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: Anonymous 02/22/21 (Mon) 22:26:31 No.848016582 >be me 7th grade >have sex Ed class instead of PE >at lunch talking about how cringe that was >goth girl pipes in >'I know right. I don't even know why I had to be there. My boyfriend and I have sex all the time' >Bitch no one asked you >"so that makes you a slut then right. Also isn't your boyfriend like 30? So not only are you a slut but you're dating a p--------." >autism doesn't let me control my volume >teacher hears me >ANON GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE >mad as f--- >principal is chill though >asks me what happened and why I called goth girl a slut >I didn't call her a slut. She was telling us she has had sex multiple times before with her boyfriend who's like 30. So I implied that she is either a liar or a slut. >his brow furrows >that's a serious accusation >I'm not accusing anyone of anything. I'm just drawing conclusions >well regardless I'm going to have to suspend you for 2 days because of your behavior >it was Thursday so I was suspended Friday and Monday. >ffw Monday night >eating dinner and dad is watching the news >a man has been arrested for statutory r--- of a minor >it's goth girls boyfriend >kek internally But wait there's more >school on Tuesday >goth girl not there >story of what happened spreads >cps shows up at house >goth girl is getting f----- right at that moment. >parents there at the time >cps comes in and catches the guy in her room trying to get dressed >gets arrested >goth girl tells cps it's okay her parents told them it was fine >parents arrested too. >she's in foster care >kek violently >my autism stopped a p-------- and ruined a family I looked her up on Facebook recently and she dropped the goth look but now she's a crack w----

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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