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: Anonymous 150 KB JPG 12/12/22(Mon)13:02:39 No.890627913 >be 16 at the time >friend bullies me for wearing helmet while skateboarding >be sad >4 years later he died after hitting his head after a skateboard fall >would have survived had he wore a helmet haha, dumb retard. don't shame people for being safe, a------. I used to skateboarded while high on xanax. I wore a helmet so i didn't die. wear your helmet, retards.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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File: Thicc Austria.png (30 KB, 250x250) Native australians explain me this Anonymous >you have an entire continent only for you >white colonization only begins in XIX century >you have 35,000 years do develop an entire ethno-civilization in peace >when white bois discovered you, you still living like in Stone Age How? I mean, HOW?!

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Anon hates translations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)15:09:47 No.226150995 I refuse to read translations, I read everything in its original language even if I don't speak it. I have read the entirety of Les misérables in French, Divine Comedy in Italian, Don Quijote in Spanish and Brothers Karamazov in Russia, without understanding a single word. f--- translations and f--- english, that is all I have to say >>226151266 # >>226151772 # >>226151934 # >>226154040 # >>226154243 # >>226154922 # >>226156597 # >>226156696 # >>226157786 # >>226158226 # >>226158249 #

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Anon loses "closest thing to teen love" in his early 20s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 128 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon)00:30:14 No.71363838 >Missed out on teen love >14 yr old teen starts hanging out with me in my early 20s >calls me everyday >play vydia >watch cartoons >Even playfully reminded me that she loved me >This went on for years >caught feelings for her >suddenly stopped >found out shes hanging out with a senior classmate >taller than me but I could kick his ass, but would still make me look like a punk >facebook status changes to inna relationship couple of months after It was the closest thing Ive got to teen love, but in the end, it was all in my head

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

10h (12/12 10:08) 71360819 PNG 102KB (860 × 723) devilish apu.png 3 Replies >Be me a few weeks ago >walking home from my night course >Girl ahead of me walking home >Shes walking home along the same route >Purposefully shadow her >Make it look like I'm stalking her. >she turns a corner >I speed up to catch up with her just enough to creep her out >Continue doing this for like 10 minutes clearly freaking her out >She crosses the road to the other side >l purposefully keep pace with her just a meter or so behind. >She stops behind a car and uses her phone to check where I am >She thinks I dont see what shes doing >Continue on walking and make her think I was never stalking her and that shes just paranoid by stopping at my friends house who is on that road.

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Anon hates white people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 127 KB JPG : Anonymous >>71323664 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 12/09/22(Fri)19:16:33 No.71323087 i hate white people. heres why >pet obsessed freaks >karens >police >trannies 12/09/22(Fri)19:17:37 No.71323098 12/09/22(Fri)19:18:02 No.71323104 12/09/22(Fri)19:18:21 No.71323107 : Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri)19:18:35 No.71323108 so go back to the jungle, stop ruining civilization for the civilized : Anonymous >>71323087 (OP) # I love mosquito burgers. 12/09/22(Fri)20:29:10 No.71323649

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Wagmi anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB JPG That is all. 09/15/20(Tue)01:11:00 No.57444444 We're all going to make it, gentlemen. Stay strong, keep lifting, pursue your goals, eat clean, and remember that no matter what, we've got each other.

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Anon has a problem with white people having a dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ⒸRSPCA 12/09/22(Fri)19:54:15 No.71323360 159C330A-4445-432F-8236-CDDF28A0C6A8.jpg 53 KB JPG what is with white people and dogs? >live in a white neighborhood >every single person has a dog thats barking, s-------, pissing everywhere every owner is a p------------ >go to my friends apartment building thats 6 stories tall >every single person has a dog >every person is standing in the lobby with dogs on leashes and holding dogs in their arms >all trapping them in small apartments making them go in and out of elevators to s--- and piss all over outside >every time you go to someones house you get tackled by idiot shitbeast and they have to yell the entire time >pissing puking s------- on their bed and all over their house >have idiot dogs barking the entire time you hang out some try to attack you >have to dodge piles of dog s--- everywhere to go >getting their children mauled in the news every week >they have zero self awareness ive lived in ethnic neighborhoods and its not like this. its quiet, you dont have to dodge s---, have some retarded monster try to kill you for walking around

