Anon wants to be left alone | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

2h 53075044.3 Replies 6 Re 1 Img JPG 30KB (660 x 574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon thinks she is larping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/03/22(Sat)16:23:57 No.71241134 12 KB JPG >be me >me and my friends know a girl for 6 months now >we're pretty good friends with her >my friend is beta bitch and always listen to her problems their Conversation are really one-sided >The girl claims to be autistic and tell him how hard life with autism is >I often observe people and notice that she mostly normal but in front of us she kinda act autistic keep up the facade > like don't understanding Irony or being able to hear things we don't hear even though we can hear them too >she always brag about autism and says that her autism makes impossible for her to meet new people >literally make new friends in front of us (we hang out in Cafe for teens) >she also has a pretty good social life Anons, is she larping or am I just an A------ ? I mean i have a disability and I don't use it to be unique or be pitied by people.

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Sigma behavior in the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66845319 8 REPLIES 21 hr. ago >>66844503 (OP) >doing cardio at gym >qt3.14 on treadmill next to me >ask her if she wants to grab a coffee after her workout >she declined >"Well we had a good run" >force my whole body to become limp >fly backwards off treadmill into the dumbbell rack behind me >

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i need to fuck a clown woman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 217 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)22:10:15 No.71075215 >I'll do it tomorrow >I'll magically develop the discipline, commitment, drive and goals that I've lacked for my entire life when I wake up tomorrow >Things will get better then

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Anon wants to see some 'culos' squeezed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ATRES #NaranjoEH 12/02/22(Fri)13:54:10 No.177444862 IVBNA MONTA VARANIO Publicidad A L monica-naranjo-trasero-en-el-hormiguero_875x492_e7f9887f.jpg 86 KB JPG In Spain, it is customary for talkshow hosts to grab, slap and inspect the 'culos' of female participants. The host will only proceed with the show, if he finds the 'culo' satisfactory. I was surprised to discover this wasn't the case in other countries desu. Why are you guys such weird prudes?

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Anon is NOT gay | /r/Greentext

I only j------- to gay p--- 08/12/21(Thu)17:11:49 No.13276734 +BOY images (43).jpg 29 KB JPG And I am NOT gay. Here is why: When you masturbate to p---, you get disensitized in the long run. That means if you j------- to pawgs, milfs, teens, etc... in the long run you c--- will no longer get erect when you see hot women. So even if you have a pawg sitting on your c--- it will be flacid and you will feel no attraction whatsoever. BUT if you masturbate to gay p--- only (such as twinks, breeding, sissy, traps...) you will become disensitized to men and will NOT feel attracted to them, while remaining attracted to hot women. Sometimes my intellect surprises me.

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F wow anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB JPG 11/12/22(Sat)21:53:19 No.176745115 >wakanda is now 80% female what the f--- happened Anonymous >>176745115 (OP) # all the dads left Imao 11/12/22(Sat)21:54:55 No.176745168 >>176745197 # >>176745240 # >>176745329 # >>176745414 # >>176745511 # >>176745610 # >>176745928 # >>176746054 #

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Anon learns a harsh truth of people having dating criteria | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tall men are taking ALL the fu(...) 39 KB PNG 04/22/22(Fri)07:26:24 No.68321034 >be on random Internet forum >see thread asking people to describe their crush at work >for literally EVERY F------ GUY the woman mentions he is tall I HATE THIS F------ WORLD. I HATE IT SO MUCH. WHY ARE WOMEN SO UNIMAGINITIVE

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anon's screen is broken | /r/Greentext

File: 123a.jpg (40 KB, 500x500) 오 Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri)09:02:32 No.71226102 >>71226561 >>71226803 >black dead pixel on my screen >even has an aura >doesn't go away no matter what browser or page is open >won't leave when I change a window >hover mouse over it >the mouse covers it >right click over it >the menu also hides it >what? Is there like 2 layers on my screen or some s---? what the f--- is this

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Yoohoo publicity stunt | /r/Greentext

NFO WARS Yoohoo 124 1990 5C36FC09-C3F9-45EC-A9EF-03712F0246D4.jpg 130 KB JPG >Head of communications department at yoohoo: I wish that yoohoo was suddenly wildly culturally relevant again and everybody was talking about it >one finger on the monkey's paw slowly curls closed

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We were going to build our lives together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895 # >>75702735 #

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anon is a dad | /r/Greentext

File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e(...).png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] 江 >>48771097 >>48771290 >>48771357 >>48772582 >>48772649 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead end "" acting career***** >parents, and i basically take care of him >love him like my own son, he calls me papa >son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier >start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As >start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together >work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him >now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year >parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day >wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time >sister is still struggling with her acting career (son calls her auntie Imao) >son is coming home for christmas >can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college >almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here?

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Anon has something to announce | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: zLtcFnyq) = 100 KB JPG 12/03/22(Sat)16:41:44 No.406906523 Kanye can be as antisemitic as he wants. He is still a n----- and will always be one

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