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Anonymous >>888946857 # >tfw I lost my virginity at 10 but haven't had sex since 11/12/22(Sat)09:22:07 No.888951801

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon has uranus on the mind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous dumb words stuck in your head All this drip got em Mortyfied *** 91 KB JPG 11/12/22(Sat)00:28:16 No.888935118 >rectum >uranus >ouranus >theiranus >myanus >hisanus >heranus >ouranus >discombobulate

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Anon discovers (invents?) bloodface | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)18:43:57 No.70950527 >>70950250 # more stories >I had a lot of nosebleeds as a child >apparently there were multiple instances of me slathering the blood all over my face like I was some f------ indian during the colonization era >have no recollection of this until my mom mentions this one night while eating dinner

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Lesbian love story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) [!] >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild. >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

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Anon have sex | /r/Greentext

No.55008835 10/23/19(Wed)18:13:21 download-2.jpg JPG 8.7 KiB 171x171 >be me >in health class >teacher says we are going to start the sex ed unit >mfw my name is Ed >later virgins No.55009191 10/23/19 (Wed)18:49:33 I hate this f------ website so f------ much :

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Anon tries to do something nice for their spouse | /r/Greentext

I don't know what else to do. >my wife has been talking about a 5K coming up and how fun it would be >I signed us up, and she was elated when she got the confirmation email >She gets home and thanks me for deciding to sign her up >Tell her I am looking forward to running with her >An immediate confused look appears on her face "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE RUNNING WITH ME?" >A few weeks ago she said my clothes looked tighter 279 KB JPG on me >I saw this as an opportunity to start getting myself more active >She gets increasingly more upset when I tell her this and even cries >She says that I am ruining time she wanted to spend with her friends. >I offer to drive separately. I offer to start at the back of the pack as opposed to with her. >Nothing I offer or say is acceptable and now I have "destroyed the entire weekend." I just want to make my wife happy and be a better version of myself for her. I don't understand and she won't talk to me.

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Anon creates a character in Monster Hunter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Looking right because you left Looking up because you let me down 12/15/18(Sat)08:06:41 No.442993202 Looking left because you don't treat me right Looking down because you f----- up looking-right-because-you-left-looking-up-because-you-let-3318472.png 371 KB PNG >Buys Monster Hunter World in PS4 sale >Decides to create the most attractive girl I can to play as >Finish the character creator >Do a second take and look closely at her face >Slowly realize I have subconsciously created the exact image of my ex gf Its been 4 years when does it stop hurting bros

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Anon eats rabbit's food | /r/Greentext

oard /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 10/24/22(Mon)05:55:50 No.68734125 >day 346 of wagecuckery >time for lunch >sit in breakroom, eating my prepared brownrice, broccoli, beans, and salmon 11 KB JPG >yummy yummy, I am happy >tubby mcfatlard co-worker sits down to eat his 8 oz bag of cheetos, footlong subway turkey, cheese avocado burrito >his presence bothers me, as usual >ignore him >for the first time, he turns to me and rattles on about his type 2 diabetes diagnoses >"yeah they're gonna make me take these insulin shots before I eat. Really tough disease. Some people have all the luck." >give a halfway smile and try ignoring him >dude eats his cheetos and lets out small moans, as usual >f--- it >"maybe you should just try eating healthier?" >here it comes >he just says "like you eat?" >"Something like that yeah." >"that's rabbit food." Slowly, I began to hate them.

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Anons gay brother wants to visit the world cup | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GIGA 1.68 MB GIF 10/27/22(Thu)11:48:17 No.124717100 >older brother is gay >very flamboyant >wears rainbow flags on all his clothes, floppy wristed, has a backpack which is printed so it looks like a naked man without arms or legs etc >insists on going to Qatar >says he will be himself, says I am hoomophobic for saying he is clearly gay >said "if the police bother me, I'll sprinkle them with GAY FAIRYTALE MAGIC" >my sister responded with "yassss" He's going to die isn't he? Suppose its my fault for letting him blow me when we were both in our early twenties >>124717113 # >>124717127 #

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anon likes brochures | /r/Greentext

Anonymous SPTSPAN 11/12/22(Sat)07:57:07 No.888950927 JESSE JAMES BANK MUSEUM EB6F9F1F-FAED-4FAF-A684-5714341DA5CD.jpg 45 KB JPG walk in > tell the docents to put 'em up > it's a robbery > "sir, this is a museum, not a bank" > demand all of their brochures > "don't be a hero, just put the goods in the bag" > now I've got all of the brochures

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 KB JPG 11/12/22(Sat)07:04:09 No.173641010 >university only has intersex toilets >have to poop >lock the door and get to business >lock was actually broken >girl accidently walked in as I was unloading a massive s--- Whoever thought that these toilets were a good idea is an idiot 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is under a wrong impression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 01/06/22(Thu)19:55:09 No.66876081 >First day of college, orientation day >Nurse is going around handing out condoms to everyone >Makes eye contact with me, pauses for a brief second >Doesn't give me one She wanted me to do her raw, r-right

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Anon school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous School 08/24/22(Wed)11:23:29 No.884460822 >be me, high school >Don't know s--- in class >Decide to download an app to cheat >The app takes me to a YouTube channel where a guy tells me answers and explains how to do the problem so I can pass the tests >I use this to get through high school Did anyone else cheat like this? 142 KB PNG 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:42 No.884460867 Anonymous >>884460822 (OP) # W-- are you on about? : Anonymous You literally just learned.. with extra steps 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:50 No.884460873

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