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Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)15:55:09 No.67474747 >>67474925 >>67474598 >work with big fat bitch at vet clinic >bfb always steals my lunch and candies >I often go hungry at work unless I bring a distraction lunch for bfb to find so I can have my real lunch >stops working, bfb finds both the distraction lunches and the real lunches >it's uncanny, it's like she can sniff out the food >hatch brilliant scheme >like any other fat pig bfb is lazy and barely does any work >thus she never cleans the kitty's litter boxes >start hiding food in litter boxes >litter box smell covers food smell so bfb doesn't find my delicious food >tell everyone at work I'm fasting, but really I'm feasting everyday >ff several weeks >vet clinic installs cameras after some guy stole a brace of kittens from us >get caught on video eating some barbecue I hid in Colonel Whisker's litter box >everyone thinks I'm a poop eater now f------ fat people. they ruin everything

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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