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. VIVACOM 3G : Anonymous 7 KB JPG probably go 4 Replies 10:02 92% 10/12/22(Wed)09:27:56 No.70555782 >be me >be in a dream >about to lose my virginity to this girl >we both get sidetracked, and start playing with pokemon cards instead >mfw this is how my first time will Anonymous >>70555782 (OP) # >He still thinks there'll be a first time View Thread 10/12/22 (Wed)09:30:25 No.70555798

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon knows business | /r/Greentext

154 KB JPG Wanna know how I made a cool $50k in a single day /biz/?? >put my best suit on >walk in some town I have never been before >see a young boy having a stand and selling his used videos games in the middle of the street >chat with the kids about vidya >offer to buy his whole stand for $100 and a favor >he agrees and asks what favor >I take him to a luxury car dealership >tell him to go sit at the couch and play with the model cars while I look at cars >some young eager-for sales chick comes up to >talk about the car >ask her how much >she tells me the price >tell her it's fine but I would like to drive it first before I sign >she says it's ok and that I should follow her to her office to hand out my credit card and ID >tell her I forgot my credit card >she tells that it's fine and she would make a new appointment for tomorrow >tell her I can't cause I have to fly to Dubai for business this week (wearing a suit so she believes me) >point at the kid >how about I leave you my kid here for 15 minutes, I drive the car around the block and then come back and sign the contract and wire the money >she smiled at the kid and hesitate a bit and said yes >she gets the keys >I get in the car and drive away to some shady Russian/Serbian car dealership my uncle told me about in this area >I give them the car >they give me $50k >leave the kid at the car dealership and never return back to that town

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Anon is Based and Redpilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB JPG 10/12/22(Wed)11:10:25 No.887174704 There's a girl I've been chatting to over a month at the gym and I only just learnt she's 16 (I'm 28). She's super mature and has one of the best physiques I've seen. W-- do I do bros..? 10/12/22(Wed)11:12:13 No.887174757 : Anonymous >>887174704 (OP) # stop trying to get a girlfriend Imao, sex is for loser ass f------. real men shoot up heroin and snort amphetamines, incel losers have sex.

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Anon is Big Nose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 10/12/22(Wed)10:44:51 No.887168040 Why did Awolf Hitrock commit Holobunga to the Big Nose tribe? All they wanted to do was hoarding shiny rocks View Thread

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anon experiences nostalgia | /r/Greentext

1024 KB PNG >be me at 16, 2013 >Summer break just kicked off for my school >Friends are out of town, parents are gone >My parents bought a gamecube with Zelda collectors edition >I go to the store that would eventually close down to get some doughnuts and chocolate milk >I stay up playing ocarina of time all night and beat the game the next morning >I sit there listening to the credits and pull up a custom made piano soundtrack for the game >I sit there listening and start tearing up realizing this moment won't last forever >I'm 25 now... That moment didn't last forever it hurts

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Retrieve the banan at all costs, anon | /r/Greentext

File: 1649978470420953968.jpg (94 KB, 927x1024) banan are in *cough, cough* are in *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* Anonymous 04/15/22 (Fri)02:46:19 No.163061143 >>163061177 >>163061283 >>163061301 >A-anon... I don't think I have much time left... I leave the special operation in your hands... Plans of retrieving the Anonymous 04/15/22 (Fri)02:47:15 No.163061177 >>163061143 (OP) # LOL i love poles

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Anon Adopts Cannibalism | /r/Greentext

>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG >turn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon I went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate my kid

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anon has an epiphany | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat) 23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened me The Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it 17 KB PNG

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anons experience with zoomer women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous about zoomer women, from a zoo(...) 956 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)22:17:41 No.70550690 I am in highschool, so i have relevant experience in dealing with them. Most of them, around 97% are completely soulless. I mean borderline braindead. Their hobbies are >snapchat >tiktok >instagram >watching whatever the current thing is on netflix They have no passions, no real interests and even with chad their "conversations" are just >have you seen (current thing) >have you consumed (current product) >etc I have meet only 3 women who aren't like that. Those of you who post on here saying you want young gfs either want a braindead fuckdoll, or have no clue what you're talking about. Even in relationships they do nothing, yet expect regular gifts and dates. Their intellect is terrible. here's some examples >thinking north america is a country >not knowing where france is >actually,congress has 5 parts >why doesn't my chromebook have a windows key? s--- like that. if you want to know more then ask me. i have plenty of stories.

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anon beats his depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/26/22(Sat) 19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 03/26/22(Sat) 19:24:26 No.67948051 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression Imfao

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Anon is a Mathematician | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 71 KB JPG 04/15/22 (Fri)18:25:57 No.876351510 >sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix >"Left" >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses

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Anon takes a walk in the wrong neighborhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous B8 85 KB PNG 01/05/22(Wed)21:10:56 No.66866384 >Walking to Train stop >In bad neighborhood >Dark and lonely streets >Spooky.zip >See a group of scary looking nigs >They're headed towards me >F--- >Have been jumped before >Quickly walk up to a random house >Pretend it's mine >Start fumbling with my keys >"Yo w--" >S---. It's their house >Mumble an apology and sprint-walk away. >Hear them laugh as I leave >MFW : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)21:13:04 No.66866413 get owned white boi : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)21:18:37 No.66866476 >>66866384 (OP) # congrats you're a f-----

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anon watches Family guy | /r/Greentext

227 KB JPG >watching family guy clips lately >find the clips funny >think I'll watch the show >watch few episodes >don't find them funny >stick to watching clips only

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