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: Anonymous (ID: vqNLrJqy m 08/17/22(Wed)21:52:28 No.15958018 >be me >have close friend that regularly have sex with >I'm a switch but with them I'm mostly a dom cuz they are too shy to act dom 180 KB PNG >don't really mind it so I really don't try anything to change that >be me yesterday >having sex with said friend >be on top of them as always >let my autism do its work and say the most idiotic and out of context s--- while f------ them >"anon, just shut up" >they push me down, get on top of me and start choking me while still f------ >mfw I got them so mad with my autism that they gained enough confidence to get dom on me Not complaining

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous S >tfw millenial born at the very early years of that bracket >knew life before the internet, still had a strong American culture while I was growing up 34 KB PNG >mind not permanently damaged by constantly being hooked up the internet; have real friends, can function in social environments >great relationship with my parents >wife and three kids 08/17/22(Wed)11:04:43 No.132435733 Feels good. >>132436412 # >>132443284 # >>132443456 # >>132444822 #

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Anon seeks a challenge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 299 KB PNG 08/17/22(Wed)14:45:55 No.88175684 >be me >hackerman by day >hackerman by night >one day, decide I'm looking for a real challenge >finally choose what I'm going to do >spend months looking for an appropriate target >no luck >spend a few more months >out of nowhere, the opportunity finally arises >haven't done this sort of thing before, but I've invested an enormous amount of effort into researching which techniques to use >don't want to ruin the opportunity, since I know I'm not likely to find another suitable target, sol decide to be very careful >I take my time to thoroughly analyse the target, further narrowing down which techniques would be most effective >a week or so later >imready.mp3 >about to initiate the first chosen technique >have some difficulties at first, getting everything ready >FINALLY >"I'm in" >mfw the target said: "Are you sure, anon? I don't feel anything."

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Anon has big problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/16/22 (Tue)08:18:20 No.69829854 >>69829896 >d--- is covered in scar tissue from 15 years of wank addiction

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anon has an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

I hate Reddit reddit >Post unpopular opinion >It's not mildly unpopular its.... MODERATELY UNPOPULAR >Permanently banned from the subreddit, will be email/IP banned if I try to circumvent, cannot message the mods If r/unpopularopinions doesn't even allow unpopular opinions, just think of what the rest of reddit is like

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anon has a point about car commercials | /r/Greentext

Why the F--- do car commercials exist at all? They are all the exact f------ same. They aren't even made using the real cars anymore and just use a dumbass skeleton car that they slap a CG model on in post. Also nobody just goes out and buys a car as if they are a candy bar at a store. When was the last time you saw a car commercial and were like: "Wow! This car is completely different and more exciting than every other car I've ever seen in my entire life! I really need to go out and buy it now!" I don't understand who the target market is. I can only assume it's rich people or 2nd hand car flippers. >inb4 but I gotta know which V8 has the best torque and suspension for my off roading Shut the f--- up, you're the outlier and you would have researched that s--- just like anybody else shopping for a car regardless of the commercials.

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Shoot the jizz then out you is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)20:55:31 No.884043630 >match with pic on bumble >go on 2 dates. >3 date at my house gonna get f-----! 153 KB JPG >Date goes well I go in for the kiss we make out hard by my fire pit. She straddles me. I m dimonds. >start to take off her shorts get them down I feel her p---- threw panties she is sokeing. Good ready to go! >All of a sudden anon we shouldn't she gets off. I am mad. >take her to her car send her home no kiss and ignore all texts. Go inside nurse my blue balls that hurt bad. >3 days later get a knock on my door it is her she is Rady to go! Has a skirt on and a look in her eye. > I am ready for revenge. Take her to my bed she starts sucking my d---. >I lay her on her back with her neck slightly hanging off bed. She is confused until I put my c--- in her mouth while standing. > start to throat f--- her pretty hard. She almost vomits doesn't like it wants to change position. > I sit around edge of the bed and slide her panties off don't even take the dress off. > my c--- is throbbing gram it in her without any prep she's already wet. > she looked at me and says don't come in me... I smile and say no way! > f--- her hard for about 40 minutes blow a huge load inside of her felt like I was pissing.. keep f------ for about a minute. > pull out and say sorry I just can't come. > she leaves. > get a text the next day hey anon did you come in me? > I don't answer. >>884050883 # >>884050968 # >>884055790 #

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: Anonymous (ID: rKKPG8ZL 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE

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: Anonymous 87 KB JPG >open eyes 08/17/22(Wed)08:59:59 No.69845261 >be me >walk into public place where people are >holding hands over eyes so I can't see >yell Marco >pause for people to say Polo >yell fish out of water Winning this game is to easy

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anons life in school | /r/Greentext

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Anon has an existential crisis | /r/Greentext

08/16/22 (Tue)20:22:56 No.884020576 Anonymous >>884019487 (OP) # the lack of leading a fulfilling life >be born >go to school for most of your childhood and teenage years >spend more of your best years in college >get remedial job >get marred to first woman willing >have a few kids who will repeat the cycle >work it till you're way passed retirement >die, leaving no real accomplishments behind >only your immediate family/a few relatives will remember you

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