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: Anonymous akward stranger encounter thre(...) 09/12/21 (Sun)02:19:30 No.65345252 >be me >bored >stand on random streets on benches, stairs etc. >look at phone from time to time pretending im waiting for someone >i like it its fun 8 KB JPG >decide to spice it up >ask random strangers if theyre named [insert name i come up on the spot] >they all say no >fine until i see this 40 yo man >ask if he's named John Stan >he says yes >ohshit.png >i didnt expect that >"well uhh thats a nice name" >start walking away fast >hear a humble "...thanks" >dont look back

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon is insecure | /r/Greentext

3h (8/20 6:30) 69879267 34 Re 5 Img JPG 138KB (1021 x 617) 7 Replies Posted by u/throwaway134552 9 years ago 822 Found out wife did things in her past that are off limits for me, can't help but be hurt. Obvious throw away. Found out recently through my wife's really chatty best friend a thing or two about my wife's past. Initially when we were dating she told me certain things were things she had never done before and didn't want to try. Turns out she did them with her exboyfriend. I talked to her about it, she told me she did them back then and enjoyed it. But doesn't want to do them with me. (a---/bdsm/threesome) And when I asked she didn't really give me any reasoning. She just said she didn't want to. I can't help but be hurt over this it has damaged my ego and self confidence. She knows I am hurt over this, but hasn't really given me an answer. So I am looking to you guys. Don't tell me divorce we have been together for 20 years, and she is the mother of my two children. I am not going to leave her over this. I am not saying that I feel entitled to those acts, but I do feel entitled to an explanation of why. >get married >wife is a bit of a prude >ok so she doesn't want to do certain things in bed, not the end of the world, right? >talk to a mutual friend >she accidentally reveals that your wife used to be a mega slut who's done all kinds of kinky s--- in the past >turns out she just doesn't want to do certain things in bed WITH YOU Absolutely brutal. How does one recover from this?

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anon does some minor tomfoolery, hijinks if you will | /r/Greentext

File: pepe toilet.png (341 KB, 860x1020) I s--- myself 08/19/22(Fri)21:11:27 No.884196040 >be me >lactose intolerant >basically only farts >go into work all is fine >boss says i gotta train the newbs >i myself have only been here a month >lunchtime.exe >get all the dairy products i can find for cheap >chug milk, yogurt, and eggs >go back to work, fart a f------ storm >keep farting all around the bosses office >f------ stinks so bad >he checks the toilets >i s--- in all of them and didnt flush >i even s--- in the sink >go home i hope i dont get fired anons, but dont tell me to do s--- that im probably not ready to do

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I really don't have the creativity for a good title. This is the most I can do: "Anon creepily stares at little girls while they have fun and feed animals without noticing the real animal that is near them" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 216 KB PNG 07/20/22(Wed)23:49:10 No.882422033 nice lil story today >be me >alaskan >family of foxes live in my front yard. theyre pretty cute and they take care of the mice and squirrels so we let them live there >went gym but basically didnt leave house, kinda just played vidya >1030 pm >no food in fridge or freezer >ok ill go to taco bell >get food, drive home, feeling kind of empty >driving up towards my house >3 of the foxes are out on the side of the street >like 12 y/o girl and her mom by the road taking pictures of the foxes the look on the girls face was priceless. she had clearly never seen a fox before, especially this close up (they were like 20 ft away, our foxes are quite used to humans). just seeing how happy this random kid was made my whole week. happiness really is quite contagious. if that kid's reading this, i hope you got some good pictures.

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this guy thought it was called jojo's mundane adventures | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 173 KB JPG 51 Replies : Anonymous 08/19/22(Fri) 20:46:20 No.241596902 >Protagonist defeats the villain by pulling a power up out of their ass at the last second : Anonymous >>241596902 (OP) # I Love It Has this EVER been done well? Jojo did it at least three times and it sucked worse and worse View Thread 08/20/22(Sat)00:07:56 No.241604767 08/20/22(Sat)00:13:36 No.241604935 >>241604493 # >the power of the arrow and how it can create or evolve stands to ridiculous levels WAS explained before, and it was thanks to the power of the arrow that GER was even born. What I'm only pointing out is the fact that GER is an instant win. That, in my opinion, is the asspull. And you're right, we knew that it would evolve Stands to a ridiculous level, but isn't this idea an asspull itself? >Diavolos fate was sealed the moment he lost the arrow, had Bucciarati not managed to destroy his sun and revert his bodyswitch, then he would have won, but they made clear that the one having the arrow would be the undisputed winner. Again, you're right. But what ultimately matters is the ridiculous power of the arrow. I'm repeating myself, but the "instant win" nature of GER, is the asspull. But, because it was built up, it makes this asspull more acceptable. I think Go Beyond is far worse, for example.

