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: Anonymous summer >work as produce stocker, load various fruits and veggies for minimum wage >crush on qt3.14 in deli department >watch her as she loads cheeses, dried meats, etc >be today 215 KB PNG 07/14/22(Thu)07:34:19 No.69402146 >be me, 21 y/o autist home from university >wageslave at supermarket over >approach deli delight while she's stocking sticks of mozzarella >"what's up anon?" >spill spaghetti >stammer out >"h-hey, we cheesin?" >"sorry, what was that?" >grab two sticks of mozz and start shaking them like maracas >"I-I said, we CHEESIN?" >yell it out slightly too loud >take massive bite of mozzarella through plastic wrap >customers look at us >she steps back >"s-sorry anon, I need to get back to work..." >try to play it off as a joke or something >"h-haha, all cheesed out for the day?" >barely audible through mouth full of plastic and cheese >deli girl looks down and speedwalks away >turn around, tears welling in my eyes >walk out of store two hours before the end of my shirt >still carrying unpaid for sticks of cheese Be honest, how badly did I hurt my chances with her? Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:36:21 No.69402157 >>69402146 (OP) # you don't have autism you have retardism Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:38:06 No.69402168 >>69402146 (OP) # you f------ retard Imao I love you : Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:43:41 No.69402214 Would you say you were cheesed to meet her? 43 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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