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08/25/22(Thu)10:55:06 No.14789017 : Anonymous >>14788712 >be me >closeted heterosexual college student >day one, t----- professor notices my name on lgbt+ roster >emails lgbt students to make them aware of each other so they know who's an ally >email includes everyone's gender, pronouns, and how long they've been part of the community >to break the ice, one of these students invites me to group sodomy session >i respectfully decline >this, plus my vaguely heterosexual demeanor and lack of lgbt veneration, raises red flags >xe reports me to campus police, just to be on the safe side >the following week, sexuality enforcement officers accost me after class >they inform me that as a self-proclaimed member of the lgbt+ community, i have an obligation to treat fellow members with the utmost inclusivity and respect so that they suffer the minimum amount of mental anguish. This is my duty as a lgbt >problematic behavior will result in having my lgbt status revoked >i thank the officers for their service to the community (sexuality enforcement is one of the most useful jobs to society) >later, i am sitting in the hall >a t----- classmate is showing me xer blog and getting slightly handsy >i am feigning interest (i have no choice) and trying to avoid holding hands without being problematic >when suddenly, a cis heteronormie scum yells out "f------!" and takes off running down the hall >students in shock, the t----- is wailing >in the chaos, i forget to act hysterical and offended >unbeknownst to me, the t----- was an undercover sexuality enforcement officer tasked with rooting out undercover heterosexuals >my unsympathetic response was sufficient to get my lgbt revoked, leading to expulsion You cannot beat the system. The system always wins.

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