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: Anonymous 289 KB PNG 07/06/17(Thu)14:25:28 No.738045411 >all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to vist a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5'4, flat t---, cute face etc >immediately notice how much bigger d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and ask if I want to change positions >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >I've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/10/22(Mon)14:24:35 No.887080236 >be me, ultra chad warrior >get quest to save a village from a horde of halfbreed orc-goblins >enter their lair, slay them all >kill giant orc chieftan >take his belt buckle and club as trophy >go back to town and turn in buckle and club to adventuring guild >moneyget.jpg >thirsty >go to local tavern for a drink >start boasting about my exploits >QTs start joining me at my table >deciding how many of them I want to bed tonight >start telling them about the orc chief and his hordes that I killed earlier today >these wenchs are loving it >out of the corner of my eye I see a gnome wearing thick glasses walk up to the table >he looks up at me with hatred in his eyes >"there's no way you killed the orc chieftan! You have no proof!" >everyone stops laughing and stares at him >he starts tearing up >smile at him with contempt >"no I did, they're no longer a threat to the village. great right?" >tears are streaming down his cheeks as he looks around at the cute wenches surrounding me >"SOURCE?"

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Anonymous CO 7 KB PNG >won't let me >liar 10/10/22(Mon)15:06:08 No.887082245 >feel ear pain and go to doctor >doctor asks if I've been using q-tips >say no (I have been) >tells me q-tips are bad >ask him if he uses q-tips >he says no >ask to look in his ear

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: Anonymous >be me >see hot huge ass black milf at gym this morning >I walk behind her at one point >peepin dat ass >get kinda close to chat >open my mouth to say hi >she smells like absolute s--- Wefuck@lackGirls 10/09/22(Sun)17:07:17 No.887035135 18 KB JPG >continue walking like nothing happened why do they smell /b/ros? I wanted to put my d--- in her

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Anon took xanax | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 07/21/21(Wed)22:43:22 No.64663879 >took Xanax >became a chad >ended up talking to a girl who isnt fat or ugly >I just come out and tell her im a neet who makes money off crypto and does nothing all day >she sends me naked videos and pictures and asks me to come f--- I am living the rest of my life on Xanax or ill die trying

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: Anonymous 2.43 MB GIF 10/09/22(Sun)05:22:49 No.27461455 >go to library to study >qt3.14 college girl sits directly across me despite many other seats >can feel her glances >see her twirling her hair constantly >say nothing, just continue to write javascript >she leaves after a few hours Why do I blow every single opportunity? Oh well, it was probably all in my head and she would've been creeped out if I said anything.

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: Anonymous 209 KB PNG 10/03/22(Mon)22:03:06 No.70451079 >be fat f--- femanon going to college away from family >have an overeating problem >recently got access to daily food funds from a scholarship, basically more than anyone can use >except for me >for the past two weeks I've been on a nearly unrestricted binge >use over 80% of my daily funds each day, try and max it out >probably consuming over 8000 calories daily I'm spiraling out of control I knew this was going to happen when I won the scholarship I think I might legitimatly die if someone doesn't take away this money

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: Anonymous 10/09/20(Fri)15:06:46 No.60397618 >have gf >shes an autistic medical student >be autistic econ degree who posts on 4chan >she loves science and examines bacterial samples for fun >buy her a microscope for her birthday >we have sex later >c-- on her stomach >"wow anon that was great but i need to get up" >think she didnt like the sex >she just wanted put my semen on a microscope slide >shes standing there naked examining my sperm under a microscope >we spend an hour examining my sperm and using stats to determine my fertility >she gets aroused by the sperm density >have sex again I love this woman but our children would be mega autists

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20220721_060029.jpg 105 KB JPG >be me >walking around in public with my concealed carry >someone starts a mass shooting >thisismytime.appimage >kill him and save untold lives >go to court >get charged with murder of a federal agent >mfw

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: Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)16:36:36 No.18313528 >>18313283 # >In English I can both read and potentially understand a word I've never encountered before Okay, without looking it up, tell me what 'enormity' means >>18313532 # >>18313849 # Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)16:38:56 No.18313532 >>18313528 # your mothers stripper name

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: Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)10:35:03 No.67546083 >refrigerator makes a buzzing sound >roommate is annoyed by it >f------ pleb doesn't appreciate this free drone music >he calls a repairman who fixes the fridge >no more free drone

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Katanas are overhyped according to Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/22(Sun)10:11:56 No.55560165 [Reply] Katanas are overhyped meme s--- >if you try to block with it your sword will be bent out of shape or get cut in half >if you try to stab with it will bend out of shape if you hit bone or armour. Usually don't even have a pointed end because of this >can only slash which is negated by folded cloth or chain mail >short The katana only became famous because it's good at kill unarmed and unarmored peasants

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4G+ 202 B/s ← ا /b/869124426/ 6m (12/23 0:20). 869124426 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 80KB (228 × 221) 1 Reply >Nigg Fury >mfw Why am I like this /b? 33% a 5m (12/23 0:22). 869124527 >>869124426 (OP) Because you're a retarded f-----. Refresh 01:47 >Be me >Everytime there's somebody called Nick in my head sounds like Nigg 00:27 :

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: Anonymous 289 KB PNG 07/06/17(Thu)14:25:28 No.738045411 >all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to vist a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5'4, flat t---, cute face etc >immediately notice how much bigger d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and ask if I want to change positions >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >I've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life

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