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: Anonymous How to make dog love wife OR 100% JESUS ¿QUIERES? JANUnd 30 KB JPG 09/07/22(Wed)13:45:28 No.4296062 >we finally get a dog >it's a male border collie/labrador mix >wife loves animals and wanted a puppy since she was a child >mom never let her, but now she lives with me >i have been around female dogs all my life, i came from the countryside to work in a big town >he was rescued on a highway and was very thin >moves in with us >hes very friendly with everyone but when he sees black homeless people, he freaks the f--- out >we grow a bond me and the dog >he doesnt really like my wife >today i came home with him after a quick walk >he just walk past her >she calls him >idgaf.png >she tells me to call him >he comes over wagging his tail looking super happy and hyped and stands on two feet >she starts crying : Anonymous How can i fix this situation? I'm not the best at dog psychology and i never had a male dog before, hes a very sweet and smart dog, i dont even have problems with piss inside the house lol 33 KB JPG 09/07/22(Wed)13:52:25 No.4296064 >>4296062 (OP) # i am sorry sir your dog is a homosexual

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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