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Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)01:35:07 No.55751834 >>55751950 >>55754466 File: DD67C55E-DC14-45F1-9A39-7(...).gif (2.82 MB, 500x370) TRT >>55751787 PID is not for civilians. >strangers in the house >they arent cops >shoot them >they are cops >shoot them It really is that simple.

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shutterstock.com-1902888508 81 KB PNG same place? >no response >ask cute girl out >she says yes >we decide on Wednesday >Wednesday arrives >"sorry but I had trouble with my family, couldnt make it today, but I'm free this Saturday" >okay then Saturday same time >literally radio silence for days >Saturday arrives >I send her a voicemail where I cancel the whole thing because I smell b------- >"sorry but I had to cover for a girl at work" >she didn't even listen to my voicemail, just assumed it was about asking her if she can make it tonight and instantly made up her b------- story

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Anon implies. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)21:26:04 No.887785918 Jack November 6 at 11:01pm When your friends with someone then you find out they are incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic. Yikerino.jpg 317 KB JPG >Friend just said the sexist word "hoe." 10/22/22(Sat)21:28:24 No.887786013 : Anonymous >implying I'd be friends with a f------ k---.

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10/23/22(Sun)09:33:31 No.70696204 >be child me, autist >big brothers friends come over with pizza and breadsticks N>all hanging out on the porch >figure id come say hi since i dont socialize much and want a slice of pizza >excited to practice social skills >all of them bullying me, didn't really notice at the time, thought they were joking >how to respond?? >weakly toss half of a breadstick at one as joke and laugh : Anonymous Nooo00000000 Noooo NOOOOO000000 30000 N90000. 0.000 Ne ooooood 24 KB JPG >misses him, bad throw, plops to ground beside him >death stares me >ohhh i fuckt up >chucks empty soda can at me as hard as possible >whacks my face, cuts my eyebrow in half >run off bleeding and crying >hear them laughing >still have scar never again.

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: Anonymous A 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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: Anonymous 145 KB JPG 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the ,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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Anonymous 606 KB JPG Anonymous 3 10/22/22(Sat) 18:10:16 No.172654573 Anonymous I miss this little n---- like you wouldn't believe. 10/22/22(Sat) 18:33:47 No.172655449 >Mao: insane >Deng: based >Jiang Xi Ming: insane - harvested organs from Falun Gong >Hu Jintao: based >Xi Jing Ping: insane 10/22/22(Sat) 18:42:47 No.172655819 >>172655449 >>Deng: based He was the one who did Tiananmen Square.

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Anon is a troll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 275 KB PNG 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 Anonymous So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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/toy/ Anonymous my Christmas experience 6 KB JPG 01/05/21(Tue)21:33:59 No.8677314 >be me >an 18 year old autistic kid who likes stuff animals > tell my older brother about these round seal plush toys from japan that are really cute >brother probably not paying too much attention I assumed so I forgot I told him > fast forward to December 25th >brother hands me a flat package >I think it's a shirt or something > I open it up I find a very flattened small version of the seal pillow I told him about > I am very happy and tell him how much I love it >thanks brother

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Anonymous 02/24/18(Sat)16:16:02 No.36925725 Why aren't grenades designed like these anymore? They have some definite 11 KB JPG advantages over what is commonly used today and they seem pretty practical in terms of ergonomics. >Doesn't roll >Can throw further >Can stick into ground if necessary >Can give you pleasure Can anyone explain to me why these are outdated?

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Anonymous 28 KB JPG Anonymous 51 KB JPG >>58871699 # Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)09:57:42 No.58869702 >tfw mom found the protein condoms 12/14/20(Mon)10:35:50 No.58870137 the what? 12/14/20(Mon)12:34:28 No.58871699 >>58870137 # mom thinks whey is drugs so my brother and i hide protein in the toilet water tank in condoms

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: images (2).jpg (9 KB, 223x226) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat) 16:58:31 No.887774362 >In my truck eating lunch by the park. >See a guy in a fox suit hanging out in the park. >It's a f------ furry. Holy f------ s--- guys, I had to idea they were a real thing. What do I do? 0/0/1/5

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