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FPamZUDXIAYbdd2.jpg (49 KB, 562x581) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)01:19:13 No.70168471 ✓ >29 yo khv >Have been a coomer for almost a decade >Depressed, extremely lonely, have absolutely zero female friends and can feel the lack of a feminine touch in my life like a stone resting on my chest whenever I lay down to sleep >Next door neighbor is a single mother and I see different men walking in and out of her house at different times of the day >Her yard is getting overgrown with weeds, I know our HOA will fine her soon >I go over to her house to knock on her door and ask her if she'd be alright if I mow her lawn >She just stares at me >Ask her again >She says "I'm worth more than a mowed lawn" >I don't really know what to say, so I just say "okay" and go back to my garage to grab my lawn mower >Mow her lawn >Can see her standing in the window in the entire time. watching me >Wave at her when I'm done and walking my lawn mower back to my house >Back in my house, drinking a fresh topo chico as a reward for yard work, my door bell rings >It's her, my neighbor, and before I can say anything after opening the door, she grabs my wrist and looks at me in the eyes and says "Do you want to have dinner with me?" >Even as the retarded virgin I am, I realize what she is really asking me >I realize that women want a man who just does things without expecting a reward, so I tell her, "No, it's alright, just let me know next time you need your lawn mown" >She slaps me >She walks away >I stand there in my open doorway, my cheek stinging >mfw I don't understand what the f--- I am supposed to do

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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