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: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)17:10:48 No.852793960 >be me >be French >decide to go online and watch American news >curious about what has been happening lately 78 KB JPG >add the word "france" to see what International news say about my country >go on conservative news site >site says France is just globohomo and n----- loving commie land >go on leftist news site >site says France is a fascist country that is mean to Muslims and n------ in Africa >realize that Americans project a lot on France

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous (ID: bk2nW/IH ) O I have been told on this board(...) 04/24/21(Sat)13:12:01 No.318423477 >Jews are white >Turks are white >Spics are white >Arabs are white >Persians are white >Afghans are white >East Asians are white 21 KB JPG >Indians are white >Somalis are white : Anonymous (ID: Q 8KHRMQ ) – 04/24/21(Sat)13:14:34 No.318423669 >>318423477(OP)_# There are only 2 races Indians and non-indians >>318424386 # >>318424490 #

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ar15.jpg 32 KB JPG >be me >cause 37,000 deaths each year >cause an additional 2.35 million injuries >be the cause of nearly 1,600 children under age 15 >cost the US 230.6 billion per year, or an average of $820 per person. >be the greatest annual cause of death of healthy US citizens >be automobile >pic unrelated

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File: derp.png (94 KB, 313x228) Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)12:42:48 No.592816948 >>592817634 Tard thread. I'll start. >be me >be at restaurant with gf >get seated at a table, waiter comes and takes our drink order >get drinks and ready to order food >by this point I fairly certain waiter is a /b/ro (this will come into play later) >while ordering food, family with obvious tard comes in >full wailing about some s--- or another >think nothing of it and continue to order food >order placed, waiter leaves >he comes back our way and stops to take tard's family's order >tard orders a cheeseburger >tard's parents explicitly state no tomato on burger >letsplayagame.png >l call the waiter over >tell him "TIl give you $20 to put put tomato on his burger" ($20 to more than cover any tip he would lose) >waiter is /b/ro, tells me he'll do it for free >l tell him rush their order, and to hold ours (I want no distraction to watch this unfold) >Says sure, runs to kitchen laughing the whole way >10 minutes later tard food arrives >sees tomato, loses his s--- >starts yelling "TURMATO, TURMATO, TURMATO" with all of his might >father tries to quiet the beast >works for a few minutes >l give up watching, thinking I have lost >our food shows up, start eating >just then I hear the cry of one thousand tards >I look over to tard HQ >tard wails "NO TURPATO" and bulldozes the f------ table >s--- flies everywhere >allofmywut.gif >father of the beast corrals tard, takes him out of restaurant >mother pays waiter quickly, appologizes for the mess and leaves >The /b/rowaiter makes direct eye contact with me and smiles >gets other busboyfags to clean up Tardpocolypse >comes to our table with check >we pay, I leave $25 tip for thanks for te lulz >on the way out, the waiter comes over to me >whispers in my ear >"No tomato for the potato" >we both lose our s--- in the middle of the place >to this day my gf still has no idea l engineered Tardpocolypse >mfw

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