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19/1 61 KB JPG >be me at 21 Y.O >Look like pic related >First date with hot chick my age >She's super nice, she claims that I'm attractive >Go out to movie and to dinner, get her Denny's >Finish food, all is going well >Go out to my car >Start making out >She says we should drive out to her family's cabin that no one is staying at this time of year >We go there >She shows me her cool "away from home bedroom" >Asks if I wanna take her V card >I accept but forget about a small problem, I have a micropenis >She sees it and tries to be nice about it, it's 1.5 inches at the longest >She's trying to make me feel confident about it >I put it "in" her >She asks if it's in yet, it barely goes in at all >I can tell neither of us are enjoying it, it's like a hallway and I can barely feel the sides (I also have 0 girth) >She offers a h------ instead >She can't even hold it right >Ends up giving up and I finger her instead >Go home and j------- myself >We go on a few more dates before breaking up because I have 0 confidence and it was all my fault I lost a perfect 10/10, she might be the only female who ever would've given me a chance

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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