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O Your best revenge stories, Anon? I'll start Anonymous > be me, in highschool > get bullied by chad all high school > fantasize at night about hurting him back > too much of a wimp to do anything > finally graduate, but still want my revenge > start elaborate revenge plot > parents died, left me nothing but a house > sell the house, gonna need the money for my plan > grow my hair > start taking oestrogen > go to the gym > not enough boobs from the pill, need surgery > finally reaching the hardest part of my plan > byebyedick.png >I have vagina now, Im ready > "accidentally" meet with Chad > make him fall for me > have to take his d--- up my vagina hole, mouth, even ass sometimes > hate it but need to go through with it > not using condoms since I cant have kids, he's fine with it > finally he proposes > go to honeymoon > buy a house for us > I learn to cook for the final part of the plan > finally the day come > time for sweet revenge >I prepare a fancy meal for our 3rd anniversary (Kobe beef steak, expensive af) > intentionally "forget" to use salt > f----- start eating, he suspect nothing > ask him to pass the salt >I pass him the salt > it was actually sugar F----- ruined his steak. Never saw it coming.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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