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: Anonymous This was f------ unfair. 801 KB JPG 09/22/22(Thu)16:23:17 No.70312791 >Be me >11th birthday >Decide to measure my d--- for the first time. >6 inches >Is that normal? Is it small? >Look for p--- (I had been doing it for quite some time now). >Actors have thick 12" >Mine's small then. >16 >Really ashamed and insecure because my d--- has only grown one inch when I was like 13. >It stopped growing after that, maybe got a bit ticker. >Think my seven incher is genuinenly a small kid d--- because is basically the same d--- I've had since I was 11. >Never look for statistics because I assume they will hurt me. >Never realize I had an above average d--- for my age until I'm like 21 and said advantage is worthless. >Now really ashamed and insecure that women will laugh at my lack of experience. I wasted my preteens and teens when I could have not. Holy f--- I hate myself. I know kids shouldn't watch p---, but considering how many do regardless, they should put warnings in the video, like "actor is actually 7 inches above average."

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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