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Anonymous (ID: BTqmClkn) 16 KB JPG >be me >get a girlfriend for the first time since 2005 (2020) >plan to marry her one day >get told how much better her ex was in bed 11/07/22(Mon)19:14:56 No.16465597 >girlfriend tells sex life to her friends >her friends tell me verbatim private conversations from our bedroom >her friends tell me they constantly hear her compare sex with me to sex with her ex >mfw mastermind.exe I start to think of a plan to make her feel as s----- as I do >begin sending instructions to my friend group >start introducing her to them and inviting her to more dude nights >begin having my friend make very subtle references and playing them off over the course of months >one night ditch dude night to work overtime and tell her to go without me >finally finds her shot, and begins asking about references >friends tell her about made up woman Eleanor >friends tell her about what I talk about her and compare them >friends tell her "that while he will never love anyone more than you in the future, he will never love you more than he loved Eleanor" >friends tell her "It is like comparing the Sun to the Moon, how can you outshine her" >friends begin to describe Eleanor >friends make her promise never to bring this up >two weeks later >her friends tell me that she is constantly depressed >I've seen her upset too >her friends tell me she hates this feeling of never matching up >her friends tell me that she is worried about me constantly thinking about another woman >I act surprised and 'accidentally' blurt out "Impossible, I've never talked about El" >go silent >play dumb >what are you talking about? >her friends press me >tell her friends even more flowery and romantic times with Eleanor since 'apparently' the cat is out of the bag >Insert hallmark hall of fame love story >her friends are getting red-eyed >tell them to keep this between us to not hurt her Anonymous (ID: BTqmClkn) 11/07/22(Mon)19:16:08 No.16465599 >>16465597 (OP) # >gf is growing nicer and nicer to me >gf stopped bringing up her ex >gf started acting more feminine >gf started cooking more >gf started putting in more effort >gf tries to hug me whenever possible and initiate pda >I feel so loved now So Anons, I got my revenge and a more affectionate gf just by playing some mind games. Damn, I hate being compared to other men, turns out women hate 'finding out' that you loved someone more than they could ever be loved by you. Ha! Now while I have to measure up to her Ex in bed she has to measure up to "My Eleanor" who I 'lost' for reasons I still won't tell her. Things are finally looking good, I can actually marry her since the one actual issue we had is now mostly if not entirely gone and the positive sides have grown a lot stronger :D

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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