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Anonymous (ID: fiLk5lmb) 12/07/22 (Wed)08:36:04 No.407441191 >>407441652 >be me >born 1991 >literal boomer parents who neglect me >act up in school all the time, have no friends >get a computer >check out and ignore school all day or get suspended and sent home >spend all my time on the computer >surfing angelfire sites, geocities, checking out random personal sites >find image repository hosted by a swinger's club and j------- to all the MILFs for literally YEARS >lots of cool games on Newgrounds to play and cartoons to watch >read tons of awesome webcomics like Nowhere Girl, Miss Dynamite >YouTube doesn't even exist >go on Ebaumsworld, Muchosucko, I-Am-Bored.com, literally any and all cool content sites before they were all obliterated by social media >play MUDs, Morrowind, and Diablo 2 for countless hours with people who don't think I'm just a retard >able to go into truly anonymous chatrooms and meet cool people >go on Worlds and explore, sometimes find rooms with actual girls in it who had links to pictures of themselves naked who WANTED you to see them naked, and they didn't care that you were 13 >cool indie rock music to listen to like Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkeys >able to play WoW when it still had a soul >smartphones invented >social media invented >YouTube starts selling out it all went downhill around 2009 I wish I could go back, boys if only to relive that magic for a single day being a kid sucked. I hated it. but the years 2001-2008 were f------ awesome for the Internet.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon tried to be cool but fumbled in the end | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 69 KB JPG 12/07/22(Wed)21:30:32 No.71298785 >be me >at a family gathering >don't really talk to anyone so usually just play pokemon on my switch >cousin who I've never spoken to in my 26 years of life is there >she's younger so always saw her as a little child >she's alone too so she starts talking to me >ohgodwtf.jpeg >know unlike my based republican family she's a liberal (gen z so of course) so be wary of her >we both walk down the basement to play some pool >she says she wants to get to know me and says she thinks she actually knows me more than I think >ask her w-- does she mean >turns out she believes im a f----- but im hiding it from our based family >be offended but know its probably a compliment to degenerates from her generation >tell her im actually straight and she apologizes and asks me what kind of girl am i looking for and why she never sees me with anyone >be f------ annoyed but also feel like shes coming on to me >idea.wav >start describing her as my ideal girl to see her reaction, just for the lolz >she says my ideal girl sounds beautiful and she's sure she's going to like me back >idea2.wav >be locking eyes and lean in for a kiss >bitch pushes me back and asks w-- is wrong with me >literally never heard her swear before so be a little shocked >she says no wonder why no one talks to me >f------ rubs salt into the wound and leaves >be that night ashamed and crying >be today >still a bit sad anons we are going to get together for christmas idk how tf to react when i see her or what to do 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 12/07/22(Wed) 22:33:15 No.71299386 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Why didn't you play it off as a joke? You should had laughed your ass off at her and then tell her not to pry into your personal struggles 12/07/22(Wed) 22:37:17 No.71299423 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Ngl this made me think about one of my female cousins. She's a hot hoe and her bf is a cuck for staying with her, but I'd likely f--- the s--- outta her, given the chance. Plus, we're third cousins. : Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed) 22:37:32 No.71299428 It's not hard to avoid f------ up family relationships that bad you absoloute 'tist. Just be honest and explain that you were only toying around 12/07/22(Wed)23:08:31 No.71299783 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Wow, major f--- up dude, even if you were the biggest chad on earth, chads don't f--- cousins who they barely know and saw them growing up. She'll always remember you as the perverted old basement dweller, and will associate men who look like you from your generation with you. Best thing is to apologize, simple quick apologize and f--- off, let her be for the rest of her life if you don't want more trouble for you. I know that lack of intimacy and love f---- the mind up, and makes you believe that the smallest drop of attention seems like she's into you, but that's not the case. Sex and love respects serious rules, such as: are you a good candidate for sex? Do you have the looks and hygiene? And so on, good luck robot, please don't f--- up even more, think with your head, not your c---. : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # try to f--- her under the christmas tree 12/08/22(Thu)00:12:16 No.71300532

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: Anonymous £ 749 B PNG 12/06/22(Tue)14:09:56 No.71281872 pic unrelated > be me > gay, possibly tranner > sperg, OCD and ADHD > f------ hate myself for incompetence and being unlucky n s--- > cope by hating everyone i see myself in > believe that the incompetent are used as fodder for the great to take over and become successful > get bored and depressed > watch the stupid ass fingers in his ass music video because i need funny and occasionally play danganronpa > suddenly find nagito interesting > look him up > nagito komaeda is a gay man who f------ hates himself, projects by hating those who are worse than him, and believes those like him are stepping stones for the talented to become great > realize i relate to a danganronpa character > want to kill myself I love being a Danganronpa fan

