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: Anonymous TEK 428 KB JPG 08/12/22 (Fri) 18:56:43 No.883762509 >be me >25yo >get notification on my phone >someone has added me on snapchat >literally haven't used in in f------ years so who the f--- is this >turns out to be some kid who thought I was some kid he played Minecraft with >tell him to f--- off but he adds me to his friends Snapchat group anyway >bunch of 12yo kids sending emojis and saying words like 'gassed' and 'lit' >put my phone down for 5 minutes and pick it up to see I'm flooded with snap notifications >bunch of random kids adding me now >again I tell them I'm not their friend >they don't listen, they keep messaging me like I'm this kid >some 12yo girl from the group messages me privately >telling me she can't message much because she's in class >tell her again I'm not this dude >'ahahaha i'm not dumb' >sends me pics of her classroom >won't stop messaging me when I ignore her >in the group chat the original kid sends a screenshot of some d--- from google >he says I sent it, includes some fire emojis and s--- like 'fr fr no cap' >what the actual f--- >call him a liar, he responds 'show daddy more my guy' >leave group >12yo girl messages me again and says she wants to see more, asks me for pics >block them both >uninstall the app What the f--- is wrong with kids, b? I nearly got entrapped by some psychotic squeakers because I share the same username as some kid from Minecraft ffs

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