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: Anonymous 08/19/22(Fri)15:34:44 No.69872782 >be me at work >have been holding my s--- in for a week >start feeling the ol rumble in the jungle down there >it's time.exe >go to men's bathroom >kick the door open >stand with head tall and arms out wide >scan room from left to right, observing every detail of my surroundings 32 KB JPG >exhale >take the most mighty whiff; filling my chest and cheeks with the primal musk of the porcelain jungle >the smell of s--- lingers in the air >"MAAAAAANNNN," I begin to rumble >IT SURE SMELLS LIKE >exhale even deeper >UPDOG IN HEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEE >guy the only occupied stall breaks down sobbing >prey identified.exe >loudly barge into stall right next to him >unleash the most mighty, most cacophonous of glorious s---- >his cries turn to screams, but he is soon drowned out by the sound of my incredible s--- tornado >eventually he falls silent >as he falls silent, so too do my meaty bowels >silence fills the air once more >wipe, flush >exit stall >see self in mirror >"no need to wash THESE hands, king" >proudly exit, having left my mark on the world for all to smell 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous put me in the reddit screencap origami 08/19/22(Fri)15:47:57 No.69872865

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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