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Okay /pol/ so I recently met a Chinese woman who is working in North Carolina as a Chinese teacher at an international school. I showed interest in China when meeting her because I guess the average pol poster knows more of China then most burgers and she really liked when I showed interest in China. Since then it's been nonstop from her 45 KB JPG >anon you must visit China >anon you would have so many girlfriends in China >anon Chinese girls are naturally slim >anon so much great history in China and nice modern cities like Shang hai (for some reason she always brings up Shang hai) >anon you would make so many great friends in China She is making China sound like it would awesome. She's also a really nice lady. Do you guys think she is a Chinese spy or something? What would the Chinese government have to gain by getting me to visit? Do they think I would like it there so much I would chose to move there or something? But also if it's like she says then why the hell shouldn't I check it out? Have any of you guys ever met a Chinese person in your country and they behaved similarly? Anonymous (ID: A18f+sB0) [+] 09/20/22(Tue)17:55:32 No.396184378 >>396184228 (OP) # She wants to f--- you autistic retard. Invite her out for dinner. >>396184378 # >>396184397 # I don't think it's like that she's in her 40s/50s I'm in my 20s I'm really not getting that vibe but had the thought of course >>396184753 # >>396184826 # >>396185390 # >>396185873 # Anonymous (ID: XLmuG2T2 # 09/20/22(Tue)18:09:03 No.396185873 >>396184634 # So your mind goes to shes a chinese spy, and shes trying to gain intel from a 20 somethings man. Do you work for NASA? Is your pops a politician? This poor woman, flew all the way from china, to get to your peepee, and you're just gonna deny her that? I love you man, but you can be a real heartless p------------ sometimes. Seriously, go have some fun man. 18475 18482

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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#116997 2 minutes ago kkk.png PNG 162.6 KiB 287x255 >"I have question for you Khabib, For people who want to get into the fighting industry and start somewhere, what advice do you recommend especially for Female?" >"For you, I have a very good advice, Be a fighter inside your home" Unfathomably BASED

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: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 11/22/18(Thu)12:14:07 No.785529501 3 Replies >be me >17 >had a crush on girl in my class for 2 years >never spoke to her >one day after class we are walking on the same street alone >i finally have the courage to speak to her >i say "Hi" >she looks at me in an "are you trying to r--- me?" look >she starts to walk fast to avoid me >i just stand still there >go home and cry View Thread

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Anon got molested | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)09:16:48 No.612685242 >that kid who lured kids over with all the new games but would m----- them as soon as they got over and pretend nothing happened you f------ c--- john, im still in therapy

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Anon makes the fakest greentext of them all | /r/Greentext

- File: images (8).jpg (52 KB, 634x484) Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)23:18:37 No.885971917 [Reply] ► >>885972168 >Be me, flying back home to Russell Kansas >Isle of 3 seats, sat next to a 10/10 milf and her idiot husband >He's this libtard with a blue "I voted for Biden" shirt. >He's rude to the flight attendants and his wife is obviously annoyed. >I tell him to calm down, he frothy at the mouth but he gets quiet when he sees my "Trump won" shirt >The flight takes off, he quickly falls asleep. >His wife looks at me regularly and smirks at me. >I whisper in her ear "he won't have to know" >She winks at me. >We put the blankets over us. >Start rubbing her p---- >Her cuck doesn't wake up despite the muffled squeaks she makes. MARI AMERICA REAT AGAIN >She jerks my big c---. >He still doesn't wake up >A couple of black guys a few rows notice and thumb up. >She starts sucking me off >He starts to make sounds >She doesn't stop >The flight attendant passes by so I pretend to sleep >The lib hub wakes up but thinks she's sleeping >He goes back to sleep >An old lady looks on in shock as wife starts to ride me >We f--- for a few minutes staying as quiet as possible >Libcuck wakes again but I throw a paper ball at a baby behind making it cry >Libcuck hub turns back as I c-- >The black guys are laughing >Quickly put d--- away >Plane lands and I get off >Libcuck was none the wiser >The black guys see my shirt >They have BLM and other rappers on their shirts >"Yeah I voted Trump and he'll be back in 24" >"Nah aiight you iz cool" >I explain why BLM is a terrorist group with articles from Fox News and Breitbart >"Dayum man you da massa if dat ain't som sheeet" >The black guys throw away their stupid shirts then we fist bump >I say "see ya around n-----" >They laugh and we depart

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Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it 229 KB PNG get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean View Thread 34 Replies / 5 Images

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: Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 30 KB JPG No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 : Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you bro i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #

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Autistic Albanian Anon wants tendie money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Please be patient I have autism 23 KB JPG autist 09/21/22(Wed)03:00:28 No.885965533 >Rockstar gets hacked >GTA 6 is leaked >The perpetrator is identified by the BBC as an autist >Who still lives with his mom and dad >Attends a special ed school >He's Albanian >Literally got hacked by a an Albanian Alright, which one of you was it?

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Anonymous Nginity >be me >have never said the n-word in my life >not even in alone >i always wanted to save it for the right moment >most people in my social circle are nice and supportive - never a reason to curse >the only foreigners I see from time to time are arabs >be 36 now 63 KB JPG 09/20/22(Tue)15:07:23 No.70287198 Should I just say it and get it over with? I'm tired of waiting. What if the moment never comes? 1 Reply View Thread Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)15:13:23 No.70287266 I've always thought you should save your first time for someone special

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02/01/22(Tue)18:49:22 No.67247464 >get a call from random number >"Greetings, am I speaking to mister anon?" >"Yes" >"We would like to inform you about a new offer for your mobile plan" etc etc >wait until they finish >"I'm sorry I couldn't quite hear you" >they are forced to repeat it >do this for about 4 times >finally say "Sorry, I am not interested." >hang up Anonymous 16 KB JPG

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Okay /pol/ so I recently met a Chinese woman who is working in North Carolina as a Chinese teacher at an international school. I showed interest in China when meeting her because I guess the average pol poster knows more of China then most burgers and she really liked when I showed interest in China. Since then it's been nonstop from her 45 KB JPG >anon you must visit China >anon you would have so many girlfriends in China >anon Chinese girls are naturally slim >anon so much great history in China and nice modern cities like Shang hai (for some reason she always brings up Shang hai) >anon you would make so many great friends in China She is making China sound like it would awesome. She's also a really nice lady. Do you guys think she is a Chinese spy or something? What would the Chinese government have to gain by getting me to visit? Do they think I would like it there so much I would chose to move there or something? But also if it's like she says then why the hell shouldn't I check it out? Have any of you guys ever met a Chinese person in your country and they behaved similarly? Anonymous (ID: A18f+sB0) [+] 09/20/22(Tue)17:55:32 No.396184378 >>396184228 (OP) # She wants to f--- you autistic retard. Invite her out for dinner. >>396184378 # >>396184397 # I don't think it's like that she's in her 40s/50s I'm in my 20s I'm really not getting that vibe but had the thought of course >>396184753 # >>396184826 # >>396185390 # >>396185873 # Anonymous (ID: XLmuG2T2 # 09/20/22(Tue)18:09:03 No.396185873 >>396184634 # So your mind goes to shes a chinese spy, and shes trying to gain intel from a 20 somethings man. Do you work for NASA? Is your pops a politician? This poor woman, flew all the way from china, to get to your peepee, and you're just gonna deny her that? I love you man, but you can be a real heartless p------------ sometimes. Seriously, go have some fun man. 18475 18482

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