to crying every day like a loser >she still sits next to me in class every day even though theres open seats, she doesn't speak to me and I dont speak to her as well. Same with her friends >cute girl at first tells me about it and laughs it off cause she knows im bi and not like that >qt3.14 confesses to me and i ask her out, we start dating >s--- going well for a week. Happiest i've ever been. Felt like a normie again >randomly she texts me that shes breaking up with me but its "not my fault and she's lesbian" couldn't even say it to my face. she used to want me so bad >find out lesbian SJW friend wanted her so badly she doubled down on her blatant lies even more s--- about me which isn't true (told her I confessed to being racist, to hating asian people, to being fatphobic, to liking trump even though we dont live in america, to trying cocaine, to being manipulative, and to hating her) and more s--- too long to name >cry even more cause if this lesbian tard didn't exist then i'd have GF that loves me What do i do i havent confronted her yet but doubt it do anything picunrel but looks girl

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: Anonymous 204 KB PNG w-- 10/18/22(Tue)05:53:55 No.70634177 >mom says something to me >stare at her like this >don't say anything and go back to my room >don't come out for the rest of the night >doing this for 2 years >she still tries to talk to me

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: Anonymous 102 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon)09:16:53 No.890638921 >currently in a zoom orientation for new job >they were going around person to person asking for introductions >didn't really want to talk >my turn comes >unmute mic and pretend to talk but don't say anything so they think my mic is broken >car honks right outside my apartment and the little window on zoom lights up >so now everyone thinks I'm retarded >great way to start the new job

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