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: Anonymous ONLY IN THEATERS APRIL 7 228 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)01:02:10 No.619633706 Holy crap i wanna jazz all over her face. You know what lads, they got at least one thing right with Peach. : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)01:00:38 No.619633623 You will watch my movie right anon? >>619640647 # >>619645472 # >>619647347 # >>619649986 # >>619651486 # >>619655308 # >>619660769 # Anonymous no : Anonymous >>619633623 (OP) # Yes, because I like supp 11/30/22(Wed)05:44:36 No.619647347 1.5 MB PNG >>619633706 # >Holy crap i wanna jazz all over her face

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous (ID: 5bHEGbỌC ) [+] How do I argue with this? Mel @Zhoesty 12/03/22(Sat)19:52:47 No.406986183 Guys will be like "I want a girl who plays video games, watches anime, and listens to metal" and still wont date trans girls 9:51 AM Mar 28, 2022 5,227 Retweets 1,081 Quote Tweets 59.9K Likes Screenshot_6.png 919 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: tN8rJR/j ... 12/03/22(Sat)19:53:18 No.406986242 >>406986183 (OP) # because in my original statement i said 'I want a girl' >>406986584 # >>406986637 # >>406986824 # >>406986901 # >>406986936 # >>406986963 # >>406987073 # >>406987145 #

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Tyra (ID: hoQlzivT) Asking the average man 31 KB JPG 06/25/19(Tue)16:27:44 No.217396716 A question I'm posing to the average man. Please be honest. Do you see women as equal to men, superior to men, or inferior? : Anonymous (ID: nTh3B4AH) 06/25/19(Tue) 16:29:25 No.217396796 >>217396716 (OP) # Apples and oranges. >>217396838 # >>217396843 # >>217397401 #

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2h 53075044.3 Replies 6 Re 1 Img JPG 30KB (660 x 574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone

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Anon thinks she is larping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/03/22(Sat)16:23:57 No.71241134 12 KB JPG >be me >me and my friends know a girl for 6 months now >we're pretty good friends with her >my friend is beta bitch and always listen to her problems their Conversation are really one-sided >The girl claims to be autistic and tell him how hard life with autism is >I often observe people and notice that she mostly normal but in front of us she kinda act autistic keep up the facade > like don't understanding Irony or being able to hear things we don't hear even though we can hear them too >she always brag about autism and says that her autism makes impossible for her to meet new people >literally make new friends in front of us (we hang out in Cafe for teens) >she also has a pretty good social life Anons, is she larping or am I just an A------ ? I mean i have a disability and I don't use it to be unique or be pitied by people.

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Anonymous 66845319 8 REPLIES 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me >

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: Anonymous 217 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)22:10:15 No.71075215 >I'll do it tomorrow >I'll magically develop the discipline, commitment, drive and goals that I've lacked for my entire life when I wake up tomorrow >Things will get better then

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: Anonymous ATRES #NaranjoEH 12/02/22(Fri)13:54:10 No.177444862 IVBNA MONTA VARANIO Publicidad A L monica-naranjo-trasero-en-el-hormiguero_875x492_e7f9887f.jpg 86 KB JPG In Spain, it is customary for talkshow hosts to grab, slap and inspect the 'culos' of female participants. The host will only proceed with the show, if he finds the 'culo' satisfactory. I was surprised to discover this wasn't the case in other countries desu. Why are you guys such weird prudes?

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I only j------- to gay p--- 08/12/21(Thu)17:11:49 No.13276734 +BOY images (43).jpg 29 KB JPG And I am NOT gay. Here is why: When you masturbate to p---, you get disensitized in the long run. That means if you j------- to pawgs, milfs, teens, etc... in the long run you c--- will no longer get erect when you see hot women. So even if you have a pawg sitting on your c--- it will be flacid and you will feel no attraction whatsoever. BUT if you masturbate to gay p--- only (such as twinks, breeding, sissy, traps...) you will become disensitized to men and will NOT feel attracted to them, while remaining attracted to hot women. Sometimes my intellect surprises me.

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Anonymous Tall men are taking ALL the fu(...) 39 KB PNG 04/22/22(Fri)07:26:24 No.68321034 >be on random Internet forum >see thread asking people to describe their crush at work >for literally EVERY F------ GUY the woman mentions he is tall I HATE THIS F------ WORLD. I HATE IT SO MUCH. WHY ARE WOMEN SO UNIMAGINITIVE

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File: 123a.jpg (40 KB, 500x500) 오 Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri)09:02:32 No.71226102 >>71226561 >>71226803 >black dead pixel on my screen >even has an aura >doesn't go away no matter what browser or page is open >won't leave when I change a window >hover mouse over it >the mouse covers it >right click over it >the menu also hides it >what? Is there like 2 layers on my screen or some s---? what the f--- is this

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: Anonymous ONLY IN THEATERS APRIL 7 228 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)01:02:10 No.619633706 Holy crap i wanna jazz all over her face. You know what lads, they got at least one thing right with Peach. : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)01:00:38 No.619633623 You will watch my movie right anon? >>619640647 # >>619645472 # >>619647347 # >>619649986 # >>619651486 # >>619655308 # >>619660769 # Anonymous no : Anonymous >>619633623 (OP) # Yes, because I like supp 11/30/22(Wed)05:44:36 No.619647347 1.5 MB PNG >>619633706 # >Holy crap i wanna jazz all over her face

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