Autistic Albanian Anon wants tendie money | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous Please be patient I have autism 23 KB JPG autist 09/21/22(Wed)03:00:28 No.885965533 >Rockstar gets hacked >GTA 6 is leaked >The perpetrator is identified by the BBC as an autist >Who still lives with his mom and dad >Attends a special ed school >He's Albanian >Literally got hacked by a an Albanian Alright, which one of you was it?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Nginity >be me >have never said the n-word in my life >not even in alone >i always wanted to save it for the right moment >most people in my social circle are nice and supportive - never a reason to curse >the only foreigners I see from time to time are arabs >be 36 now 63 KB JPG 09/20/22(Tue)15:07:23 No.70287198 Should I just say it and get it over with? I'm tired of waiting. What if the moment never comes? 1 Reply View Thread Anonymous 09/20/22(Tue)15:13:23 No.70287266 I've always thought you should save your first time for someone special

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

02/01/22(Tue)18:49:22 No.67247464 >get a call from random number >"Greetings, am I speaking to mister anon?" >"Yes" >"We would like to inform you about a new offer for your mobile plan" etc etc >wait until they finish >"I'm sorry I couldn't quite hear you" >they are forced to repeat it >do this for about 4 times >finally say "Sorry, I am not interested." >hang up Anonymous 16 KB JPG

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 53 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat)16:02:08 No.885795041 36 years old virgin here: >never held hands >never hugged >never kissed >never had sex

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anon scams gullible freshmen and gets away with it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous OO feels good 08/22/18 (Wed)09:08:49 No.777883934 man 30 KB JPG >be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake drugs >start filling a few bags with oregano and selling to freshmen >kids actually believe it's weed and buy some >mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more >one day called up to principals office >there's a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I'm making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he grew to use >mfw they can't do anything so they send me back to class

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Anon tries to download a song | /r/Greentext

Anonymous malware 492 KB PNG >mfw 09/20/22(Tue)06:22:35 No.70280375 >use some youtube to mp3 website >used it before, no issues >uBlock Origin, additional Adblock, the works for browser bs protection >paste link, click download >millisecond pop-up appears, .apk file starts downloading somewhat unrelated, how bad has your pc been f----- up from malware

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Anon buys a candy bar & goes insane | /r/Greentext

>be me > autist > go to gas station. > usually never spend money > buy candy bar > on the way home get this weird feeling > can't really describe it other than a vague pressure in my chest 1.78 MB JPG > pressure builds the farther I get from the gas station > I have the urge to throw the candy bar out the window of the car > at home > maxpressure.exe > put candy bar in freezer > go to bathroom so no one sees > start sobbing > Just think On repeat " I shouldn't have bought that f------ candy bar" > start thinking about how if I can't even do this without crying how the hell will I handle real life > eventually start laughing from the absurdity of it all > half laughing, half crying I get a look at myself in the mirror > I cannot describe to you the emotion on my face, it looked like I was possessed > just start mouthing " help me" repeatedly with no sound coming out > eventually it stops. > Ate the candy bar that night, it was the most hollow and empty I'd ever felt. > fast forward a few months > mom calls me >Icecream.wav > mind draws a blank > say " cotton candy" > get that feeling again after the call > I shouldn't have got anything > I don't want to eat over and over in my head like a mantra > I get it > put it in the freezer for tomorrow so I can postpone the mental breakdown > it's thawing out right now and I am genuinely scared. What the f--- do I even do? What is this? What am I?

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golem is peak physique | /r/Greentext

11/29/21(Mon)19:32:57 No. 159905858 "Have you watched The Lord of The Rings, man? Yeah? If you remember, there's this little dude, Gollum, he's a f-----' genius, man. Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dude's got his paleo diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls everywhere, always swimming, rock- climbing; dude's athletic as f---. He should not look as scrawny as he does, he should be one scary- looking m-----------, all muscle. No offense to Tolkien, but he doesn't know s--- about fitness. I've started eating live fish and bear crawling everywhere, and I gotta tell ya I feel incredible; best shape I've ever been in. I'm telling you, man, Gollum's like a Hobbit chimpanzee." : Anonymous PREMA 174 KB JPG

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11/06/16(Sun)15:36:19 No.710790240 Sorry for s------ English I'm Germany but today encountered I on Autismus the Street Autism Person : Anonymous 131 KB JPG >am me >walk happy down Street because I've new Headphoneset >then see I very very weirdo Person that runs and the Hands is flapping >Say him "Hello there, not normal!" >And he gived me instant Sorrow that I did that >follow me fast with much cry of "ÖÖÖNNNGHÜOÜÜÜHNN" though entire Street >he is fast and gives not f--- about car in Street that him is moving very fast >he becomes hit by Car >I run like Devil out of Scene

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Anon is literally him | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:39:25 No.874856366 I can't stop acting like I'm in a dark movie. >Cousin talks to me >Eventually asks me the question "what did you lose?" >Whisper "Everything" with a dead stare 69 KB JPG >Meet this one chick >We talk >She tells me a joke >I whisper "That's funny" with a dead stare and no emotion Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:58:59 No.874857421 The movie must be Rain Man because you're autistic. >>874857470 # >>874857927 #

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Anon doesn't have a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Uber Uber Uber Uber Senior Security Engineer - Application Security Uber Dallas, TX Uber Uber Actively recruiting 3 days ago Senior Security Engineer - Enterprise Security 09/20/22(Tue)14:06:08 No.88710285 New York, NY Actively recruiting 3 days ago 19 applicants Senior Security Engineer - Enterprise Security Uber Dallas, TX Actively recruiting 3 days ago 14 applicants Senior Threat Detection Engineer, Security Engineering (US Remote Available) Uber Baltimore, MD Actively recruiting 3 days ago 7 applicants Sr Security Engineer - Investigations (US Remote Available) Uber Chicago, IL You have a preferred skill badge 3 days ago 0.jpg 256 KB JPG >be me >recently pretended to hack into Uber's internal network >be la Uber >fire the entire cybersecurity team Guess who just applied for a new job

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: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)13:00:41 No.69 >win game >feel nothing >lose game >the voices are back

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: Anonymous 94 KB GIF 03/27/22(Sun)15:46:05 No.875204912 >be me >at school >been drifting in and out of sleep >kindof into lucid dreaming >think im asleep, so i check >board is full of alien language >figure im asleep >think what should i do >decide to make a sex dream >walk up to crush >grab her t-- >realize im awake >entire class is staring at me >t-- still in my hand >deerinheadlights.jpg >decide theres only one way to recover >fall on the floor >start faking seizure >nobody buys it >go back to my seat now i know why everyone hates me so much

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