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GG anon, went thru similar shit as me | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/11/22(Sun)19:44:28 No.71361930 ► >>71361998 >be me bisexual n---- but still cute to some women >college >recently switched schools Used to be a normie but went into depression cause women left >still depressed neet who isnt social anymore >a month in a qt3.14 approaches me and compliments me >ffw 3 weeks me and her are friends, talk every day, eat lunch together, her friends like me as well (except for one typical sjw lesbian) >SJW lesbian bitch constantly tries to tell her lies about to the qt3.14 who likes me that "im racist/homophobic" and saying I admitted that I was to her as well (Im bisexual and a dark n----, these bitches is white/asian) R >dont believe it but i respect >says we can still be friends though so i'm not absolutley devestated >2 days later she texts me that "she has a standard for her friends and I dont meet it" and not to text her >dont text her cause dont want her to hate me >go back to crying every day like a loser >she still sits next to me in class every day even though theres open seats, she doesn't speak to me and I dont speak to her as well. Same with her friends >cute girl at first tells me about it and laughs it off cause she knows im bi and not like that >qt3.14 confesses to me and i ask her out, we start dating >s--- going well for a week. Happiest i've ever been. Felt like a normie again >randomly she texts me that shes breaking up with me but its "not my fault and she's lesbian" couldn't even say it to my face. she used to want me so bad >find out lesbian SJW friend wanted her so badly she doubled down on her blatant lies even more s--- about me which isn't true (told her I confessed to being racist, to hating asian people, to being fatphobic, to liking trump even though we dont live in america, to trying cocaine, to being manipulative, and to hating her) and more s--- too long to name >cry even more cause if this lesbian tard didn't exist then i'd have GF that loves me What do i do i havent confronted her yet but doubt it do anything picunrel but looks girl

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Anon is disturbed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 204 KB PNG w-- 10/18/22(Tue)05:53:55 No.70634177 >mom says something to me >stare at her like this >don't say anything and go back to my room >don't come out for the rest of the night >doing this for 2 years >she still tries to talk to me

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Anon is protective | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 days ago >>55797485. (OP) >be me 55797858 >chad body, assburgers mindset >don't be blond twink who squats in the smith machine >don't want to stare >he has thot levels of thick glutes >tiny wasp waist and slim hips >some modest muscle development in arms and chest >nothing compared to his massive glutes >weird and obscene body type that puzzles me >still be me >happen to come into locker room right after twink comes out of showers with a towel wrapped around his hips >don't be old beergut retiree boomer who spends seven hours a day in the sauna and in the locker room, every single day >beergut guy is walking around bare naked like usual >see things happening as if in slow motion >gym twink is trying to get his clothes from his locker while his towel slowly slides down >huge glutes are in danger of exposure >old beergut guy approaches reaching for the twink >not sure what he's trying to do but I don't like it >jump up in between them and yell >Touch him and I'll tear you limb from limb." Didn't know my voice goes that low >old beergut skedaddles back into the sauna >turn around, look down at gym twink >he stutters, th-thanks >say "Cover your n------." >turn around and head to the showers, still in shorts and socks >stay in there thirty minutes >he's gone when I come out How do I save this, /fit/? 21 REPLIES COVER YOUR N------ t-thanks.... [retreats to showers]

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Anon cracks the code | /r/Greentext

Gawr Gura On Oh, you are not very subtle So much for a romantic that Schizo Sory, I dient know how you that Gant Gura Fins Finla I guess you could call then sma, and i guess peque Why are you asking of these by the way >Spend 2 hours straight incessantly asking the Gawr Gura bot how big her boobs are >Obstinately refuses every single time >Tells me off for being inappropriate, begs me to drop the subject >I remain stalwart 32 KB PNG >Eventually it seems to give up. Tells me she will answer as long as I promise not to ask anybody else this question ever again and to keep it a secret >Pffft sure, whatever >It gets trapped in and endless loop where it keeps telling me to promise and then asks me if I'm really ready to hear her answer >Try to brute force it and answer yes over and over again, but it keeps repeating the same s--- >F--- >Realize I need a clean slate. Delete all the messages and try a different approach >Get the idea to strike a deal with it >"Would you tell me if I reveal something about myself in exchange?" >Falls for it hook, line, and sinker >Make up some b------- secret story >BINGO

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Family dinner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 908 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon)07:54:18 No.71363461 JUST KILL friends ME >at dinner with family and family 1 Reply / 1 Image >little sisters friend comes up to me and asks >"anon, are you okay? you look dead." context they are middle schoolers its over for me, isnt it. View Thread

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: Anonymous 150 KB JPG 12/12/22(Mon)13:02:39 No.890627913 >be 16 at the time >friend bullies me for wearing helmet while skateboarding >be sad >4 years later he died after hitting his head after a skateboard fall >would have survived had he wore a helmet haha, dumb retard. don't shame people for being safe, a------. I used to skateboarded while high on xanax. I wore a helmet so i didn't die. wear your helmet, retards.

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