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: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 08/18/22(Thu)14:23:40 No.884095193 > hentai artist has good art > check their works > cuck p--- like clockwork

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

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anon tries archery meetups | /r/Greentext

>be me >go to archery meetup >like ten people there >marked "beginners welcome" >try and introduce myself to people >nobody asks me to elaborate when I tell them what i do for work (even though they do other people) >nobody asks me what I do in my spare time even after i ask them >nobody wants to talk to me >not one person introduced themselves to me even when i saw them introducing themselves to other people >eventually tell them i have to go, nobody even said bye Is this what they meant by "touching grass"?

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Anon is a trap | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 152 KB PNG 08/18/22(Thu)13:36:56 No.27128762 >be me, aging pretty boy >showed my bussy to some "girl" on discord >get suspicious when she refuses to cam or VC 4 Replies >start reverse image searching the selfies she sent me >turns out the whole thing was a gay catfish how do I avoid this? just ask for voice up front? part of me wants to just lean into it and be an e- w---- for f--- but my morals tell me that's wrong View Thread

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Anon plays CSGO | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (8 KB, 249x203) I just wanna game :( Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)08:14:25 No.69855910 ) > join my first game > "Hey whattup guys? :D" > the entire team replies to me in spanish > mfw > be me > european > play a lot of CSGO > always get matched with russians > sick and tired of russians, they never speak english > idea > enable my VPN and connect to a US server > disconnect when connected in- game to reduce latency > I'm not very good at the game so 100ms is a worthy tradeoff for teammates I can understand

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Anon's birthday story | /r/Greentext

GAMECUBE SHREK 2 3+ >I accept >We end up at her apartment >Fast forward, we're on her bed >she reaches her hand into my pants >Notice her hair starts moving funny >She gives me the handy and it feels so good, I bust all over her hand VISION PAL Cinta >be me, college senior >at a pub, 23rd birthday >Girl comes up to me >Says "you look alone, care to come with me" 26 KB JPG >She's rubbing my hair with her other hand as I lay there >Tell her it's my birthday and she made my day >Says she has one last surprise >Takes off her wig, under it is a fresh crew cut >She lifts up her dress and pulls out her c--- >It's literally 9 inches long >I'm absolutely stunned at this >At this point I don't care anymore >I suck it so hard, giving them be the best of my abilities >Swallow their whole load in full >Fast forward and we haven't talked in months >My roommates are unaware of this ever happening >I think about it everyday Do I ever confess?

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Anons kid draws a picture. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >pick up 5 year old son from school >Principal waiting at door >Want to talk to me >Walk to office with her >My son is crying >I sit down and she tells me my son got in trouble for drawing and talking about some inappropriate and disgusting things for his age > Shows me the picture >"Son, what is that?" >" It's..a fat d-duck." 1.92 MB JPG 08/18/22(Thu)14:51:55 No.884089933 > They thought it was a penis. >They thought he was saying "fat d---" 6 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>884089933 (OP) # nice duck View Thread : Anonymous >>884089933 (OP) # No matter what it is the school was in the wrong. 08/18/22(Thu)15:01:59 No.884090317 08/18/22(Thu)15:22:23 No.884091049 : Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)15:25:21 No.884091160 Your kid's drawing skills are subpar and you should be ashamed to call him your son

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Today on 4 channel. "UFO's in Anon's basement?". More at 5. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)00:51:29 No.12878558 382 KB JPG Chinese history be like >Chao ling takes power >247 million perish European history be like >Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner marries half sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd triggering a war between King Juan Jose Maria Rigoberto Aguascacas de Santo Domingo de los Diabetico and Pierre Richelesaux pretard je logriouxoueuraxeux establishing the Grand Duchy of Neue Ooksteinberg a tax haven with a population of 16

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Anon is curious about the fbi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CENTRAL AGENCY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 521 KB PNG 08/16/22(Tue)00:29:24 No.32630471 >sitting on data that could imprison all world elite, free humanity from chains and lead it to a new era >decide to do nothing instead Why? 207 Replies/21 Images View Thread

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Anon has a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 245 KB JPG 05/28/21 (Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight what. >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black."

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anon meet his date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Oh no Cringe 7 KB JPG 08/17/22(Wed)16:50:16 No.69852096 >be khv at 26 >go on first date w/ girl I met online >engage in some smalltalk before addressing the elephant in the room >"So... how many men have you slept with?" >she looks shocked >"Whaaat? ...Uh, um, well... I don't thiiink that's any of your business?" >"If we're going to be dating it kinda is." >"Bro, are you liiike, an incel or something?" >"Are you going to tell me or no?" >"Dude I am getting real incelly nice guy vibes from you, what the f---?" >"OK, we're done here." >get up and leave as the waitress is showing up to the table >exchange an awkward glance >as I leave the restaurant I look back and the bitch is recording me for her TikTok did I handle this one wrong bros? >>69853260 # : Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)16:51:40 No.69852108 This entire conversation was made up in OPS head but I will clarify for the benefit of all the other autists here: You are supposed to wait until after the first date to ask about bodycount

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