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: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)14:34:35 No.876694683 >be me >Mexican >depressed and suicidal, but don't want my death to look like a suicide >realize that elections are happening soon and get an idea >enter the race on a strong anti- crime platform, and say that I will pass laws to combat organized crime and drug trafficking in Mexico 60 KB JPG >a few days later, a nice cartel man knocks on my door and shoots me in the head Thank you cartel man

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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. VIVACOM 3G : Anonymous 7 KB JPG probably go 4 Replies 10:02 92% 10/12/22(Wed)09:27:56 No.70555782 >be me >be in a dream >about to lose my virginity to this girl >we both get sidetracked, and start playing with pokemon cards instead >mfw this is how my first time will Anonymous >>70555782 (OP) # >He still thinks there'll be a first time View Thread 10/12/22 (Wed)09:30:25 No.70555798

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154 KB JPG Wanna know how I made a cool $50k in a single day /biz/?? >put my best suit on >walk in some town I have never been before >see a young boy having a stand and selling his used videos games in the middle of the street >chat with the kids about vidya >offer to buy his whole stand for $100 and a favor >he agrees and asks what favor >I take him to a luxury car dealership >tell him to go sit at the couch and play with the model cars while I look at cars >some young eager-for sales chick comes up to >talk about the car >ask her how much >she tells me the price >tell her it's fine but I would like to drive it first before I sign >she says it's ok and that I should follow her to her office to hand out my credit card and ID >tell her I forgot my credit card >she tells that it's fine and she would make a new appointment for tomorrow >tell her I can't cause I have to fly to Dubai for business this week (wearing a suit so she believes me) >point at the kid >how about I leave you my kid here for 15 minutes, I drive the car around the block and then come back and sign the contract and wire the money >she smiled at the kid and hesitate a bit and said yes >she gets the keys >I get in the car and drive away to some shady Russian/Serbian car dealership my uncle told me about in this area >I give them the car >they give me $50k >leave the kid at the car dealership and never return back to that town

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: Anonymous 185 KB JPG 10/12/22(Wed)11:10:25 No.887174704 There's a girl I've been chatting to over a month at the gym and I only just learnt she's 16 (I'm 28). She's super mature and has one of the best physiques I've seen. W-- do I do bros..? 10/12/22(Wed)11:12:13 No.887174757 : Anonymous >>887174704 (OP) # stop trying to get a girlfriend Imao, sex is for loser ass f------. real men shoot up heroin and snort amphetamines, incel losers have sex.

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: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 10/12/22(Wed)10:44:51 No.887168040 Why did Awolf Hitrock commit Holobunga to the Big Nose tribe? All they wanted to do was hoarding shiny rocks View Thread

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1024 KB PNG >be me at 16, 2013 >Summer break just kicked off for my school >Friends are out of town, parents are gone >My parents bought a gamecube with Zelda collectors edition >I go to the store that would eventually close down to get some doughnuts and chocolate milk >I stay up playing ocarina of time all night and beat the game the next morning >I sit there listening to the credits and pull up a custom made piano soundtrack for the game >I sit there listening and start tearing up realizing this moment won't last forever >I'm 25 now... That moment didn't last forever it hurts

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File: 1649978470420953968.jpg (94 KB, 927x1024) banan are in *cough, cough* are in *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* Anonymous 04/15/22 (Fri)02:46:19 No.163061143 >>163061177 >>163061283 >>163061301 >A-anon... I don't think I have much time left... I leave the special operation in your hands... Plans of retrieving the Anonymous 04/15/22 (Fri)02:47:15 No.163061177 >>163061143 (OP) # LOL i love poles

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>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG >turn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon I went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid

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: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat) 23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened me The Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it 17 KB PNG

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: Anonymous about zoomer women, from a zoo(...) 956 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)22:17:41 No.70550690 I am in highschool, so i have relevant experience in dealing with them. Most of them, around 97% are completely soulless. I mean borderline braindead. Their hobbies are >snapchat >tiktok >instagram >watching whatever the current thing is on netflix They have no passions, no real interests and even with chad their "conversations" are just >have you seen (current thing) >have you consumed (current product) >etc I have meet only 3 women who aren't like that. Those of you who post on here saying you want young gfs either want a braindead fuckdoll, or have no clue what you're talking about. Even in relationships they do nothing, yet expect regular gifts and dates. Their intellect is terrible. here's some examples >thinking north america is a country >not knowing where france is >actually,congress has 5 parts >why doesn't my chromebook have a windows key? s--- like that. if you want to know more then ask me. i have plenty of stories.

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: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/26/22(Sat) 19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 03/26/22(Sat) 19:24:26 No.67948051 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression Imfao

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Anonymous 71 KB JPG 04/15/22 (Fri)18:25:57 No.876351510 >sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix >"Left" >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses

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: Anonymous B8 85 KB PNG 01/05/22(Wed)21:10:56 No.66866384 >Walking to Train stop >In bad neighborhood >Dark and lonely streets >Spooky.zip >See a group of scary looking nigs >They're headed towards me >F--- >Have been jumped before >Quickly walk up to a random house >Pretend it's mine >Start fumbling with my keys >"Yo w--" >S---. It's their house >Mumble an apology and sprint-walk away. >Hear them laugh as I leave >MFW : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)21:13:04 No.66866413 get owned white boi : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)21:18:37 No.66866476 >>66866384 (OP) # congrats you're a f-----

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: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)14:34:35 No.876694683 >be me >Mexican >depressed and suicidal, but don't want my death to look like a suicide >realize that elections are happening soon and get an idea >enter the race on a strong anti- crime platform, and say that I will pass laws to combat organized crime and drug trafficking in Mexico 60 KB JPG >a few days later, a nice cartel man knocks on my door and shoots me in the head Thank you cartel man

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