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File: 1395770628436.jpg-(7 KB, 228x221, sadfrog.jpg) GI Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:03 UTC-4 No.25765216 [Reply] Re >tfw hate being 5'6" >tfw i have been rejected based solely on my height many times >tfw i wont ever really get aesthetic >even if i do, ill just seem like im compensating >stand in the middle of a cool room >close my eyes, breathe deeply >reach up to the ceiling >tfw height exercises aren't working >tfw depressed Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:09 UTC-4 No.25765321 Replies: >height exercises aren't working what are these "height exercises" bro Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:13 UTC-4 No.25765370 Replies: >>25765402 >>25765405>>25765461 >>25765471>>2576 >>25766324>>25766343 >>25767312 >>25768084>>25768114>>25768178 >>25768211 >>25768247 >>25768273 >>25768294 >>257683 >>25768548 >>25768573 >>25768623 >>25768628 >>25768666->25768722 >>25768756>>25768781 >>25768813 >>25768848 >>2576888 >>25765321 well it depends theres different ones but I tried this meditation technique to change my body into a taller one >try to imagine a force making all my bones grow in length >try to feel myself floating and getting taller >whisper the words "grow, grow, grow" as i'm doing it

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 84 KB JPG Anonymous 23 KB PNG 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 01/24/21 (Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him tfw

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: Anonymous 288 KB PNG 08/26/22(Fri)15:08:27 No.69964327 >Drunk foid chooses to have sex with a man >She was drunk and not responsible for her choices, that chud must face consequences! >I get drunk and go behind the wheel >Le it was my choice, and I face the consequences of killing 3 people in a crash I am getting REAL f------ tired of these double standards. A man cant even go on a booze cruise without the full weight of the US legal system cramping his style.

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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG >had sex on new year's night >condom broke 01/20/21 (Wed)20:17:27 No.845285789 >gf's ovulation day >her period is 5 days late >both still live with parents in college >gf says abortion is sin what do anons? 39 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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>be me >wagefag at subway >eatfresh.wav >really tiny guy comes in and is barely big enough to see over the counter >orders footlong meatball >loads of extras, loads of salad, loads of sauce >do my best to make a stable and sandwich but it takes me ages >absolute work of f------ art >monstersandwich.bmp >pays close to double the usual cost of most expensive sandwich due to all the extras >proceeds to eat less than 6" and looks to be packing up >dude legit takes over half my masterpiece and throws it in the bin >what the actual f---? PFEMM SUBWAY SUB DAY 68 KB JPG

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Anonymous 08/26/22(Fri)08:51:56 No.173161885 >>173161917 >>173161942 >>173161987 File: 9WA5t1x.jpg (143 KB, 984x734) >>173161005 >go to california >find out where she lives >find out her jogging routine >put ads out for a babysitter >find a family who trusts you >take baby out on stroller >hide phone in pram >play looping baby crying sounds from youtube in the pram >nobody can stop you legally from inducing lactation in women tell me why this wouldn't work

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: Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) 167 KB JPG 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >>267225105 # >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026 Best thread on 4chan right now

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File: Img_2022_08_25_12_36_33.jpg (330 KB, 864x839) Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)18:44:00 No.610148652 >>610150379 >>610150518 >>610150882 >>610151104 >>610151124 >>610152519 >>610153117 >>610154169 >>610154561 >>610154806 >>610154972 >>610154980 >>610155063 >>610155085 >>610155131 >>610156901 >>610161869 >>610163275 >>610163567 >>610164567 >>610165703 >>610168165 >>610172660 >>610173313 >>610174007 >>610174070 >>610175341 >>610176823 >>610178220 >>610180857 >>610182073 >>610182226 >>610185126 >>610185375 >Is just a privileged malnourished vegan trust fund bitch from New York who lives in an ivory tower. >gets captured by terrorists dozens of times because she thinks life is like Scooby Doo >Tries to sneak in her designer boots and leather jacket >Her entire cause it to take pictures for a f------ newspaper >Needs to be saved moments from death by her boyfriend who is a superhero >"I NEVER ASKED YOU TO SAVE ME" >"I CAN HANDLE MYSELF YKNOW" >Like some frat girl picking fights for her bf she constantly grs herself in trouble so Spiderman can save her >Instead of supporting her crime fighting bf who actually makes a difference in the world, she just belittles him out of jealousy Why was emjay written so F------ retarded. She's so awful it's like an incel who hated women wrote this dogshit character

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18 KB JPG Autism thread? I'll start >be me >see post about guy falcon punching his bully >mario is my favorite character in smash >hatch master plan >next day at school >bully comes up to me >"hey fatass! Give me your money" >pull hand sanitizer out if pocket >pull lighter out of other >put sanitizer on hand and light it >yell "ITS A ME, MARIO!" >punch him with the force of a thousand Worth it suns >his face gets lit on fire >we both ended up in the hospital with third degree burns

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: Anonymous (ID: LocqDYCq Pandas are fake, but how? 08/25/22(Thu)08:46:36 No.392524643 Grosser_Panda.jpg 240 KB JPG I know pandas are fake. Evidence: china never wrote about them ever. Westerners discovered them 1880 first skin, 1916 first cub found by a f------ zoologist, ain't that convenient. Only 26 pandas in zoos around the world. What is the conspiracy. How did they fake them. Paint? No. Genetics? I need answers.

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: Anonymous 5 KB JPG explain Why must fate hurt me this way? Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:19:40 No.850710433 >messaging girl for a while now >she finally sends me nudes >"what do you think of me, anon?" >type pog, it autocorrects to pig. >press send before I realise me mistake >she blocks me before I can Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:20:38 No.850710478 03/28/21(Sun)19:21:12 No.850710505 >pog military grade cringe, die alone.

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: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)19:55:19 No.754163302 >be 14 >Don't know how to masturbate >Home alone 486 KB JPG >Go on a s----- p--- site that I honestly thought was the only source for p--- on the internet >Has images of Brittany Spears nude >I just sit there naked for almost an hour, occasionally patting my d--- >>754169608 # >>754169961 # >>754173777 #

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File: 1395770628436.jpg-(7 KB, 228x221, sadfrog.jpg) GI Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:03 UTC-4 No.25765216 [Reply] Re >tfw hate being 5'6" >tfw i have been rejected based solely on my height many times >tfw i wont ever really get aesthetic >even if i do, ill just seem like im compensating >stand in the middle of a cool room >close my eyes, breathe deeply >reach up to the ceiling >tfw height exercises aren't working >tfw depressed Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:09 UTC-4 No.25765321 Replies: >height exercises aren't working what are these "height exercises" bro Anonymous 03/25/14(Tue)14:13 UTC-4 No.25765370 Replies: >>25765402 >>25765405>>25765461 >>25765471>>2576 >>25766324>>25766343 >>25767312 >>25768084>>25768114>>25768178 >>25768211 >>25768247 >>25768273 >>25768294 >>257683 >>25768548 >>25768573 >>25768623 >>25768628 >>25768666->25768722 >>25768756>>25768781 >>25768813 >>25768848 >>2576888 >>25765321 well it depends theres different ones but I tried this meditation technique to change my body into a taller one >try to imagine a force making all my bones grow in length >try to feel myself floating and getting taller >whisper the words "grow, grow, grow" as i'm doing it

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