Anon watches Black Panther | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 1392845401898.jpg (133 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous 01/27/16(Wed)00:11:50 No.665569372 >>665570824 >>665571122 >be me >be in high school >forced to sit next to autistic kid named Ben >fat neckbeard wears nothing but sweatpants and smells like cat piss. >everyday Ben asks me what did I have for dinner last night. >always tell him tacos >wow anon you sure like tacos >sure do f-----. >anyways one day I catch Ben checking out this 8/10 slut in class named Beth. >datass.jpeg >"Hey Ben I bet you want her taco huh" >starts tarding out >REEEEEEEE >"Beth and Ben, sounds like a match in heaven" >"She's so beautiful anon I love her" >everyday start telling him to go for it. >"I can't anon i'm scared" >"you'll never know how she feels unless you ask her out" >days pass >"Jesus NO Ben, I'm dating Anon" >entire class is laughing >one day during class Beth is dressed extra slutty. >"IM GONNA ÄSK HER" >the day has come >Ben stands up sweating like a Beth in a church. >walks over to her desk tripping over backpacks left and right >"B-b-b-beth?" >The look of disgust on her face is glorious >"yeah?" >"do you want to come over to my house and eat mac and cheese with me and my mom?" >Thereisagod.png >"We can play skylanders and cuddle" >my sides are in space >Beth looks over at me >Ben walks slowly back to his seat >"Hey Ben wanna know about the taco I ate for dinner?" >Looks at me with tears in his eyes >MFW

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: Anonymous >be me >grandpa owns over 3.8 billion acre dense forest that no human has ever set foot in since the Cambrian Explosion >decide to go camping >[ahem] 11/25/22(Fri)16:20:16 No.33457386 >innawoods >sort of into /k/ s---, nothing special >bring some light stuff, didn't go too crazy on it >brought my dad's M119 Howitzer (with bayonet just in case) >go out in my 3 story tent >pretty normal until nightfall, where it gets really crazy >there was no sunset, it went immediately from high noon to the dead of night in a literal second, like real life had just become some kind of s----- and obviously fake horror story with over three thousand cliches >suddenly I smell something like rusty blood and old metal, or salty coins and milk, it's hard to describe and/or remember >I see a humanoid figure in the treeline, about 6 inches away from my face >h-------- it's a walkskinner >I can barely hear it, and it shouts from the treeline, "gimme 20 dollars" >fire my howitzer at it >it misses, explodes, pisses off The Walkskinner >start to run away, can barely make it the distance from my campsite back to civilization (my house was like 10 feet away, but my feet were really sore) >start to write this story >do the captcha >post it >>33457793 # >>33457884 # >>33461239 # >>33465602 # >>33465805 # >>33465831 #

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Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX ▼ [!] File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

