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19/1 61 KB JPG >be me at 21 Y.O >Look like pic related >First date with hot chick my age >She's super nice, she claims that I'm attractive >Go out to movie and to dinner, get her Denny's >Finish food, all is going well >Go out to my car >Start making out >She says we should drive out to her family's cabin that no one is staying at this time of year >We go there >She shows me her cool "away from home bedroom" >Asks if I wanna take her V card >I accept but forget about a small problem, I have a micropenis >She sees it and tries to be nice about it, it's 1.5 inches at the longest >She's trying to make me feel confident about it >I put it "in" her >She asks if it's in yet, it barely goes in at all >I can tell neither of us are enjoying it, it's like a hallway and I can barely feel the sides (I also have 0 girth) >She offers a h------ instead >She can't even hold it right >Ends up giving up and I finger her instead >Go home and j------- myself >We go on a few more dates before breaking up because I have 0 confidence and it was all my fault I lost a perfect 10/10, she might be the only female who ever would've given me a chance

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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