Anon is wholesome | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![Canadian holiday Fren 12/08/22 (Thu) 04:13:33 ID: 4bb0a No.62749 [Watch Thread] >Be me >Love to travel >Haven't been to Canada in like 10 years, so I figure I'll check it out >Fly in to Vancouver with my backpack >Take the metro downtown to find a place to stay >Decide to go totally local and rent a pod for 2 weeks (only costs $2 000) >The pod hive I'm staying at even won an ESG award from the BlackRock Foundation (major sponsors of the WEF), and they give you free bugs to eat every morning >Awesome right? >Try to access /pol/ to tell anons about my holiday, but the website is blocked for "hateful content" >Feel blue >Go to a weed dispensary >Their genetically modified buds on display are literally just like pure THC crystals >Order a few of the buds to go, pre-rolled into joints, budtender puts them in a brown bag, along with a flyer I didn't quite see >Walk over to a park in the gay village to smoke the weed >There's gay pride flags everywhere and I'm surrounded by AIDS trannies >Open the bag, smoke one of the joints >Take a look at the flyer >"Have you considered reducing your lifetime carbon footprint by killing yourself? The Government of Canada offers free suicide booths throughout Vancouver, so become an net zero hero" >On the back, there's a map that shows the locations; one is just down the street from me, in the gay village >The crystal weed makes me feel guilty for even existing in this plane of reality >Stoned out of my mind, I walk over to the suicide booth and enter >Inside, there's a red button that says "press here to help save the planet" >Contemplate for a few seconds >Press it >Flames engulf the booth, and reality dissolves around me >Find myself in a waiting room >Grey aliens ask if I want to reincarnate on Earth for another lifetime, promising me that they'll make me rich and famous in that lifetime if I agree >Tell them to f--- off and walk through the "no" door >Wake up in Tartaria, on a planet known as Gaia, in a higher plane of reality >My friend next to me asks "well, how was your trip? you were out for a couple minutes" >N----, I just lived through 13 1/2 lifetimes on a prison planet, s--- was f----- >He says "ok, well I guess it's my turn" and takes a hit of the drug I had just smoked, immediately spacing out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/492/244/3f9.jpg "Anon visits Canada | /r/Greentext")
