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: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)05:35:55 No.70227269 >Friends gf introduces me to girl >She's 7/10, tall, skinny, kinda cute, but nothing crazy >I actually really like her as a person, we get along great >My friend tells me she's really into me and told his gf that she has a crush on me >Decide that next time we hang out I'll ask for her number >Don't see her for 2 months >Invites us all for a "night out with her friend" >Get there >6'5 roided gigachad taking us to a private mansion party thrown by his colleague >mfw she doesn't even acknowledge I exist the whole night >2 weeks later my friend's gf asks me why I don't ask her friend out >Tell her that I thought she was dating gigachad >"Oh no anon, he was an a------, he just ghosted her after having sex, she really needs a guy like you and she really likes you" >mfw Why are women like this 09/16/22(Fri)05:37:43 No.70227291 : Sage + didnt happen You really took all that time to write that cuck fantasy? And i took the time to read and reply to it... shame on you, shame on me

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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