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Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)23:01:50 No.612193493 File: feee.png (77 KB, 860x708) >chilling with friend at school. >he says i should come over because we can stay up all night and play videogames >both get really excited and spend the rest of school preparing what we could say to our parents to let us sleep over and what games we can play >after school we run up to our parents and start badgering them >they let us do it >explosion of excitement.jpg >>612193570 >>612193919 >>612193934 >>612196967 >>612198321 >>612198513 >friend's dad drives us home >"we're going to have a big party tonight!" >get to anon's house >it's not like mine, pretty poor and a lot of mess >oh well, at least we can play games >spend the next hours playing goldeneye, super smash bros and mario party >"time for a latenight snack!" >his dad brings in some funny tasting hot coco and sandwiches >don't remember much after that >wake up in another room on the couch, pants are a bit ripped and ass is sore >at least i can play more games now that im awake >go to wake up friend but he's crying and says he doesnt want to play anymore >thats weird, play vidya until dad comes to pick me up >get in car, dad keeps looking at me funny >go home and go to room >hear mum and dad kinda yelling at each other >hear sirens >police have some nice women talk to me about what happened the night before >tell her i played games, drank some funny drink and fell asleep >parents are both sobbing, dad looks like a ghost >get the week off school, get to play lots of games but mum is really sad and dad smells funny >when i get back to school anon is suddenly not there anymore >people are treating me really differently that was 20 years ago. now im an alcoholic retard with no friends who has to attend therapy every week.

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