Anon is a bottom | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

File: thumbnail[1].png (23 KB, 240x240) Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)04:24:21 No.68005564 >>68005623 >>68005680 >>68005691 >>68005768 >>68005991 >>68006010 >>68006059 >>68006087 >>68006289 >>68006449 >>68007097 >>68007391 >>68007838 >>68008047 >>68008993 >>68009160 >>68009182 >>68009978 >>68012000 >>68012027 >>68013543 >>68013709 >>68013779 Lifts to train for this? I'm thinking zercher squats, chin ups and deadlifts but I'm not sure. >> Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)04:25:20 No.68005579 >> Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)04:26:02 No.68005591 >> Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)04:27:20 No.68005605 >> Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)04:27:51 No.68005610 >> Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)04:28:18 No.68005614 ► >> Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)04:28:59 No.68005623 >>68005645 >>68005714 >>68005735 >>68005914 >>68006018 >>68006066 >>68006079 >>68006152 >>68006156 >>68006513 >>68006544 >>68006591 >>68006897 >>68006907 >>68007072 >>68007890 >>68008134 >>68008198 >>68008214 >>68008282 >>68008289 >>68008302 >>68008328 >>68008574 >>68008632 >>68008721 >>68008756 >>68009068 >>68009087 >>68009127 >>68009623 >>68009640 >>68010044 >>68010285 >>68011080 >>68012188 >>68012259 >>68012335 >>68012447 >>68012517 >>68012599 >>68012743 >>68012750 >>68012892 >>68012981 >>68013456 >>68013587 >>68013799 >>68014031 >>68014212 >>68014374 >>68014401 >>68014440 >>68014662 >>68014791 >>68014801 >>68015199 >>68015323 >>68005564 (OP) Regular stretching is all you need to push your legs back far enough

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (944px x 413px)

File size: 80 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,689 Images

More:

Anon meets his kinfolk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.35 MB GIF 04/09/22(Sat)08:36:50 No.875971279 >be me >end up at gas station in b------ nowhere while traveling through the Midwest >ugliest man I've ever seen approaches my car >starts asking me questions >where am I going, what do I do for work etc >talk to him for a bit a see a retarded man running out one door and into another >he's fat and balding and has food stains all down his shirt >the man yells "Goddammit Gene I told you not go go in there" >hear a bunch of s--- breaking in the door retard went into >fat lady the size of my car comes waddling out with a stick >chases Gene out >Gene is now naked >Gene sees me and cannot comprehend his excitement to f--- up my day >starts moaning while bolting straight for me >I am in absolute disbelief and freeze because I'm trying to process this >I grab a windshield squeegee to hit him with >Gene spooks and runs off into the sunset >guy and lady get in truck to go after him >They don't come back >go inside and help myself to a bag of jerky and an Arizona tea and get in my car >cop pulls up and says "is it Gene again?" >I say yeah >cops radios "It's Gene" >takes off full speed already knowing which direction to go >how many times has this happened

Pin

anon shares frogs in therapy | /r/Greentext

>accidentally mention the reddit frog to my therapist >have to explain the reddit frog, incels and chads to her >she ups my meds after f--- you guys 1/1 Frogposter 48m (8/18 15:24). 69857442 >>69857435 (OP) Too bad she can't prescribe a lethal dose. 47m (8/18 15:25). 69857448 1 Reply >>69857435 (OP) Allowing her to chemically castrate you is for the best. 39m (8/18 15:32) 69857511 1 Reply . >>69857448 why are u mean : 000 : :

Pin

Anon gives sound advice | /r/Greentext

Pin

Anon find Japanese cuck porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 08/18/22(Thu)14:23:40 No.884095193 > hentai artist has good art > check their works > cuck p--- like clockwork

Pin

anon "pretended" to have a psychotic episode. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

Pin

anon tries archery meetups | /r/Greentext

>be me >go to archery meetup >like ten people there >marked "beginners welcome" >try and introduce myself to people >nobody asks me to elaborate when I tell them what i do for work (even though they do other people) >nobody asks me what I do in my spare time even after i ask them >nobody wants to talk to me >not one person introduced themselves to me even when i saw them introducing themselves to other people >eventually tell them i have to go, nobody even said bye Is this what they meant by "touching grass"?

Pin

anon works at a suicide hotline | /r/Greentext

Pin

Anon is a trap | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 152 KB PNG 08/18/22(Thu)13:36:56 No.27128762 >be me, aging pretty boy >showed my bussy to some "girl" on discord >get suspicious when she refuses to cam or VC 4 Replies >start reverse image searching the selfies she sent me >turns out the whole thing was a gay catfish how do I avoid this? just ask for voice up front? part of me wants to just lean into it and be an e- w---- for f--- but my morals tell me that's wrong View Thread

Pin

Anon plays CSGO | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (8 KB, 249x203) I just wanna game :( Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)08:14:25 No.69855910 ) > join my first game > "Hey whattup guys? :D" > the entire team replies to me in spanish > mfw > be me > european > play a lot of CSGO > always get matched with russians > sick and tired of russians, they never speak english > idea > enable my VPN and connect to a US server > disconnect when connected in- game to reduce latency > I'm not very good at the game so 100ms is a worthy tradeoff for teammates I can understand

Pin

Anon's birthday story | /r/Greentext

GAMECUBE SHREK 2 3+ >I accept >We end up at her apartment >Fast forward, we're on her bed >she reaches her hand into my pants >Notice her hair starts moving funny >She gives me the handy and it feels so good, I bust all over her hand VISION PAL Cinta >be me, college senior >at a pub, 23rd birthday >Girl comes up to me >Says "you look alone, care to come with me" 26 KB JPG >She's rubbing my hair with her other hand as I lay there >Tell her it's my birthday and she made my day >Says she has one last surprise >Takes off her wig, under it is a fresh crew cut >She lifts up her dress and pulls out her c--- >It's literally 9 inches long >I'm absolutely stunned at this >At this point I don't care anymore >I suck it so hard, giving them be the best of my abilities >Swallow their whole load in full >Fast forward and we haven't talked in months >My roommates are unaware of this ever happening >I think about it everyday Do I ever confess?

Pin

Anons kid draws a picture. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >pick up 5 year old son from school >Principal waiting at door >Want to talk to me >Walk to office with her >My son is crying >I sit down and she tells me my son got in trouble for drawing and talking about some inappropriate and disgusting things for his age > Shows me the picture >"Son, what is that?" >" It's..a fat d-duck." 1.92 MB JPG 08/18/22(Thu)14:51:55 No.884089933 > They thought it was a penis. >They thought he was saying "fat d---" 6 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>884089933 (OP) # nice duck View Thread : Anonymous >>884089933 (OP) # No matter what it is the school was in the wrong. 08/18/22(Thu)15:01:59 No.884090317 08/18/22(Thu)15:22:23 No.884091049 : Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)15:25:21 No.884091160 Your kid's drawing skills are subpar and you should be ashamed to call him your son

Pin

Today on 4 channel. "UFO's in Anon's basement?". More at 5. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)00:51:29 No.12878558 382 KB JPG Chinese history be like >Chao ling takes power >247 million perish European history be like >Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner marries half sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd triggering a war between King Juan Jose Maria Rigoberto Aguascacas de Santo Domingo de los Diabetico and Pierre Richelesaux pretard je logriouxoueuraxeux establishing the Grand Duchy of Neue Ooksteinberg a tax haven with a population of 16

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes