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: onymous 10/02/22(Sun)07:47:50 No.613887047 Palace Sentinel Daggerfall.jpg 193 KB JPG >boomers shat their pants when they saw this Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)07:49:34 No.613887132 It must be hard to wrap your head around progress being made since your whole generation has known nothing but stagnation. >>613887273 # >>613887336 # >>613887346 # >>613887357 # >>613888008 # >>613888339 # >>613888462 # >>613888692 # >>613889250 # >>613889930 # >>613890018 # >>613890121 # >>613890192 # >>613890246 # >>613890413 # >>613890657 # >>613892635 # >>613893113 # >>613893170 # >>613893226 # >>613894280 # >>613894781 # >>613894782 # >>613894826 # >>613895332 # >>613895465 # >>613895934 # >>613896453 # >>613896787 # >>613896846 # >>613897005 # >>613897059 # >>613897350 # >>613898221 # >>613898612 # >>613898951 # >>613899032 # >>613899107 # >>613899287 # >>613899354 # >>613899514 # >>613899675 # >>613899713 # >>613899726 # >>613899930 # >>613899993 # >>613900058 # >>613900384 # >>613900573 # >>613900652 # >>613901202 # >>613901367 # >>613901412 # >>613901534 # >>613901610 # >>613901746 # >>613902030 # >>613902525 # >>613902609 # >>613902653 # >>613902669 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous How I became a t----- 10/07/22(Fri) 12:00:59 No.27899756 >accidentally buy some skinny jeans from the women's section >think "eh whatever" and try them on >feels goodman.jpg >wear them a lot 76 KB JPG >buy some more >think I'll try branching out into other types of female legwear >buy some jeggings >wear them a lot >progress to leggings >omg this is the best feeling ever >1 year later and I have transitioned and wear jeggings and leggings every day

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Anonymous 2.07 MB PNG 10/07/22(Fri)15:33:14 No.55528715 >you infiltrate the Russian army >they assign you to training the new conscripts because someone f------ has to What do you teach them to cause maximum accidents and friendly fire? Anonymous >>55528715 (OP) # To maximize the accidents and friendly fire rate I simply give them standard Russian army training. 10/07/22 (Fri)15:35:27 No.55528753 : Anonymous >>55528715 (OP) # I r--- them in the butthole 10/07/22(Fri)15:36:39 No.55528765

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous O 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over 10/05/18 (Fri)21:21:05 No.781570346 >Be me >2 years ago >In high school 1 Reply / 1 Image >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public View Thread

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Anonymous 22 KB PNG 02/19/21(Fri) 18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards

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: Anonymous 14 KB JPG Anonymous >s--- before shower >take shower >have the urge to take s--- after shower now I cannot win waffle stomp 10/07/22(Fri)20:50:43 No.70500393 >>70500393 (OP) # Just waffle stomp?? 10/07/22(Fri)20:59:52 No.70500467 to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped. by Leia Nelson May 19, 2005 f wofStomp.png 29 KB PNG

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Anon becomes a Russian war hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NEWS WORLD NEWS Box of gold teeth pulled from Ukrainian war victims discovered in "torture chamber" (PHOTOS) OH National Trending Staff Out 52022,8:37 Delanter 369 KB JPG 10/08/22(Sat)01:40:31 No.886928758 >Be UkrainiAnon >Retake a village from Russians >See a box of teeth that they stole from a local Dentist >Autism.exe >Decide to spread fake propaganda that they were pulled from tortured prisoners of war >Worldwide news, massive outrage >The Germans don't believe it >They launch an investigation >OhGodOhFuck.jpg >Get busted by the f------ Germans, who with their extensive history of committed warcrimes can apparently smell a fake from the other side of a continent >Everyone now knows you faked a serious warcrime, causing the Russian propaganda machine to have a fielday, and placing every single real warcrime under doubt Good job, Anon!

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Anonymous 13 KB JPG Anonymous 4 KB PNG 02/16/22(Wed)14:03:57 No.67453051 >instructions say cook from frozen >cook from chilled instead 02/16/22(Wed)14:06:47 No.67453085 >>67453051 (OP) >cashier tells me to have a nice day >tell her I will >don't

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Anonymous 19 KB JPG 05/01/20(Fri)04:28:20 No.826589636 >make funny post on social media >only get 2 likes >one is my mom >other is my dad 05/01/20(Fri)04:29:45 No.826589684 Anonymous Your parents love you anon, don't forget that

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: Anonymous 69 KB JPG >big strong man manhandeling you >big strong man grunting when they claim you as theirs >big strong man resting his weight ontop of you while panting 10/07/22(Fri)18:31:42 No.70496974 >big strong man hugging you tightly untill you squeal >big strong man holding you in place >big strong man looking down to you >big strong man digging his fingers your soft hips >big strong man makins you his wife >big strong man Anonymous 707 KB PNG 10/07/22 (Fri) 18:37:02 No.70497044 >woman that smiles, hugs, and loves you >(optional) one of those oversized sweaters too pls

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Anonymous felt cute.. might steal the copper out of your A/C later.. idk tho Ghante vs addiction F 10/07/22 (Fri)17:31:24 No.2479272 images.jpg 12 KB JPG >see a broken electronic/appliance thrown out on the side of the road >cool, maybe it's an easy fix >see that someone already came and snipped the power cable off of it why are copper scrapers like this?

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: Anonymous >be me, 19 years old >Playing infamous 2 >Suddenly get horny >Try and bust a quickie >Last 5 seconds, my fresh j--- shoots really far, farther than I've ever j----- >It hits my PS3 >Dad walks in and starts talking to me, he sees my PS3 and gets nervous, not saying anything about it 80 07/10/22(Sun)05:23:45 No.881760430 73 KB JPG >Get a call 15ish minutes later and he apologizes for "getting c-- on my PS3 after he and mom had sex on my bed while I was out of town" >Fast forward two weeks and I'm moving out Friendly reminder to c-- on your PS3

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Anon’s card gets declined | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 10/06/22(Thu)14:41:29 No.10420855 >Be me >At walmart >Carry 500 dollars worth of groceries >At checkout >Card gets declined cuz my bitch ass dad closed my bank account >About to cry and break down >"ay lemme take it from here" >Someone behind me says >Its a kid who deadass looks to be 13 >Pays for the groceries >"Hey thank you" >"You're welcome" >"Hey you had to pay a lot for that, what is you do?" >"im a drug dealer" H-------- so s--- so f------ cool

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