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Anonymous (ID: 8ntAr3oM) CO 07/15/22(Fri)11:57:23 No.386899585 7E2D60E2-55BF-43E4-B28C-A38A3E634006.jpg 155 KB JPG >ANON STOP ACTING LIKE YOU LIVE IN SOME SUPER CONSERVATIVE RED STATE, YOU LIVE IN COLORADO >ABORTION AND RECREATIONAL WEED ARE COMPLETELY LEGAL THERE >A GAY JEWISH PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRAT IS THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE YOU LIVE IN

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 228 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:52:59 No.25674722 >We want to save the environment! >but we don't want nuclear >and we are going to ignore the aviation industry >and the shipping industry >and china and india and other third world nations >and we're going to base all our charts on per capita rather than gross emissions so china doesn't look as bad as it is >and we're going to go off official CCP data that's about as trustworthy as a pitbull as a daycare teacher >and we're going to ignore b------ coming over in straight piped tacomas because climate crisis has to be the white man's burden >and we're going to advocate for forms of energy generation that rely on rare earth minerals that cause tons of pollution >and you're not allowed to mine for said minerals eventhough we've created an artificial demand by lobbying to get traditional energy generation priced out of the market >and we're going to fund programs like cash for clunkers that caused more waste to be generated than anything >and we're going to advocate for electric cars rather than hydrogen fuel cells or natural gas internal combustion or biodiesel so the entire car becomes e-waste after 10 years ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 10 KB JPG >Capitalism bad >Hellworld >Y'all >Discourse >Minors >Hot take >Cold take >Bad take >Good take 07/14/22(Thu)18:27:42 No.69412286 >Randomly inserts "Donald Trump's presidency" or "Brexit" inbetween bigger events like the Great Depression, 9/11, and World War 2 >Ghouls >Mayos >The straights >Calling centrist boomers "Nazis" >White people suck >Neoliberalism bad >I think about that a lot >Terminally-online >so yeah but like not really you know adfodgjsvfs??? >Brainworms >Sir this is a Wendy's >You spoke that many words and none of them meant something 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 65 KB PNG 03/25/18(Sun)10:25:21 No.763744016 >be me >28, live with wife >wake up in the morning to the smell of bacon and eggs >walk downstairs to greet my wife in the kitchen >she smiles at me >happiness >go over to medicine cabinet >hear my beautiful wife humming in the background >take my meds >2mg risperdal >turn to wife >she's gone >start cooking bacon and eggs

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File: ghussy.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720) >ghost sex >ghost p---- cold >my d--- has frostbite >go to er >still see ghosts >so many >s--- myself >pass out >dont see ghosts >doctor asks what i did to my d--- >say ghosts >get sent to psych >mental illness Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)06:09:26 No.882069215 >me be >horny >know i have a female ghost in my house >f--- it >summon it >im stuck in here with you f------ now f--- u random anon who told me ghosts have p--- p---

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: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRWOh) ◄◄◄ 10/02/21 (Sat) 22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 >>341853162 (OP) # What the f--- 10/02/21 (Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #

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www.FunnyPica.com Anonymous (ID: XjTrghhk) 03/09/14(Sun)18:57:27 No.536424319 Replies: >>536404991 >the birth of steam

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Anonymous boomers live in an alternate r(...) boomers: >"THERE'S A HUGE LABOR SHORTAGE, 6 MILLION JOBS OPENED UP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT EXPEIRENCE AND PAY 6 FIGURES STARTING" 166 KB JPG >apply to 500 jobs >get 1 call back >it's a pyramid scheme 03/06/22(Sun)14:18:18 No.67677766 reality:

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07/15/22(Fri)09:13:35 No.69420015 >took the femboy pill >found my femboy on grindr >he wants attentions, gifts, wants to eat out, go to cinemas, travel >blocks me for 2 days because I didn't text him >doesn't cook for me, or play vidya with me I took the femboy pill and still have to deal with a woman. I demand refund. : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)09:27:46 No.69420135 : Anonymous >>69420015 (OP) # So basically you went prisongay

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Anonymous GLORY HOLE Coming Soon!! 122 KB JPG 07/15/22(Fri)08:44:10 No.882068412 >Be me >Never had a bj >Always dreaming about them >Going to try a gloryhole today >Don't care it might be a dude >The mystery adds to it >Wish me luck anons 07/15/22(Fri)08:45:17 No.882068453 Anonymous >>882068412 (OP) It's not that it might be a dude. It WILL be a dude.

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Anon has a cuckolding dog fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Cuckolding Dog Fetish I've been addicted for m----------- for over 3 years now. As a result of this, my fetishes have been progressively getting worse as time went on. First it was butt stuff, then it gradually progressed into a cuckolding fetish, and now it's progressed into a cuckolding dog fetish. My obsession with Forward Facial Growth has led me into idealizing the facial structure of dogs, so much so that I cannot masturbate without imagining that my girlfriend is getting impregnated by a black pitbull. How do i cope with this reality? 30 KB JPG 2 Replies 07/01/22(Fri)09:39:53 No.69246507 Anonymous View Thread Anonymous >>69246507 (OP) # The answer to all your questions is BBC 07/01/22(Fri)10:49:19 No.69246919 07/01/22(Fri)11:47:17 No.69247284 >stop fapping >see a therapist or an exorcist at this point

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07/15/22(Fri)10:22:41 No.882071814 >Be me, not really insane Anon but good at faking it >Go to hospital make up story about angry dead people following me and being angry with me >Claim I want to kill myself, that I have a plan and a gun, and try to punch a nurse. >Get put in on a hold. Then sign in voluntary. Stay for a week Anonymous 325 KB PNG >Meet lots of mentally f----- women in psych ward >Befriend them and get their contact info >Manipulate them into dating me. It's easy, I learned their weaknesses in the psych ward during group therapy >Kill them >F--- their dead bodies >I'm a psych ward serial killer >I'm still out here >Later virgins Anonymous 3 07/15/22(Fri)10:26:00 No.882071919 *SNAP* YEP. THIS ONE'S GOING IN MY CRINGE COMPILATION. cover1.jpg 842 KB JPG

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Hannah Grieco @writesloud Just got a PR email asking me to write about these new classroom safety pods. I hate everybody. BLACK LIVES MATTER 6:48 AM Jul 12, 2022 Twitter Web App 1657694714246.png 1.23 MB PNG >have a great day at American school : Anonymous (ID: IcDZk+a2) E ... 07/14/22(Thu)06:07:05 No.386650402 >>386648738 (OP) # >>386649350 # >be the first to get in >quickly close it >watch everyone die through the little window >>386650595 # >>386650777 # >>386650808 # >>386650836 # >>386651035 # >>386651884 # >>386653127 # >>386670116 # >>386670883 # >>386677478 # >>386677721 # >>386681427 # >>386683909 #

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