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Anonymous 05/26/17 (Fri)08:13:26 No. 19057712>>19057756 a friend of my dad's would babysit me sometimes when i was little (mom wasn't in the picture) and he used to tell a story to me that scares the absolute s--- out of me to this day. >dad's friend, I'll call him Bob, is driving a rig out in the middle of b------ nowhere oregon >has to make the delivery by the following morning so he decides to just drive through the night >it's like one in the morning, no one else is out on the roads >hasnt seen another car in probably a hundred miles >he is literally in the middle of nowhere >suddenly the whole entire sky lights up >instantly like daylight >Bob f----- slams on the breaks, has no idea what the hell is going on >everything stays lit up for a good solid ten seconds, he can see everything >whatever's happening, it's not lightning, it doesn't stop or flicker at all >Bob hunkers down, anticipating imminent nuclear devastation >suddenly sky goes dark again >no sound, no blast wave >he sits there in the middle of the road waiting for almost five minutes, then decides to keep going >figures it was a meteor or something >goes about two miles up the road and sees a car with its flashers on stopped in the middle of the road >stops a good distance away from it >there's not enough room to go around it >front end of the car is crumpled like it hit something >Bob figures they probably hit a deer that got spooked whenever the meteor went over and ran into the road >he gets out of the cab and goes to see if the driver is okay >driver is sitting on the ground by the driver side door >has his knees up and is resting his head on his arms >"Hey buddy, you okay?" Bob calls. >he stops about ten feet away for seemingly no reason >something about the whole situation feels weird >Bob is one of those guys that always listens to his gut so he stays put >'God my head is killing me." The guy says, but he doesnt lift his head up so it's muffled >"Did you hit a deer?" Bob asks >he's getting more and more uneasy >somethings wrong (cont) Anonymous 05/26/17 (Fri)08:25:14 No.19057756 >>19057767 >>19057712 >but he still can't figure out what exactly it is >the guy says he think he might have hurt his head, asks Bob to please help him >Bob takes a step forward but his instincts are going a------ >he looks at everything again >that's when he notices it >the f------ car is all wrong >it looks like what someone thinks a car looks like >it has all the right pieces but there's nothing extra, if that makes sense >Bob says it looked like a cheap hot wheels knock-off, it just looked wonky and wrong >he looks around at the back of the car and realizes that not only is there no license plate, there's not even a trunk >it's just one solid piece of material with taillights put in it >there's no manufacturer or model names >Bob knows cars, and this thing is nothing he's ever seen before >from where he's standing, he can see there's no tailpipe or even hubcaps >it's just the shape of a car >he starts to back up and the guy asks him for help again >Bob tells him he can't help him and that he'll call a tow truck when he gets to the next town >the guy lifts his head and looks at Bob >tells him he thinks he might have a concussion >something is really really wrong with the guys face but again it takes a second for Bob to figure it out The next part is exactly how Bob described it: >everything on the mans face was where it should have been, in their normal positions >he looked totally normal >except for the fact that his eyes and mouth were on upside down >Bob goes a------ and sprints back to his rig >climbs in, locks the door just in time for the man to slam into the door behind him >how the f--- did he get there so fast >he knocks on the glass and smiles at Bob but because his mouth is upside down it looks like he's screaming >tells Bob to open the door so he can come in >Bob f------ floors it >doesn't care if he hits the guy or not >his truck easily pushes the "car" out of the way >whatever it is, it's light and it makes no sound when he hits it Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:30:06 No. 19057767 ► 29384574832.jpg (18 KB, 267x200) € >>19057756 Unfortunately it's an anticlimactic ending. Bob got where he was going fine, with no other problems. My dad knows the story, but I don't think he believes it. But Bob tells it to everyone he meets, so he obviously does. He's absolutely adamant about the guy being an alien. Years later I heard about the Thatcher Effect and nearly had a f------ heart attack when I saw it. I showed one of the pictures to Bob and he wouldn't even look at it. He says it's exactly what the guy looked like. >pic very much related

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: Anonymous Childhood Sexual Experiences T(...) 11/26/22(Sat)12:12:38 No.889742047 93 KB JPG >Be me >be 11 years old >weird kid with no friends >only friend was an equally weird kid >this was around the time everyone was discovering p--- >always talked to each other on the playground about cartoon p--- we saw on newgrounds >both decided that having your d--- sucked probably feels really good >Decide that one day we'll suck each others d---- to see what it feels like >One day in the summer we ride our bikes to the playground and go under the roof part of it >playground is in the middle of a huge field and we live in a small town with nobody out walking so we figure no one will see us there >show each other our d---- >we're already both erect in anticipation >one of his balls is bigger than the other >Think it's kind of weird but don't care >it's very awkward and neither of us wants to start cause it feels like we're crossing some line >eventually I work up the courage and suck his d--- >feels kinda weird but I don't hate it >suck it for a minute then stop >he gets ready to suck my d--- but is hesitant >he tickles my balls first as a joke > I urge him to hurry up and do it so we can leave >he likewise sucks my d--- for about a minute then stops >feelsgoodman >asks me if I like the feeling and I tell him I do >neither of us c-- (we hadn't learned how to yet) >After that we ride back to his house and do regular kid s--- > I move away later that summer >we still sometimes talk but we never mentioned that ever again >see shota threads here every day and realize I literally lived these f------ dreams

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