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: Anonymous I'm actually faking myself tow(...) 142 KB PNG 08/12/22(Fri)17:48:53 No.69781093 >be average intelligence kid >siblings and cousins all much smarter than me >pretend im smart too >get a lot of Cs in f------ elementary school Imao >was only good in math >for some reason, people actually believe im smart >feel like need to prevent people from finding out im a retard >make sure i study hard before every test >start getting straight As >get into all honors classes and eventually scholarship to a rich kid prep school >dont want people finding im poor so pretend im rich >assimilate to their mannerisms. almost end up going broke several times >bomb my first SAT (1066/1600) >tell everyone i got a 1500 >everyone now expecting me to get into top schools >guidance counseller said my score is unlikely to change much >f---, try cramming the SAT blue book a month before my next sat exam >somehow get a 1500 SAT and 34 ACT >get into an ivy league school somehow (guess i got ok at story telling after lying a lot) >continue this facade of being a rich kid into college because i learned people just like being around rich kids >almost go bankrupt squandering money but learn about investing and end up actually making a lot of money >keep pretending im a genius and end up doing very well in college and getting scholarships to pay off all my loans >just graduated and got a job making well over 6 figures just because of my school name and worth over 350k i feel like a fraud because everyone i work with are actually smart and from rich old money families. they are much more eloquent and trying to keep up this facade is getting more difficult because i dont have the pretentiousness all these other rich people have

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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