/pol/dad has two sweaty teenagers in his basement | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

File: 0DB40885-7989-43F2-9C91-F(...).jpg (65 KB, 1023x682) My friends dad goes on /pol/ Anonymous 10/06/22(Thu)10:22:14 No.886842580 >"excuse mr anon I was jus-" >man's browsing /pol/ >bros dad looks hesitant >be me >lifting with bro >lifting in bros garage >blasting caramelldansen >drenched.png >tell bro imma go inside and grab something to drink >bro nods and keeps doing curls while I head inside >grab Gatorade >scoutdrinkingbonk.mp3 >text bro >"hey you think the music is bothering your dad?" >"idk, ask him for me" >knock on his door >"nah it's cool, I go on there mainly to lurk" >"oh! You might've seen me post on there hahaha!" >"yeah maybe hahaha" >ask him about the noise >he says he can't hear anything >apologize for disturbing him and go back to cranking biceps >never talked about it to him since >newfound respect for mr anon I don't know if you'll see this sir but you're a cool dude. Anyone else have something similar happen?

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (1243px x 692px)

File size: 204 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,693 Images

Moar:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes