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Christmas Cake.jpg ✩ (91 KB, 540x538) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/22/22(Thu)17:19:09 No.70312138 >Not the best writer, but I like the craft >Have been trying my hand at poetry even though I find it difficult >Have been crushing on this one girl really hard, think about her all the time >Never as happy as when I'm talking with her >She actually smiles at me, she laughs at my jokes and I don't get the feeling she's laughing at me, she's laughing with me, which is kind of a first in my life >Feel lightheaded and giddy whenever I'm around her >Try to put that feeling into a poem, it's not great, but it's the best I can do >DM the poem to her Twitter (because that's the only online account thing I know of her's) from a throwaway account with the comment "From a Secret Admirer" >Go to sleep dreaming that maybe she will recognize it's from me >The next day she runs up to me, laughing >"Anon, anon, look! Look at what this creep sent me yesterday!" >She shows me my poem >She starts reciting it to me, barely able to keep the laughter out of her voice >When she gets done she makes a gagging noise and says "Is that not the creepiest s--- you've ever heard?" >I force myself to smile and say "Yeah, what a loser" >All day, she keeps going up to friends and showing them the poem, laughing >Many of the girls she shows it to are disgusted and one even suggests she should file a report with the police

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: Anonymous Times you games the system thr(...) 83 KB JPG 10/29/22(Sat)23:55:34 No.888175672 >be me >block and report every ad I see on Reddit >mfw someday I'll have blocked every ad and won't see them anymore

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: Anonymous why not become a sissygirl? 10/30/22(Sun)01:19:52 No.70777156 Thoughts? 1666888889338711.jpg 54 KB JPG >listen to classical music >read victorian era novels for girls (jane austen, julia quinn, emily bronte, etc) >start getting into aristocratic or classic l----- fashion >take hormones and let your hair grow >wear a parasol outside to stay pale and beautiful

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anon has a stroke | /r/Greentext

No.176193855 29 minutes ago 1568255041053.jpg JPG 51.9 KiB 800x761 >see this watch? this watch costs more than your car. How do you respond without coming off at mad or jelly af? 32 replies No.176193915 27 minutes ago >>176193855 (OP) >I have no doubt your obscene ammpunt of money gives you priviledges that I could never reach. For example, I could never shoot a woman in front of muktuple people and get away with it 3 replies

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Anonymous| 45243472 42,2 kB JPG 3 REPLIES >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat 0 IMAGES Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man REPLY

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Anonymous W 42 KB JPG 05/19/21 (Wed)19:16:53 No.63747336 >be me >yesterday >playing modded skyrim >have a ton of gun mods installed >get bored and kill everybody in whiterun with assault rifle >take meds and go to bed >wake up next morning >turn on tv >see on news that like 30 people died in a shooting in a town close to where I live >mfw when I remembered I forgot to take schizophrenia meds yesterday >mfw I realize I dont own skyrim

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Anonymous (ID: 2PO9IAnq 161 KB JPG 10/28/22(Fri)23:15:45 No.401913559 What are some jobs that women just can't do? : Anonymous (ID: (02tF5N7z 10/28/22 (Fri)23:16:37 No.401913650 >>401913559 (OP) # Anything but prostitute. >>401913711 # >>401913904 # >>401914023 # >>401914373 # >>401916973 # >>401917469 # >>401917710 #

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: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 10/24/22(Mon)11:25:34 No.70711917 > Be me, 5'6 manlet > Getting hot and heavy with nice piece of ass fwb 8 Replies > She knows that I talk to 2 other girls > She's kissing on my neck while we're talking s--- to each other because that's how we communicate > Says "you should call one of your little girlfriends right now" > Not a p----, so call up my favorite > She answers and we talk for like 10 minutes all while fwb is biting my neck and stroking my d---. > Fwb gets p----- off when she hears the girl on the phone say "I love you" > Hang up the phone and fwb proceeds to give me the b------ of my f------ life out of spite. >Life is good View Thread

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: Anonymous 355 KB PNG 10/15/22(Sat)07:03:10 No.70596030 >you're a college student >you moved away from your hometown for all of high school, but you're coming back to do college there >pic related was your childhood friend >she used to be thin as a rail, but now looks like this >keeps trying to hang out with you on campus and "catch up" What would you do?

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Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)17:42 No.507336 File 1251322942.jpg-(21 KB, 800x437, Sharovipteryx BW.jpg) >>507327 Guys... guys I'll put WINGS guys Guys. Guys listen. I have the best ide guys listen I have the best idea ever guys wings I'll put WINGS guys listen here I'll put WINGS... on my BACK legs.

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Entering goblin mode | /r/Greentext

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