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File: jE6lfgVa.jpg (24 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)16:39:51 No.760243012 >be me >12 years >ask mom if i can go to the pool >"sure, just dont talk to any strangers" >ff couple of hours >in changing room >see guy browsing 4chan on phone >he sees me looking >"F--- off normie" >mfw O Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)16:42:54 No.7602432 F--- off normie

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous (ID: a2vTOQe8 01/04/20(Sat)15:47:30 No.16745844 >>16745129 (OP) # I sometimes send bills to companies for money- transfer services. In most cases they don't pay, but when they do, I get free money. My company's website clearly states that it offers services of you transfering money to me by paying my unsolicited bills. Thats the service, if you pay the bill you got the service and thus can't complain. I do offer a 1 month full-refund, just to avoid most lawsuits. I get a lot of repeat orders from large companies with s----- accountants. Technically not a scam however, cause I've already been challenged in court and I got off with lawyer fees paid. >>16745879 # >>16745935 # >>16745940 # >>16745949 # >>16745953 # >>16746008 # >>16746012 # >>16746038 # >>16746053 # >>16746077 # >>16746437 # >>16746643 # >>16747336 # >>16747365 # >>16749433 # >>16749443 #

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: Anonymous 1.49 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)21:41:14 No.168897845 The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailor in the world

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: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/16/22(Tue)08:02:53 No.69832339 >play tf2 all day >decide to go to bed >lying in bed, hear faint voice >'that right there wasn't gettin any lighter' >w--.jpg >must have been the wind >"MEEEDDDDICC" "DOC CMON MAN" "3..2..1.. START FIGHTING!" >terrified >get up from bed >launch tf2

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Anonymous I'm ready to do surgery 757 KB PNG 08/16/22(Tue)18:47:17 No.884001453 >be me, 24m, high school dropout >jobless, living with parents >walking home from grocery store and see an old woman fallen over, blood everywhere >hide behind a wall until somebody else sorts the situation out >people come and bandage her up and call her an ambulance >when clearly the situation has been handled and an audience, has gathered, I run over >"I'm a doctor, what seems to be the problem" >audience members gasp with delight >"thank god you're here" >act like I know my s--- until the ambulance arrives >help carry woman into ambulance and then say goodbye and wish her luck >go home >mfw the next day i'm on the front cover of the local newspaper >"Hero doctor saves injured elderly woman" I could actually be a doctor with no training the only things you have to do are say you're a doctor and prescribe people whatever tf they want

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: Anonymous RE SA SHOOT ME $12 15 KB JPG 08/16/22(Tue)09:24:45 No.69832483 >go to store >there's a screen hooked to a security camera >some dude is on a screen >"awfully brave of this guy to walk outside with that hairline and a posture like that" >wait a minute >it's me So yeah, I'm killing myself today View Thread

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Anonymous | 543509053 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLIES 2 sa. önce >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 6 İMAGES REPLY

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: Anonymous Dinosaurs 1.01 MB JPG 08/05/22(Fri)15:48:02 No.883319932 Happened earlier today >Be Me >Watching p--- >Get bored and decide to watch cam girls instead. >Have an account already with tokens and s---. >Click on hot girl with big t------ >After watching for a while I get an idea. >type in chat: "What's your favorite Dinosaur?" >Message pops up on her stream, and she thinks about it. >try's describing a stegosaurus before remembering what it's called. >she starts happily talking about how she used to go to the park with her dad as a kid, and pretend to search for dinosaur bones in the sand. >She looks sad after she finish the story. >She seems deep in thought. >She gets up and ends the stream. My autism wanted to know what dinosaurs online strippers liked, and instead I sent a cam-girl into depression over her poor current relationship with her father. 6 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous * 290 KB PNG 08/16/22(Tue)19:10:32 No.67991793 >be me >somewhat shy >walking to the squat rack >from the corner of my eye, see the most beautiful man I've ever seen walking in the same direction >can literally see his 10-pack through his shirt >actcool.gif >keep on walking >so does he >reach squat rack >he's looking right at me >somehow, my shyness just disappears and some primal instinct kicks in, so I make eye contact and keep looking into the darkest, soul-melting eyes I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on >adrenaline kicks in, and without thinking, I move closer to him >he moves closer as well >in the heat of the moment, without even saying anything, I slowly go in for a kiss >my heart skips as many beats as humanly possible as I realise he does the same >suddenly, *bump* >mfw my head almost shattered the mirror trying to kiss my reflection Appreciate yourself anons. You're already beautiful exactly the way you are.

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File: jE6lfgVa.jpg (24 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)16:39:51 No.760243012 >be me >12 years >ask mom if i can go to the pool >"sure, just dont talk to any strangers" >ff couple of hours >in changing room >see guy browsing 4chan on phone >he sees me looking >"F--- off normie" >mfw O Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)16:42:54 No.7602432 F--- off normie

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