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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon deadlifts a tree | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 07/04/22(Mon)23:00:29 No.67448853 >be me >out driving >fallen tree blocks road >get out of car and move it >probably not more than 150kg >hop into car and drive a few meters >go out again to put the tree back to make sure no dyels will get past >>67448883 # >>67449637 # >>67452678 # >>67452888 # >>67452899 >>67455462 # >>67461555 # >>67463162 # >>67463699 # >>67464816 # 67165701 #

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anon srsly needs some friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous akward stranger encounter thre(...) 09/12/21 (Sun)02:19:30 No.65345252 >be me >bored >stand on random streets on benches, stairs etc. >look at phone from time to time pretending im waiting for someone >i like it its fun 8 KB JPG >decide to spice it up >ask random strangers if theyre named [insert name i come up on the spot] >they all say no >fine until i see this 40 yo man >ask if he's named John Stan >he says yes >ohshit.png >i didnt expect that >"well uhh thats a nice name" >start walking away fast >hear a humble "...thanks" >dont look back

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anon is insecure | /r/Greentext

3h (8/20 6:30) 69879267 34 Re 5 Img JPG 138KB (1021 x 617) 7 Replies Posted by u/throwaway134552 9 years ago 822 Found out wife did things in her past that are off limits for me, can't help but be hurt. Obvious throw away. Found out recently through my wife's really chatty best friend a thing or two about my wife's past. Initially when we were dating she told me certain things were things she had never done before and didn't want to try. Turns out she did them with her exboyfriend. I talked to her about it, she told me she did them back then and enjoyed it. But doesn't want to do them with me. (a---/bdsm/threesome) And when I asked she didn't really give me any reasoning. She just said she didn't want to. I can't help but be hurt over this it has damaged my ego and self confidence. She knows I am hurt over this, but hasn't really given me an answer. So I am looking to you guys. Don't tell me divorce we have been together for 20 years, and she is the mother of my two children. I am not going to leave her over this. I am not saying that I feel entitled to those acts, but I do feel entitled to an explanation of why. >get married >wife is a bit of a prude >ok so she doesn't want to do certain things in bed, not the end of the world, right? >talk to a mutual friend >she accidentally reveals that your wife used to be a mega slut who's done all kinds of kinky s--- in the past >turns out she just doesn't want to do certain things in bed WITH YOU Absolutely brutal. How does one recover from this?

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anon does some minor tomfoolery, hijinks if you will | /r/Greentext

File: pepe toilet.png (341 KB, 860x1020) I s--- myself 08/19/22(Fri)21:11:27 No.884196040 >be me >lactose intolerant >basically only farts >go into work all is fine >boss says i gotta train the newbs >i myself have only been here a month >lunchtime.exe >get all the dairy products i can find for cheap >chug milk, yogurt, and eggs >go back to work, fart a f------ storm >keep farting all around the bosses office >f------ stinks so bad >he checks the toilets >i s--- in all of them and didnt flush >i even s--- in the sink >go home i hope i dont get fired anons, but dont tell me to do s--- that im probably not ready to do

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I really don't have the creativity for a good title. This is the most I can do: "Anon creepily stares at little girls while they have fun and feed animals without noticing the real animal that is near them" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 216 KB PNG 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live there >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.

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this guy thought it was called jojo's mundane adventures | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 173 KB JPG 51 Replies : Anonymous 08/19/22(Fri) 20:46:20 No.241596902 >Protagonist defeats the villain by pulling a power up out of their ass at the last second : Anonymous >>241596902 (OP) # I Love It Has this EVER been done well? Jojo did it at least three times and it sucked worse and worse View Thread 08/20/22(Sat)00:07:56 No.241604767 08/20/22(Sat)00:13:36 No.241604935 >>241604493 # >the power of the arrow and how it can create or evolve stands to ridiculous levels WAS explained before, and it was thanks to the power of the arrow that GER was even born. What I'm only pointing out is the fact that GER is an instant win. That, in my opinion, is the asspull. And you're right, we knew that it would evolve Stands to a ridiculous level, but isn't this idea an asspull itself? >Diavolos fate was sealed the moment he lost the arrow, had Bucciarati not managed to destroy his sun and revert his bodyswitch, then he would have won, but they made clear that the one having the arrow would be the undisputed winner. Again, you're right. But what ultimately matters is the ridiculous power of the arrow. I'm repeating myself, but the "instant win" nature of GER, is the asspull. But, because it was built up, it makes this asspull more acceptable. I think Go Beyond is far worse, for example.

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Anon tavev nv bvll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 312 KB JPG HIM 05/15/22(Sun)13:06:51 No.10248432 >BE ME, BVSED RVMAN BVLL >SVME JEVV CVMES VP TV MV VND STVRTS SAYING DVMB JEVV THVNGS LVKE "umm maybe having child sex slaves is bad man just sayin" >DRAVV MY GLADIVS VND SLVY >EVERYONV VLSE VT THV GRVCERY STVRE STVRTS FREVKING OVT >EXIT LVKE A BVSS AS THV JEVV BLEEDS OVT >JVST ANVTHER DVY VN THV LVFE VF A ROMVN BVLL

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Anon plays Halo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I still dont believe it 08/16/22(Tue)10:18:03 No.69833380 91 7 KB JPG Greentext thread of unbelievable s---? Yeah. >Be me, 14 at the time, around 2013 >Playing Halo 2 Legendary trying for achievements with some buddies NOW, for anyone whos not a Halofag, Halo 2 Legendary makes dark souls look like Pokemon. Basically you die almost instantly if you dont know what your doing, some enemies can kill within 20 F------ FRAMES. >Be playing through Regret, very difficult due to envy skull resetting mission whenever I die >Like two steps from the end, took me like 5 hours >F------ cat s---- on the Xbox, and destroys it. >About a year later finally get money to buy a Used Xbox >MFW progress didnt save

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paint a picture in your mind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7/24/18 (Tue) >be me >12 years old >love greentext >mom wont let me go on 4chan >feelsbadman.jpg > computer has paint > Create my own greentext. > mom doesn't find out but I don't know where to post it Where does this go?

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Anon switches teams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 92 viewers last 24 hrs Boost Me 34 KB JPG No.884200653 08/19/22(Fri)22:46:41 >can't get a date to save my life on tinder >this is the first 5 hours of having grinder I'm switching teams

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anon thinks the world is doomed | /r/Greentext

>out for a drive >see someone texting while driving >enragement.exe >roll down my window >throw my beer at her f--- irresponsible drivers. the world is f------ doomed.

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Anon buys an ad | /r/Greentext

1/1 jlu7uyJx (OP). US 26s (8/19 21:45). 391753664 1 Re 0 Img. JPG 31KB (200 × 300) 1 Reply MY >this guy walks into the club and slaps your girls ass What do you do? 1/1 19P17R0f US 7s (8/19 21:45). 391753700 >>391753664 (OP) buy an ad ●●● :

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