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Anon tavev nv bvll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 312 KB JPG HIM 05/15/22(Sun)13:06:51 No.10248432 >BE ME, BVSED RVMAN BVLL >SVME JEVV CVMES VP TV MV VND STVRTS SAYING DVMB JEVV THVNGS LVKE "umm maybe having child sex slaves is bad man just sayin" >DRAVV MY GLADIVS VND SLVY >EVERYONV VLSE VT THV GRVCERY STVRE STVRTS FREVKING OVT >EXIT LVKE A BVSS AS THV JEVV BLEEDS OVT >JVST ANVTHER DVY VN THV LVFE VF A ROMVN BVLL

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Anon plays Halo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I still dont believe it 08/16/22(Tue)10:18:03 No.69833380 91 7 KB JPG Greentext thread of unbelievable s---? Yeah. >Be me, 14 at the time, around 2013 >Playing Halo 2 Legendary trying for achievements with some buddies NOW, for anyone whos not a Halofag, Halo 2 Legendary makes dark souls look like Pokemon. Basically you die almost instantly if you dont know what your doing, some enemies can kill within 20 F------ FRAMES. >Be playing through Regret, very difficult due to envy skull resetting mission whenever I die >Like two steps from the end, took me like 5 hours >F------ cat s---- on the Xbox, and destroys it. >About a year later finally get money to buy a Used Xbox >MFW progress didnt save

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paint a picture in your mind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7/24/18 (Tue) >be me >12 years old >love greentext >mom wont let me go on 4chan >feelsbadman.jpg > computer has paint > Create my own greentext. > mom doesn't find out but I don't know where to post it Where does this go?

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Anon switches teams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 92 viewers last 24 hrs Boost Me 34 KB JPG No.884200653 08/19/22(Fri)22:46:41 >can't get a date to save my life on tinder >this is the first 5 hours of having grinder I'm switching teams

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anon thinks the world is doomed | /r/Greentext

>out for a drive >see someone texting while driving >enragement.exe >roll down my window >throw my beer at her f--- irresponsible drivers. the world is f------ doomed.

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Anon buys an ad | /r/Greentext

1/1 jlu7uyJx (OP). US 26s (8/19 21:45). 391753664 1 Re 0 Img. JPG 31KB (200 × 300) 1 Reply MY >this guy walks into the club and slaps your girls ass What do you do? 1/1 19P17R0f US 7s (8/19 21:45). 391753700 >>391753664 (OP) buy an ad ●●● :

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Anon sees the beginnings of the Random Chimp Event | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 73 KB GIF 07/20/19(Sat)21:07:22 No.3086720 >been volunteering at the zoo >chatting with keeper about animals >mentions that they let the chimps watch movies in winter when they keep them inside >turns out they love watching planet of the apes over and over >they also caught one of the chimps making a weapon should I be worried?

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Anon does some math | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 08/19/22(Fri)17:49:56 No.14772351 Mr. Smith has two kids. Assume for this problem that the frequency of births is such that boys are born equally as often as girls, with frequency 1/2 for each. Mr. Smith has at least one boy. What is the probability that Mr. Smith has two boys? BB BG GB GG Anonymous 50%, either he does or he doesn't Anonymous >>14772351 (OP) # 08/19/22(Fri)17:51:30 No.14772358 08/19/22 (Fri)18:00:41 No.14772374 with the information provided we can rule out GG which means there is a 1/3 possibility of each remaining outcome, only one of which is "two boys" however as Mr. Smith lives in a Jew-controlled nation, the probability of his other child being a t----- needs to be factored in before we can assess the solution with any degree of certainty

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