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08/25/22(Thu)10:55:06 No.14789017 : Anonymous >>14788712 >be me >closeted heterosexual college student >day one, t----- professor notices my name on lgbt+ roster >emails lgbt students to make them aware of each other so they know who's an ally >email includes everyone's gender, pronouns, and how long they've been part of the community >to break the ice, one of these students invites me to group sodomy session >i respectfully decline >this, plus my vaguely heterosexual demeanor and lack of lgbt veneration, raises red flags >xe reports me to campus police, just to be on the safe side >the following week, sexuality enforcement officers accost me after class >they inform me that as a self-proclaimed member of the lgbt+ community, i have an obligation to treat fellow members with the utmost inclusivity and respect so that they suffer the minimum amount of mental anguish. This is my duty as a lgbt >problematic behavior will result in having my lgbt status revoked >i thank the officers for their service to the community (sexuality enforcement is one of the most useful jobs to society) >later, i am sitting in the hall >a t----- classmate is showing me xer blog and getting slightly handsy >i am feigning interest (i have no choice) and trying to avoid holding hands without being problematic >when suddenly, a cis heteronormie scum yells out "f------!" and takes off running down the hall >students in shock, the t----- is wailing >in the chaos, i forget to act hysterical and offended >unbeknownst to me, the t----- was an undercover sexuality enforcement officer tasked with rooting out undercover heterosexuals >my unsympathetic response was sufficient to get my lgbt revoked, leading to expulsion You cannot beat the system. The system always wins.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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