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19/1 61 KB JPG >be me at 21 Y.O >Look like pic related >First date with hot chick my age >She's super nice, she claims that I'm attractive >Go out to movie and to dinner, get her Denny's >Finish food, all is going well >Go out to my car >Start making out >She says we should drive out to her family's cabin that no one is staying at this time of year >We go there >She shows me her cool "away from home bedroom" >Asks if I wanna take her V card >I accept but forget about a small problem, I have a micropenis >She sees it and tries to be nice about it, it's 1.5 inches at the longest >She's trying to make me feel confident about it >I put it "in" her >She asks if it's in yet, it barely goes in at all >I can tell neither of us are enjoying it, it's like a hallway and I can barely feel the sides (I also have 0 girth) >She offers a h------ instead >She can't even hold it right >Ends up giving up and I finger her instead >Go home and j------- myself >We go on a few more dates before breaking up because I have 0 confidence and it was all my fault I lost a perfect 10/10, she might be the only female who ever would've given me a chance

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