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: Anonymous summer >work as produce stocker, load various fruits and veggies for minimum wage >crush on qt3.14 in deli department >watch her as she loads cheeses, dried meats, etc >be today 215 KB PNG 07/14/22(Thu)07:34:19 No.69402146 >be me, 21 y/o autist home from university >wageslave at supermarket over >approach deli delight while she's stocking sticks of mozzarella >"what's up anon?" >spill spaghetti >stammer out >"h-hey, we cheesin?" >"sorry, what was that?" >grab two sticks of mozz and start shaking them like maracas >"I-I said, we CHEESIN?" >yell it out slightly too loud >take massive bite of mozzarella through plastic wrap >customers look at us >she steps back >"s-sorry anon, I need to get back to work..." >try to play it off as a joke or something >"h-haha, all cheesed out for the day?" >barely audible through mouth full of plastic and cheese >deli girl looks down and speedwalks away >turn around, tears welling in my eyes >walk out of store two hours before the end of my shirt >still carrying unpaid for sticks of cheese Be honest, how badly did I hurt my chances with her? Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:36:21 No.69402157 >>69402146 (OP) # you don't have autism you have retardism Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:38:06 No.69402168 >>69402146 (OP) # you f------ retard Imao I love you : Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:43:41 No.69402214 Would you say you were cheesed to meet her? 43 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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