Anon Goes Full Autism And Has Delusions of Grandeur | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

Okay /pol/ so I recently met a Chinese woman who is working in North Carolina as a Chinese teacher at an international school. I showed interest in China when meeting her because I guess the average pol poster knows more of China then most burgers and she really liked when I showed interest in China. Since then it's been nonstop from her 45 KB JPG >anon you must visit China >anon you would have so many girlfriends in China >anon Chinese girls are naturally slim >anon so much great history in China and nice modern cities like Shang hai (for some reason she always brings up Shang hai) >anon you would make so many great friends in China She is making China sound like it would awesome. She's also a really nice lady. Do you guys think she is a Chinese spy or something? What would the Chinese government have to gain by getting me to visit? Do they think I would like it there so much I would chose to move there or something? But also if it's like she says then why the hell shouldn't I check it out? Have any of you guys ever met a Chinese person in your country and they behaved similarly? Anonymous (ID: A18f+sB0) [+] 09/20/22(Tue)17:55:32 No.396184378 >>396184228 (OP) # She wants to f--- you autistic retard. Invite her out for dinner. >>396184378 # >>396184397 # I don't think it's like that she's in her 40s/50s I'm in my 20s I'm really not getting that vibe but had the thought of course >>396184753 # >>396184826 # >>396185390 # >>396185873 # Anonymous (ID: XLmuG2T2 # 09/20/22(Tue)18:09:03 No.396185873 >>396184634 # So your mind goes to shes a chinese spy, and shes trying to gain intel from a 20 somethings man. Do you work for NASA? Is your pops a politician? This poor woman, flew all the way from china, to get to your peepee, and you're just gonna deny her that? I love you man, but you can be a real heartless p------------ sometimes. Seriously, go have some fun man. 18475 18482

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 11/22/18(Thu)12:14:07 No.785529501 3 Replies >be me >17 >had a crush on girl in my class for 2 years >never spoke to her >one day after class we are walking on the same street alone >i finally have the courage to speak to her >i say "Hi" >she looks at me in an "are you trying to r--- me?" look >she starts to walk fast to avoid me >i just stand still there >go home and cry View Thread

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: Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)09:16:48 No.612685242 >that kid who lured kids over with all the new games but would m----- them as soon as they got over and pretend nothing happened you f------ c--- john, im still in therapy

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- File: images (8).jpg (52 KB, 634x484) Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)23:18:37 No.885971917 [Reply] ► >>885972168 >Be me, flying back home to Russell Kansas >Isle of 3 seats, sat next to a 10/10 milf and her idiot husband >He's this libtard with a blue "I voted for Biden" shirt. >He's rude to the flight attendants and his wife is obviously annoyed. >I tell him to calm down, he frothy at the mouth but he gets quiet when he sees my "Trump won" shirt >The flight takes off, he quickly falls asleep. >His wife looks at me regularly and smirks at me. >I whisper in her ear "he won't have to know" >She winks at me. >We put the blankets over us. >Start rubbing her p---- >Her cuck doesn't wake up despite the muffled squeaks she makes. MARI AMERICA REAT AGAIN >She jerks my big c---. >He still doesn't wake up >A couple of black guys a few rows notice and thumb up. >She starts sucking me off >He starts to make sounds >She doesn't stop >The flight attendant passes by so I pretend to sleep >The lib hub wakes up but thinks she's sleeping >He goes back to sleep >An old lady looks on in shock as wife starts to ride me >We f--- for a few minutes staying as quiet as possible >Libcuck wakes again but I throw a paper ball at a baby behind making it cry >Libcuck hub turns back as I c-- >The black guys are laughing >Quickly put d--- away >Plane lands and I get off >Libcuck was none the wiser >The black guys see my shirt >They have BLM and other rappers on their shirts >"Yeah I voted Trump and he'll be back in 24" >"Nah aiight you iz cool" >I explain why BLM is a terrorist group with articles from Fox News and Breitbart >"Dayum man you da massa if dat ain't som sheeet" >The black guys throw away their stupid shirts then we fist bump >I say "see ya around n-----" >They laugh and we depart

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Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it 229 KB PNG get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean View Thread 34 Replies / 5 Images

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: Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 30 KB JPG No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 : Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you bro i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #

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: Anonymous Please be patient I have autism 23 KB JPG autist 09/21/22(Wed)03:00:28 No.885965533 >Rockstar gets hacked >GTA 6 is leaked >The perpetrator is identified by the BBC as an autist >Who still lives with his mom and dad >Attends a special ed school >He's Albanian >Literally got hacked by a an Albanian Alright, which one of you was it?

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02/01/22(Tue)18:49:22 No.67247464 >get a call from random number >"Greetings, am I speaking to mister anon?" >"Yes" >"We would like to inform you about a new offer for your mobile plan" etc etc >wait until they finish >"I'm sorry I couldn't quite hear you" >they are forced to repeat it >do this for about 4 times >finally say "Sorry, I am not interested." >hang up Anonymous 16 KB JPG

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