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: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 09/07/22 (Wed) 23:43:13 No.885271002 >be me, paediatrician >13yo girl comes, severe back pain that goes all the way down to her feet and light rectal bleeding >thislookslikeahernia.exe >ask her about pain etc, what does she associate it with >she tells me that she thinks its from having a--- sex with her bf, bc he is rough and after doing it her back sometimes hurt >i look at the mother, the c--- is there smiling >ask her if she knew about her daughter sexual habits >"yeah, i give her condoms and lube so she has safe sex" >ask more. This c--- allowing her 13 YEARS OLD DAUGHTER get f----- by a 15yo horny n----- >a reso after, the girl has the intervertebral L4-L5 discs f----- by so many direct impacts and her rectum so injured that no doubt she was going to develop fecal incontinence very soon w-- is wrong with society and everyone involved in it how the f--- does a mother encourage her 13yo daughter to f--- n------? Her anus and back are DESTROYED for life. Stupid liberal imbeciles i have seen worse, but this for some reason messed me up because a mother has the duty to protect their child but she was giggling and lurking plebbit while i was diagnosing her child for lifelong injuries

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Aight i have a story to tell, a shameful one too >Be me >Playing RDR2 for the very first time >Foolin around in New Hanover >Suddenly i find this prospector dude searching for gold in mud >Actually stay next to him, hoping he might find some so i can rob him 49 KB GIF >ohshitheactuallyfoundit.jpeg >he's jumping and dancing around, looking real happy >suddenly, my primal urges awake and i rob him >he didn't want to give it willingly so i had to kill him >loot the body >oh s--- gold >go sell it >mfw 25 bucks >I had goddamn 200 bucks already and i just ended some poor guys life for stupid 25 bucks >remember the little dancing thing he did when he found it >start crying and turn off the game, don't play it for the next couple of days He was just an NPC in a game and yet i feel f------ terrible

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Anon tries to help a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 161 KB PNG 09/07/22 (Wed)19:30:52 No.70124012 > Be me > Artist friend says they are in a pretty tough spot financially > Commission them > Gets on discord later that day > Artist friend playing roblox for 12 hours > Do I say anything?

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anon fucking hates the Phineas and Ferb theme song | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous movi Hey ARPE 11 KB JPG 09/07/22(Wed)01:43:36 No.885220125 >>885219115 # Kinda one like this >be 17 or 18 >awkward nerdlet, 5.5/10 >listen to warped tour music >go to warped tour with best friend >goodday.jpeg >mid day, very tired >bowling for soup is playing >ska isn't dead >smoke cigarettes and sit on parking lot pavement with friend, very edgy >femanon wanders over >10/10 + ez to talk to + pretty eyes + ratio >offers us beer >"f------ what" >share tallboy with best friend and new friend >bowling for soup starts making a ruckus on stage, crowd begins murmuring >bowling for soup plays the opening notes to the Phineas and Ferb theme song >crowd goes absolutely batshit, everyone dancing/moshing >get up with best friend to get a better look >new friend gets weirdly close to face >whispers something in my ear >can't f------ hear it over the sound of Phineas and Ferb doing it all >open mouth to say something stupid >immediately get face sucked >make out with total stranger >best friend turns around from watching bowling for soup and almost chokes on his own spit. >try to choke on her spit >band closes out on this song >part ways shortly after, never see her again Still wondering what she said into my ear. Hope she's well.

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Anonymous 11/04/17(Sat)23:32:31 No.43458019 >>43458829 >>43461254 >>43461900 File: 1490051089593.jpg (130 KB, 616x572) NEW PERK: MISERY LOVES COMPANY >she noded yes > oh f--- what now? >>43455447 (OP) >be in gym > do deadlift > see girl mirin > oh i'm bout to alpha this s--- >take off head phones > "do you like what you see?" >put head phones back in >deadlift to failure >leave

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anon is a father | /r/Greentext

>be me >Daughter's birthday today, she's turning 19 >My wife passed away last year and daughter moved away >I work at an oil field and I'm only home for a bit of the year >Decide to bake my daughter a cake and get her a gift card for her Spotify >Spend all day trying to get the cake to not turn to s---, watching endless YouTube guides >Finally I can take it to her place, I put some foil on it, get the gift card and I'm on my way >Show up to her apartment, knock >She opens up and next to her is her new boyfriend >I give him a handshake and give my daughter a hug and her stuff 632 KB JPG >Tell her if she needs anything I'm a 5 min drive away Trying to be the father my dad couldn't be

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: Anonymous How to make dog love wife OR 100% JESUS ¿QUIERES? JANUnd 30 KB JPG 09/07/22(Wed)13:45:28 No.4296062 >we finally get a dog >it's a male border collie/labrador mix >wife loves animals and wanted a puppy since she was a child >mom never let her, but now she lives with me >i have been around female dogs all my life, i came from the countryside to work in a big town >he was rescued on a highway and was very thin >moves in with us >hes very friendly with everyone but when he sees black homeless people, he freaks the f--- out >we grow a bond me and the dog >he doesnt really like my wife >today i came home with him after a quick walk >he just walk past her >she calls him >idgaf.png >she tells me to call him >he comes over wagging his tail looking super happy and hyped and stands on two feet >she starts crying : Anonymous How can i fix this situation? I'm not the best at dog psychology and i never had a male dog before, hes a very sweet and smart dog, i dont even have problems with piss inside the house lol 33 KB JPG 09/07/22(Wed)13:52:25 No.4296064 >>4296062 (OP) # i am sorry sir your dog is a homosexual

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Trolling has no age limit | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 5 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it

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Anonymous A 424 KB PNG 05/12/22(Thu)02:54:25 No.877988416 >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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