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: Anonymous >Only male in a female work environment >I am in the most senior position, second only to owner/manager >This means I have more authority but also more responsibilities than all the girls in the store >Whenever there is an issue in the store the girls come to me for help >Basically the patriarch of the store >Owner hires new girl to work in the store >Always some high school dropout glue sniffing basic bimbo with botox and half a kilo of makeup 34 KB JPG 09/10/22(Sat)23:24:53 No.70158031 >They will always act really friendly to everyone initially except for me who they will ignore >Once they notice that i ignore them back they always change attitude, usually 1-2 weeks after starting, they start being friendly with me >I'm not a good looking guy but the fact that i'm the only guy and have a higher rank means i'm the alpha >They will start to flirt with me, usually around this time they will also begin drama with some of the other girls >After about 1 month of flirting they will realise i'm not interested in them, start to ignore me again >90% of them don't even do their job properly so i'm always telling them to do their job properly >Continues for a few months until they do something stupid and get themselves fired >Usually turnover is about 3-5 months >Rinse and repeat pic unrelated

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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