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Anonymous (ID: R7HkcuHH U CHEESE 10/21/22(Fri)22:31:40 No.400949298 SAY CHEESE! @Saycheese DGTL UPDATE! In Saudi Arabia, construction to build the longest skyscraper/wall in the world has begun. The $1 trillion "Mirror Line" will stretch over 100 miles long and house up to 9 million people. 18:32 10/21/22 Twitter for iPhone 1,733 Retweets 702 Quote Tweets 18.2K Likes 8F997F94-5907-4642-A594-E9006D2C428C.jpg 851 KB JPG You will live in the 100 mile long skyscraper wall with 9 million other people 235 Replies/45 Images View Thread

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon visits India. | /r/Greentext

445 KB JPG >be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life >super intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street s------ >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >f--- it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as f--- >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some sium back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India gt tells me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from jab search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smells like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly s----- >see people literally s------- in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed if out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so I'm f------ stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees I'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian" >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >I ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I'm eating street dog >mfw I'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna

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: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 01/31/22(Mon)11:02:46 No.67227363 >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?

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Anon isn't the problem. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)08:06:44 No.70685211 >i don't have a gf >women are the problem >i am an ugly, unhygienic, mess >women are the problem >i smell bad >women are the problem >i spent 16 hours yesterday posting misogynistic rants on /r9k/ 15 KB PNG >women are the problem >my politics are abhorrently right-wing, racist, fascistic, and evil >women are the problem >in fact, i literally want society to return to medieval morality and keep women as sex slaves >women are the problem >i don't work out, don't have a job, and can barely function day-to-day >women are the problem >i am socially retarded and angry all the time >women are the problem >i hate my parents >women are the problem >i ooze repulsiveness >women are the problem

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are you sure about that?Anon doesn’t have autism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB PNG 12/29/18(Sat)20:25:29 No.50120427 >be me > 16 years old >cute girl from class sends me a message >"hey, anon, I've got two tickets to this comedy show, would you like to..." >thinking she wants to sell them to me >"oh, no thanks, I don't really like these guys" > oh... okay, sorry >more than 4 years later >lying in bed unable to sleep >finally realise what she meant >mfw : Anonymous Could be worse. Could have autism 12/29/18(Sat)20:26:44 No.50120446

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Anon tells a joke...well, more of a comment really | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E WEEKEND UPDATE 922 KB PNG 10/21/22(Fri)13:19:02 No.175853932 >last week on tucker carlson tonight, kanye who goes by the name "ye" made the shocking statement quote "jews own the banks". >in response, JP Morgan & Chase removed his bank account. 10/21/22(Fri)13:21:56 No.175854055 : Anonymous >>175853932 (OP) # W-where's the joke Norm??

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Anonymous (ID: kPkSw/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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anons sister browses reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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atheist.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/18/16(Tue)18:29:55 No.32173943 Atheism turned me into a little cringe retard when I was a teenager. 159 KB JPG On christmas day when I was 14 I came downstairs during the night and destroyed the tree and left a note for my family. I can't remember exactly but the note was something like >I have removed the Angel from the tree and replaced it with a Bunsen Burner. The real bringer of light. >I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn't allow chocolate to grow on trees >I have removed the decorations for the same reason >The presents beneath the tree will be burnt if I ever see them placed in the presence of religion again My dad beat the s--- out of me and gave all my presents to my brothers.

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Anonymous 210 KB JPG 10/19/22 (Wed)17:24:23 No.18483816 >saucePAN >it's clearly a pot Who the f--- came up with this s---? 10/19/22(Wed)17:25:31 No.18483825 : Anonymous Big Pan doesn't give a f--- about you

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Anon becomes a Plague Doctor | /r/Greentext

Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous > Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.

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Anon is a based centrist who hates neoliberalism | /r/Greentext

It's time to stop blaming immigrants It's time to stop blaming immi(...) a fos MASS TRIVIT 10/20/22(Thu)17:47:09 No.400752195 Mohamad Safa ✔ @mhdksafa When your boss's income has risen 937% since 1978 and yours has increased by only 5.7%, it's time to stop blaming immigrants for your woes. 5:42 AM 10/20/22 Twitter for iPhone . 3648A8F4-D61C-44E5-8B6A-A2BD4937BC58.jpg 120 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 7471G+CT) 10/20/22(Thu)17:48:21 No.400752369 >>400752195 (OP) # My boss's income has risen by 937% because he can employ immigrants for less. I will hang you both. >>400752809 # >>400753151 # >>400753370 # >>400754205 # >>400754956 # >>400755364 # >>400755424 # >>400755787 # >>400756343 # >>400756803 # >>400758389 # >>400758575 # >>400758595 # >>400758808 # >>400759099 # >>400762349 # >>400762399 # >>400762975 # >>400763158 # >>400763218 # >>400763327 #

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File: 1389413965397.jpg-(6 KB, 250x246, 1386513033397s.jpg) Anonymous 01/10/14(Fri)23:19:25 UTC-5 No.526348961 [Reply] Feels thread? Feels thread. >be me 3 years ago >Have crush on girl >easily 9/10 >ohyesnigger.potato >but Me = beta as f--- >Okaywhatever.jpeg >After that weeks she becomes worse >End up talking to her finally >Turns out she's not a bitch to beta-anon >2 months later she moves out of state with her mom >We still talked over the internet and such >January 10th, 2011 she dies. >I mourn for a whole month. >I finally turn my game back on >I look at the typhlosion she gave me >We start talking everyday >She cool as hell nygawh >We share the same love for pokemanz, and other things >I develop a huge crush on her >We become great friends >About 3 months after she moves away she get sick >It's leukemia >It has an item attacked >Its mail >We play games together all the time, best time of my life. >I cry like a betabitch for days >I still talked to her through it all like a friend. Still like her a lot >One of her favorite things to do was play pokemon over the internet, with Pokemon soulsilver. >One day we trade pokemon, it's her prized typhlosion. >"Why did you give me that? It's your favorite." >"Because I think it will like you more, Anon" >It says "I love you" >I cry even more for days. >I play Pokemon Soul Silver everyday with that typhlosion. /b/ros I can't help it. I'm not sure exactly what love it, but if I have ever loved a person, it was her.

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