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: Anonymous >party is in old temple fighting a bunch of ogres >during combat our cleric drops to 0 hp >we are all out of healing potions but can bandage with med kits 10/04/18(Thu)19:37:25 No.62327007 DM allows cleric to do one thing before he drops >Cleric worships a goddess of fools and pranks >"as a final joke against myself I cast invisibility so no one can heal me" >cleric bleeds out and dies and group is captured into slavery >upon reaching afterlife Cleric is greeted by his goddess who puts her hands on his shoulder, crying from laughter >says she enjoyed the joke very much >rewards him by making him a divine jester who will forever tell her jokes >>62327583 # >>62331158 # Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)20:26:24 No.62327583 33 KB JPG >>62327007 # Screencap, I kek'd 3 No.62327027 at their own entext ays liquid

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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