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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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: Anonymous 67 KB JPG 01/27/22(Thu)23:13:12 No.871519777 Its a cool summer night. Wind brushes over my face as I stand on the hill overlooking Burnsville. Fumes and smoke cover most of the skyline, nevertheless its a beautiful sight to see. As I pull out my c-------- case I hear steps from behind. "Must be Pepe" I think. I turn around and see the silhouette of an old friend. Without saying a word I lit my f-- and hold the case out to him. Pepe doesn't seem interested. Instead he just glances over the horizon, captivated by the skyline. "It really is mesmerizing" I moon, taking a deep drag. Pepe and I grew up in this city. This city of... of Hopes and Dreams. Of which most were probably shattered. Not soothed by it I flick away the lit c--------. The skyline is decorated by billbords, glaring lights and the odd skyscraper. Even here on the hill one can still hear the unsettling noise of the city. I eyeball Pepe, judging by his glazed look he also reminisces about old times. It's been a while since we last saw each other. He changed - not much but enough that I notice the rings under his eyes and the new suit. "Looking good" I say, directing my view back to the city. Pepe seems to awake from his journey to the past. "You too, my friend, you too".

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Anon managed to function as a member of society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 76 KB JPG 12/01/22(Thu)18:43:44 No.71210770 >autistic >schizoid >bpd >ptsd I manage to function as a person in society and haven't killed myself yet somehow but damn I really wish I was normal. Does anyone else feel envy for normies and just non damaged and mentally healthy people in general?

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Anon is a gigachad. | /r/Greentext

File: e82.jpg (34 KB, 600x549) Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)22:51:48 No.71208106 [Reply] >Autist working out >Take a pic of my traps flexing for tinder >Get 20 matches

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anon gets on Mossad's hitlist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /6C9GFGU) 78 KB JPG sanctions!! 12/01/22(Thu)10:47:38 No.406652554 >Netanyahu in 1991: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 1995! More sanctions!! >Netanyahu in 1995: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 1999! More >Netanyahu in 1999: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 2003! More sanctions!! >Netanyahu in 2003: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 2007! More sanctions!! >Netanyahu in 2007: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 2011! More sanctions!! >Netanyahu in 2011: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 2015! More sanctions!! >Netanyahu in 2015: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 2019! More sanctions!! >Netanyahu in 2019: Nooo we can't let Iran enrich uranium they're making a bomb! They'll have one by 2023! More sanctions!! Guys, I know this sounds crazy but maybe, just maybe, Israel isn't worried about Iran getting nukes. MAYBE they just wanna cripple the economy of their biggest regional rival? Nah no f------ way

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Anon is harassed | /r/Greentext

File: McDonalds-Fish-Sandwich-F(...).jpg (51 KB, 846x429) Anonymous 11/15/22(Tue)16:29:25 No.889148211 [Reply] I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a c--------. She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story. I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'. That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy. Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

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Anon goes to military summer camp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gi 10 KB JPG 01/30/21(Sat)02:14:16 No.62089777 >Be me >Live in the original tortilla land >Go to military summer camp a few years ago >Going really nice, like it >One day a tard gets assigned to our company >We now have to carry this dead weight with us Ffw a few days >Go visit a nearby military base >Walk 3 km to the bus stop >Tard asks if he can go to the bathroom > Officer says no >1'5 hours in the bus >Doesn't go to the bus' bathroom for some reason >We get to the base >We form up at the hangar/hall >200 kids and many military personnel >the tard starts pissing himself >everybody looking and laughing, even the soldiers were laughing >the sergeant just looks away with dissapointment >goes back to the base with the same pant >Mfw we were the piss company for the rest of the camp

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: Anonymous 2 KB JPG idea.jpeg >i reply "tiddies" 12/01/22(Thu)14:32:20 No.890014164 >be me >25 y/o anon >get arrested for smoking weed because laws are gay >get taken to jail >cop says "anything you say will be held against you in court" >other cop says "f---, this guy's good" >court date arrives >qt3.14 public defender walks in oshit.png 1 Reply >she comes up to me >gets on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur View Thread

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Anon wants to have pure german children | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 59ZPwuAo My current girlfriend is Asian(...) 12/01/22(Thu)14:56:11 No.406636312 35 KB JPG be me white, tall, muscular, Germanic have had 20-30 girlfriends (stopped counting) my ultimate and my best girlfriend ever is not white > She is tiny and from South-Korea. > She is by far the most faithful girlfriend ever > I would trust her with my life. > She is very smart and funny. > She studied German language and literature at collage > But I need Germanic sons... (She can't deliver) What do, /pol/? This is the best gf I was gonna get, ever. Should I leave her just because of skin color?

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47 KB JPG >be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote >be most unpopular president in American history >have almost no political experience >be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron >fail major debates (according to the press) >Democrats threaten secession nationwide >riots kick off in major cities across country >see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately >get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press >watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions >be President Abraham Lincoln >pic unrelated

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