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E Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/15/21(Mon)20:54:46 No.866792483 >be me >go to garage sale >find holy grail of rare funko pops >mfw there's like 200 of the same s----- rare funko pop >mfw there's only like 3 of them being sold on market >all for insane prices (around $1,000 each) >guy selling them tells me he got them from a storage unit he bought >suddenidea.jpg >buy them all for $250 because guy who's selling them is old as f--- and doesn't know what he has >list one on ebay for $1,000 >give friend money to buy it >after he buys it he gives me money back >list it again but for $700 >give friend money to buy it >rinse repeat until selling one for $100 >makes it look like the figure is losing value >notice on reddit people are making threads talking about it >some literally sobbing over it because theyve spent thousands on the same figure >other people who were previously selling it for thousands notice and drop price down to around $100 >i buy all >mfw i now most likely have all of these rare ass funko pops >wait a few months >burn like 10 of them >take picture of them after letting burn for a few minutes >post on reddit >"guys i need to confess something im the one who bought all of those rare funko pops but sadly my house burnt down and my funko pops burnt along with them, only one of them survived the fire" >insert picture of non-burnt funko >redditors send their condolences but start private messaging me offers >mfw they dont know i actually have 190 more of them >literally getting offers for $3,000 >make announcement on reddit that im selling my holy grail of funkos on ebay >set it as bid >bidding war starts >final bid is at $11,000 >h-------- >wait a few months >list another one >set it as bid >mfw final bid is $15,000 >mfw these redditfags consider this now as the rarest funko ever and they aren't willing to take chances of missing out on buying it >wait a year this time >sell another one >final bid is $30,000 >h--------

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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