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: Anonymous TEK 428 KB JPG 08/12/22 (Fri) 18:56:43 No.883762509 >be me >25yo >get notification on my phone >someone has added me on snapchat >literally haven't used in in f------ years so who the f--- is this >turns out to be some kid who thought I was some kid he played Minecraft with >tell him to f--- off but he adds me to his friends Snapchat group anyway >bunch of 12yo kids sending emojis and saying words like 'gassed' and 'lit' >put my phone down for 5 minutes and pick it up to see I'm flooded with snap notifications >bunch of random kids adding me now >again I tell them I'm not their friend >they don't listen, they keep messaging me like I'm this kid >some 12yo girl from the group messages me privately >telling me she can't message much because she's in class >tell her again I'm not this dude >'ahahaha i'm not dumb' >sends me pics of her classroom >won't stop messaging me when I ignore her >in the group chat the original kid sends a screenshot of some d--- from google >he says I sent it, includes some fire emojis and s--- like 'fr fr no cap' >what the actual f--- >call him a liar, he responds 'show daddy more my guy' >leave group >12yo girl messages me again and says she wants to see more, asks me for pics >block them both >uninstall the app What the f--- is wrong with kids, b? I nearly got entrapped by some psychotic squeakers because I share the same username as some kid from Minecraft ffs

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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