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I need 35$ for a old ass laptop >Be me >Be from a 3rd world country >Live with parents >Be unemployed, Parents won't let me get a job because it's "shameful" >Need a laptop for studying eg. Searching and making quiz on docs >Parents never bought me anything I wanted other than a phone >And If I ask for 35$ they probably will not give a f--- to me >Always been this neglected since childhood, Younger brother gets what he wants How tf do I make money online. Even if it's 5$ a day I don't care. Exploit me all you want just give me 5$ I'll do anything. There's nothing I won't do for money now.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)22:29:45 No.773601407 >Mom comes home from work stressed out as usual, dad home drunk >Sees me depressed and unmotivated to do anything > takes me and my sister out to eat >let me order anything from the menu, as the good boy I am I order tendies with hunny mussy >we leave and go visit my uncle and my newborn cousin 46 KB PNG >on our ride back home we listen to Southern Nights, a song I love >mfw I realized she did this all for me to cheer up >came home and didn't want to cry and say "i love you" cause I'm a wuss > grow a pair of balls and go say "I love you and thanks for taking me out " sobbing all over her shoulder >still crying while writing this > although you'll never see this > Thank you mom, I love you with all my heart

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File: 1277701026.jpg-(97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) MKAR JUNE 18 Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.245159XXX lol Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No.245159XXX WHAT Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this >>Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No.245159XXX I did it to buzz too Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.245159XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point you've made

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Anon’s motivation to lift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous T2/03/22(Sat)16.48.57 NO.69145498 1652094637043.jpg 19 KB JPG What's your motivation to lift /fit/? My motivation is my cat, Rupert, here he is. I know he'd want me to be big and strong, it also allows me to protect him from danger.

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Anon discusses the diversity of Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous XXX XX 12/07/22 (Wed)18:13:56 No.177647638 D CDE8ADF2-5637-46C4-83AE-BE07C907F62F.jpg 294 KB JPG >one asian character in the entire franchise >name is Ching Chong

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Anonymous 87 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)11:22:39 No.65618916 >keep getting into more and more extreme p--- >end up having to choose between cheese pizza and white genocide >fap to white genocide for a few years >end up trooning out This happen to anyone else? 2 Replies Anonymous View Thread 10/03/21(Sun)11:23:55 No.65618924 >>65618916 Feels like a bot wrote this thread. I have no idea what the f--- you're talking about.

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Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed >talk with fembot >send selfie >she ghosts

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SEASON 2 OF THE ANWILL START AIRING IN JANUARY 2021. Psy 長灘水 FED Anonymous 12/06/22(Tue)12:49:19 No.71286470 >drank 2 coffees and 2 energy drinks within an hour My heart is going a million beats a second. I might actually die today

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anon would never know | /r/Greentext

13m (7/7 14:22) 605057074 20 Re 6 Img JPG 12KB (680x282) 5 Replies >Have a heated debate on /v/ >Opponent deflects any argument made against him >Post irrefutable high-effort evidence supporting yourself >Opponent stops replying >Can't ever know if he ran away from embarrassment or if he just forgot about you because it took too long for you to reply and now thinks he won ...

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Gen Y anon remembers the good days of the internet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: fiLk5lmb) 12/07/22 (Wed)08:36:04 No.407441191 >>407441652 >be me >born 1991 >literal boomer parents who neglect me >act up in school all the time, have no friends >get a computer >check out and ignore school all day or get suspended and sent home >spend all my time on the computer >surfing angelfire sites, geocities, checking out random personal sites >find image repository hosted by a swinger's club and j------- to all the MILFs for literally YEARS >lots of cool games on Newgrounds to play and cartoons to watch >read tons of awesome webcomics like Nowhere Girl, Miss Dynamite >YouTube doesn't even exist >go on Ebaumsworld, Muchosucko, I-Am-Bored.com, literally any and all cool content sites before they were all obliterated by social media >play MUDs, Morrowind, and Diablo 2 for countless hours with people who don't think I'm just a retard >able to go into truly anonymous chatrooms and meet cool people >go on Worlds and explore, sometimes find rooms with actual girls in it who had links to pictures of themselves naked who WANTED you to see them naked, and they didn't care that you were 13 >cool indie rock music to listen to like Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkeys >able to play WoW when it still had a soul >smartphones invented >social media invented >YouTube starts selling out it all went downhill around 2009 I wish I could go back, boys if only to relive that magic for a single day being a kid sucked. I hated it. but the years 2001-2008 were f------ awesome for the Internet.

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Anon tried to be cool but fumbled in the end | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 69 KB JPG 12/07/22(Wed)21:30:32 No.71298785 >be me >at a family gathering >don't really talk to anyone so usually just play pokemon on my switch >cousin who I've never spoken to in my 26 years of life is there >she's younger so always saw her as a little child >she's alone too so she starts talking to me >ohgodwtf.jpeg >know unlike my based republican family she's a liberal (gen z so of course) so be wary of her >we both walk down the basement to play some pool >she says she wants to get to know me and says she thinks she actually knows me more than I think >ask her w-- does she mean >turns out she believes im a f----- but im hiding it from our based family >be offended but know its probably a compliment to degenerates from her generation >tell her im actually straight and she apologizes and asks me what kind of girl am i looking for and why she never sees me with anyone >be f------ annoyed but also feel like shes coming on to me >idea.wav >start describing her as my ideal girl to see her reaction, just for the lolz >she says my ideal girl sounds beautiful and she's sure she's going to like me back >idea2.wav >be locking eyes and lean in for a kiss >bitch pushes me back and asks w-- is wrong with me >literally never heard her swear before so be a little shocked >she says no wonder why no one talks to me >f------ rubs salt into the wound and leaves >be that night ashamed and crying >be today >still a bit sad anons we are going to get together for christmas idk how tf to react when i see her or what to do 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 12/07/22(Wed) 22:33:15 No.71299386 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Why didn't you play it off as a joke? You should had laughed your ass off at her and then tell her not to pry into your personal struggles 12/07/22(Wed) 22:37:17 No.71299423 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Ngl this made me think about one of my female cousins. She's a hot hoe and her bf is a cuck for staying with her, but I'd likely f--- the s--- outta her, given the chance. Plus, we're third cousins. : Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed) 22:37:32 No.71299428 It's not hard to avoid f------ up family relationships that bad you absoloute 'tist. Just be honest and explain that you were only toying around 12/07/22(Wed)23:08:31 No.71299783 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Wow, major f--- up dude, even if you were the biggest chad on earth, chads don't f--- cousins who they barely know and saw them growing up. She'll always remember you as the perverted old basement dweller, and will associate men who look like you from your generation with you. Best thing is to apologize, simple quick apologize and f--- off, let her be for the rest of her life if you don't want more trouble for you. I know that lack of intimacy and love f---- the mind up, and makes you believe that the smallest drop of attention seems like she's into you, but that's not the case. Sex and love respects serious rules, such as: are you a good candidate for sex? Do you have the looks and hygiene? And so on, good luck robot, please don't f--- up even more, think with your head, not your c---. : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # try to f--- her under the christmas tree 12/08/22(Thu)00:12:16 No.71300532

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anon is a danganronpa fan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous £ 749 B PNG 12/06/22(Tue)14:09:56 No.71281872 pic unrelated > be me > gay, possibly tranner > sperg, OCD and ADHD > f------ hate myself for incompetence and being unlucky n s--- > cope by hating everyone i see myself in > believe that the incompetent are used as fodder for the great to take over and become successful > get bored and depressed > watch the stupid ass fingers in his ass music video because i need funny and occasionally play danganronpa > suddenly find nagito interesting > look him up > nagito komaeda is a gay man who f------ hates himself, projects by hating those who are worse than him, and believes those like him are stepping stones for the talented to become great > realize i relate to a danganronpa character > want to kill myself I love being a Danganronpa fan

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