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VO me not you Anonymous 08/17/22 (Wed)23:15:14 No.69850241 [Reply] >be you >don't be me >you are you >be me >not you >i am me >you are not >i am me and not you >you are you >be you >not me Rookie mistake

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous (ID: vqNLrJqy m 08/17/22(Wed)21:52:28 No.15958018 >be me >have close friend that regularly have sex with >I'm a switch but with them I'm mostly a dom cuz they are too shy to act dom 180 KB PNG >don't really mind it so I really don't try anything to change that >be me yesterday >having sex with said friend >be on top of them as always >let my autism do its work and say the most idiotic and out of context s--- while f------ them >"anon, just shut up" >they push me down, get on top of me and start choking me while still f------ >mfw I got them so mad with my autism that they gained enough confidence to get dom on me Not complaining

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Anon is the average redditor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 04/19/22(Tue)17:00:25 No.876555994 My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. 04/19/22(Tue)17:01:17 No.876556024 : Anonymous My peepee burns when i peepee

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Lucky millennial | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous S >tfw millenial born at the very early years of that bracket >knew life before the internet, still had a strong American culture while I was growing up 34 KB PNG >mind not permanently damaged by constantly being hooked up the internet; have real friends, can function in social environments >great relationship with my parents >wife and three kids 08/17/22(Wed)11:04:43 No.132435733 Feels good. >>132436412 # >>132443284 # >>132443456 # >>132444822 #

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Anon seeks a challenge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 299 KB PNG 08/17/22(Wed)14:45:55 No.88175684 >be me >hackerman by day >hackerman by night >one day, decide I'm looking for a real challenge >finally choose what I'm going to do >spend months looking for an appropriate target >no luck >spend a few more months >out of nowhere, the opportunity finally arises >haven't done this sort of thing before, but I've invested an enormous amount of effort into researching which techniques to use >don't want to ruin the opportunity, since I know I'm not likely to find another suitable target, sol decide to be very careful >I take my time to thoroughly analyse the target, further narrowing down which techniques would be most effective >a week or so later >imready.mp3 >about to initiate the first chosen technique >have some difficulties at first, getting everything ready >FINALLY >"I'm in" >mfw the target said: "Are you sure, anon? I don't feel anything."

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Anon has big problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/16/22 (Tue)08:18:20 No.69829854 >>69829896 >d--- is covered in scar tissue from 15 years of wank addiction

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anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

I hate Reddit reddit >Post unpopular opinion >It's not mildly unpopular its.... MODERATELY UNPOPULAR >Permanently banned from the subreddit, will be email/IP banned if I try to circumvent, cannot message the mods If r/unpopularopinions doesn't even allow unpopular opinions, just think of what the rest of reddit is like

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anon has a point about car commercials | /r/Greentext

Why the F--- do car commercials exist at all? They are all the exact f------ same. They aren't even made using the real cars anymore and just use a dumbass skeleton car that they slap a CG model on in post. Also nobody just goes out and buys a car as if they are a candy bar at a store. When was the last time you saw a car commercial and were like: "Wow! This car is completely different and more exciting than every other car I've ever seen in my entire life! I really need to go out and buy it now!" I don't understand who the target market is. I can only assume it's rich people or 2nd hand car flippers. >inb4 but I gotta know which V8 has the best torque and suspension for my off roading Shut the f--- up, you're the outlier and you would have researched that s--- just like anybody else shopping for a car regardless of the commercials.

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Shoot the jizz then out you is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)20:55:31 No.884043630 >match with pic on bumble >go on 2 dates. >3 date at my house gonna get f-----! 153 KB JPG >Date goes well I go in for the kiss we make out hard by my fire pit. She straddles me. I m dimonds. >start to take off her shorts get them down I feel her p---- threw panties she is sokeing. Good ready to go! >All of a sudden anon we shouldn't she gets off. I am mad. >take her to her car send her home no kiss and ignore all texts. Go inside nurse my blue balls that hurt bad. >3 days later get a knock on my door it is her she is Rady to go! Has a skirt on and a look in her eye. > I am ready for revenge. Take her to my bed she starts sucking my d---. >I lay her on her back with her neck slightly hanging off bed. She is confused until I put my c--- in her mouth while standing. > start to throat f--- her pretty hard. She almost vomits doesn't like it wants to change position. > I sit around edge of the bed and slide her panties off don't even take the dress off. > my c--- is throbbing gram it in her without any prep she's already wet. > she looked at me and says don't come in me... I smile and say no way! > f--- her hard for about 40 minutes blow a huge load inside of her felt like I was pissing.. keep f------ for about a minute. > pull out and say sorry I just can't come. > she leaves. > get a text the next day hey anon did you come in me? > I don't answer. >>884050883 # >>884050968 # >>884055790 #

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Don’t know if this has been posted here yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: rKKPG8ZL 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE

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Anon thinks Marco Polo is Waldo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 87 KB JPG >open eyes 08/17/22(Wed)08:59:59 No.69845261 >be me >walk into public place where people are >holding hands over eyes so I can't see >yell Marco >pause for people to say Polo >yell fish out of water Winning this game is to easy

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anons life in school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I was the weirdest kid in my school. I used to stare at people all the time since i was little and never grew out of it. So id always stare at my classmates. If they were sitting right next to me id even turn 90 degrees and stare. When i hit puberty id stare at girls asses every chance i got. Even throughout all of highschool i would nonstop stare at all the chicks asses. Even the teachers while they were teaching. Non f------ stop. Also, my entire school knew i used to suck my d--- in middle school. 3 Replies / 2 Images 6 KB JPG : Anonymous : Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)07:58:50 No.69840243 1016D 112 KB PNG >I was the weirdest kid in my school. I used to stare at people all the time since i was little and never grew out of it. So id always stare at my classmates. If they were sitting right next to me id even turn 90 degrees and stare. When i hit puberty id stare at girls asses every chance i got. Even throughout all of highschool i would nonstop stare at all the chicks asses. Even the teachers while they were teaching. Non f------ stop. Also, my entire school knew i used to suck my d--- in middle school. IRA View Thread 08/17/22 (Wed)08:06:29 No.69840355 08/17/22(Wed)08:07:28 No.69840367 i was a gay jew in high school

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