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FPamZUDXIAYbdd2.jpg (49 KB, 562x581) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)01:19:13 No.70168471 ✓ >29 yo khv >Have been a coomer for almost a decade >Depressed, extremely lonely, have absolutely zero female friends and can feel the lack of a feminine touch in my life like a stone resting on my chest whenever I lay down to sleep >Next door neighbor is a single mother and I see different men walking in and out of her house at different times of the day >Her yard is getting overgrown with weeds, I know our HOA will fine her soon >I go over to her house to knock on her door and ask her if she'd be alright if I mow her lawn >She just stares at me >Ask her again >She says "I'm worth more than a mowed lawn" >I don't really know what to say, so I just say "okay" and go back to my garage to grab my lawn mower >Mow her lawn >Can see her standing in the window in the entire time. watching me >Wave at her when I'm done and walking my lawn mower back to my house >Back in my house, drinking a fresh topo chico as a reward for yard work, my door bell rings >It's her, my neighbor, and before I can say anything after opening the door, she grabs my wrist and looks at me in the eyes and says "Do you want to have dinner with me?" >Even as the retarded virgin I am, I realize what she is really asking me >I realize that women want a man who just does things without expecting a reward, so I tell her, "No, it's alright, just let me know next time you need your lawn mown" >She slaps me >She walks away >I stand there in my open doorway, my cheek stinging >mfw I don't understand what the f--- I am supposed to do

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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