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>be me > autist > go to gas station. > usually never spend money > buy candy bar > on the way home get this weird feeling > can't really describe it other than a vague pressure in my chest 1.78 MB JPG > pressure builds the farther I get from the gas station > I have the urge to throw the candy bar out the window of the car > at home > maxpressure.exe > put candy bar in freezer > go to bathroom so no one sees > start sobbing > Just think On repeat " I shouldn't have bought that f------ candy bar" > start thinking about how if I can't even do this without crying how the hell will I handle real life > eventually start laughing from the absurdity of it all > half laughing, half crying I get a look at myself in the mirror > I cannot describe to you the emotion on my face, it looked like I was possessed > just start mouthing " help me" repeatedly with no sound coming out > eventually it stops. > Ate the candy bar that night, it was the most hollow and empty I'd ever felt. > fast forward a few months > mom calls me >Icecream.wav > mind draws a blank > say " cotton candy" > get that feeling again after the call > I shouldn't have got anything > I don't want to eat over and over in my head like a mantra > I get it > put it in the freezer for tomorrow so I can postpone the mental breakdown > it's thawing out right now and I am genuinely scared. What the f--- do I even do? What is this? What am I?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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