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: Anonymous This was f------ unfair. 801 KB JPG 09/22/22(Thu)16:23:17 No.70312791 >Be me >11th birthday >Decide to measure my d--- for the first time. >6 inches >Is that normal? Is it small? >Look for p--- (I had been doing it for quite some time now). >Actors have thick 12" >Mine's small then. >16 >Really ashamed and insecure because my d--- has only grown one inch when I was like 13. >It stopped growing after that, maybe got a bit ticker. >Think my seven incher is genuinenly a small kid d--- because is basically the same d--- I've had since I was 11. >Never look for statistics because I assume they will hurt me. >Never realize I had an above average d--- for my age until I'm like 21 and said advantage is worthless. >Now really ashamed and insecure that women will laugh at my lack of experience. I wasted my preteens and teens when I could have not. Holy f--- I hate myself. I know kids shouldn't watch p---, but considering how many do regardless, they should put warnings in the video, like "actor is actually 7 inches above average."

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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