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Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed)14:42:32 No.71297680 >talk to girl I met off soc. >Says she wants genuine love and affection from someone that's emotionally mature. >We both go off about our struggles trying to find genuine conversation. >We have one more solid Convo but radio silence after. >Send her a message about how I'd rather her tell me if she's disintested in talking because that's the respectful way to go about it and we can go our separate ways. No harm no fowl. >She never replied back. Why do you people do this? 9 Replies / 1 Image 10 20 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon has a good friend | /r/Greentext

>be me >stoned with friend >heart randomly starts racing and I feel like I can't breathe >look over to my friend and say I think I'm having a heart attack and we should call 911 >friend grabs me tells me to stay calm and takes me to the shower >turns on the cold water, tells me to get in and put my face under >hands me a towel and tells me to trust him >he leaves >I do as told >hearts slows down almost immediately after I put my face into the water >finish up, dry off, and get out >he hands me a glass of milk and turns on some looney tunes >lights a nice smelling candle and chats with me to free my mind >instantly mellow out >glad I have a good friend

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Anonymous > be me > crime scene investor of the year 2096 > find some guy whos brain completely shutdown > check his brain activity history chip > see that 3 petabytes of goulash recipes directly download to his brain minutes before he died 73 KB JPG 11/07/22(Mon)20:47:21 No.70900605 what the f---

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File: 1597697729375.jpg (7 KB, 250x237) Anonymous 04/10/21 (Sat)23:24:01 No.4197222 >Go to mcdonalds >"Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" >Wagie just flat out says "No." >Shocked at his answer >Don't know what to say so I leave Am I a beta

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Anon doesn't get war | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 30 KB JPG No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 : Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you bro i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #

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Anon has an existential crisis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous hmm today I will dissociate 109 KB JPG 12/07/22(Wed)07:23:07 No.71297487 possibily whole eternity. >A lot of tragies and misfortunes that happen on Earth can be contributed to bad luck regardless who you are, evil or good, rich or poor, smart or dumb. >Life itself is absurd, there is no reason or meaning to live and all we can do is give ourself a reason to live, which when combined with previous point might still be ultimately pointless even to oneself as you simply might got unlucky. >Can't refuse to play the game, commit sudoku, and stop existing cause of evolution. So let me get this straight. >There is no god. >There is no hope. >Everything in this universe, including us, is subject to random chance and entropy and even if its possible to guess the future we don't have any means of being 100% sure, leaving everything uncertain for >Evolution where people who stopped playing the game didn't pass their genes and consequently only people who are alive today are either too stupid to think of giving up or too frigtened by death and its pain to give up, therfore making us slaves to our own bodies, minds and universe but still somehow have 'free will' ? : Anonymous >And happiness is an another evolutions illusion to keep us going regardless of previous factors for the exact same reason why we fear death: cause for people who didn't fear death or weren't motivated by brains happy pleasure chemicals are actually f------ dead or dead inside, unmotivated, hoping they were dead but unable to end their lifes, and will simply die alone. Did I miss something? 1 Reply / 1 Image DAMN THAT'S CRAZY View Thread 12/07/22(Wed)07:25:29 No.71297509 >>71297487 (OP) # you missed the part where i read all that

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God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to make women laugh 168 KB PNG 08/13/21(Fri)02:01:51 No.64954143 Just make her laugh bro. Girls love funny guys. 46 Replies / 5 Images View Thread 08/13/21(Fri)07:36:50 No.64956807 08/13/21(Fri)07:38:15 No.64956821 08/13/21(Fri)08:02:15 No.64956993 : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>64954143 (OP) # >go on date >we hang out all day and goes well imo, she seems to be having fun, and she was literally crying laughing like half a dozen times >sleep over at her place >ask her if she wants to do this again because muh "make ur intentions known early, it's your fault that you're in the firendzone" >"i would like to hang out still but to be clear i'm not really attracted to you that way and just want to be friends" >i said ok or something, but i imagine i was visibly sad >"it's fine we can still hang out" "what's so wrong with being my friend?" she says >change subject and eventually go home >don't contact her again

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Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it 229 KB PNG get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean 34 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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